@jefft I thought you said there was a game on tonight
johnjoseph Manhattan has the highest % of single people in US except for an island in Hawaii originally settled as a leper colony http://t.co/wFAdGEEq
Vistaprint is by far the most egregious offender in the “upsell / cross-sell / product recommendation during the checkout process” category.
@michaelbrooks But is there even a resale market for cats? Seems like you can’t even give them away…
DEVOPS_BORAT In startup after too much Nagios critical alert we are always perform 5 Why. Each of time we are find interesting way of destroy pager!
Why did the chicken commit suicide by walking into the road? To get to the other side.
They say you can become an expert in any field with 10,000 hours of practice. I think I just might have the dedication to become a sexpert.
ericboggs Been at 208 Rigsbee for 3 months. Today was the 1st time a homeless person wandered into the office. Surprised it took so long. #dirtydurham
@whosthedoss That’s for the reanimation experiment. Don’t let it thaw.
I use it so often that I really need to set a hotkey to print out the look of disapproval. ಠ_ಠ
@abbydactyl nice one
“La Horde” is the most realistic zombie movie I’ve ever seen.
@pmccall777 NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!
Invest in land and fossil fuels; they aren’t making any more of them. Invest in yourself - they aren’t making any more of those either.
I have examined all the women in my area on @okcupid and found them to be lacking. Time to take this shit multi-channel.
Got accepted into Mensa yesterday. Currently taking bets on who will be weirded out more at the meetings: me or them.
@jdchmiel where are the docs? I call shenanigans!
The simplest way to stay abreast of emerging technology is to watch what the porn industry is doing.
DEVOPS_BORAT In startup we have first fireable offense is dependency injection.
ncpolicelogs BREAKING: Sgt. Jason Brandon Hoyle of the Raleigh Police Dept has been charged with promoting prostitution of a minor. http://t.co/EsxLAJ6I
@flyosity due to unconditional love?
Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
There’s nothing wrong with being elitist so long as you’re actually 1337. For example, you should not be elitist about driving a Honda.
@dapak Columbian is still the best, though.