4 out of 5 rappers agree: it ain’t trickin’ if you got it
this is why you’re fat http://www.perpetualkid….
it’s about &@#$^ time: http://www.wral.com/traf…
because the pen is mightier than the sword ‘tis much more badass to get things done with the sword
NC is one of the few states that allows you to sue your spouse’s lover for ‘alienation of affection’ (and no, I didn’t) http://idek.net/1EqJ
frame-by-frame - this should give you an idea how bright a nearby lightning strike is http://imgur.com/WBPSM.p…
problem w/simple motion detection image analysis is that it doesn’t track motion of objects, just pixel changes - http://imgur.com/urdJJ.p…
considered writing a facebook app for the lulz… then i remembered it would be a facebook app, which is arguably worse than an iphone app
thank you, Internet, for this bountiful harvest of 20 pounds of rawhide at the low low price of $2.00 per pound
i was going to tear up some asphalt at an autocross class today, but i discovered a tire losing air. time to whip out the mechanic’s gloves.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
it’s not a beer belly; it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine!
80% of BMW 1 Series owners think their car is front wheel drive.http://idek.net/1DnF
@grillmaestro i like how you worked the price tag into that photo
@seanmcnichol i’m flexible - my boss said ‘you need to take a vacation.’ would love to take a cruise out of norfolk!
read a ’25 Dangerous Activities Worth Shortening Your Life For’ post and 80% were food. lame.suggest moar items for me! http://idek.net/1DUs
@jasonmalone b/c on singles cruises you have to share a cabin with a random stranger
the bucket list demands that i find someone to accompany me on a cruise - i can find some great deals. any takers?
the average american programmer writes an average of 10 lines of code per day with an average IQ of 105 on an average salary of $73,470
if the conficker botnet was used to run @home distributed computing projects we’d probably find E.T. and cure cancer by the end of the year
supporting unicode multi-byte character sets is such a pain in the ass that it may have killed the development of PHP 6 http://idek.net/1DBR
realtime motion detection monitoring of a 640x480 24bit color m-jpeg feed takes 800 KB/S bandwidth, 200 MB RAM, & a full 3GHz AMD 64bit core
once you incorporate firing pins, safeties, and triggers into golf i just might start playing http://www.youtube.com/w…
*not for the faint of heart* - bike crashes into scooter: http://idek.net/1Ctr
come on facebook: do i have 363, 364, or 365 ‘friends’ ? get your caches synced up - this is incredibly important data
being a small online niche app does not make it ok to email me my username AND password in plaintext kgr8thx
why do i never remember that i own mechanic’s gloves until AFTER i am bleeding?
you are a speck of matter with a touch of energy. if your brain is the hardware then the software (rules) is generated in reaction to input.
Star Trek - 1x07 - 35:16 - http://i.imgur.com/pUJsT…
@seanmcnichol gin.
you are a speck on a rock hurtling through a potentially never-ending space http://www.youtube.com/w…
find. replace. find… replace. FIND! REPLACE! findreplacefindreplacefindreplacefindreplace. grep grep sed awk commit. repeat.
when you say “just grep the codebase” i hear “we don’t need no stinkin’ documentation!”
RT @rands: How to piss an engineer off: make it arbitrary.
new feature development: the birthplace of bugs
i may not have credibility but what about ol’ tommy j? http://i.imgur.com/S7mb7…
you can’t force trust. i trust you just about as far as i can relate to you.
do a barrel roll! (technically, it’s an aileron roll) http://idek.net/1BIF
be epic to those whom you wish to be epic unto you
fun fact: in february i averaged 397 emails received per day. thank you gmail filters!
i have been working on this tweet for hours. this is the final result.
who DOESN’T want a live action sonic the hedgehog movie? http://i.imgur.com/xFYjv…
People who are always busy are simply time poor. Welcome to The Cult of Busy: http://idek.net/1AE4
i love searching for code errors and the results are web pages that throw said errors rather than forums discussing how to fix them. FFFFUUU
pro tip: it’s not defamation if it’s true
yes, i signed up to receive emails from obama administration but i did NOT ask to receive emails from every democrat running for office
daylight savings time: inconvenience for the general populace, bane to software developers.
recently acquired a 90 minute ‘best of speedy gonzales’ collection. oh, the memories. the racist, racist memories.
tl;dr: porn = good. http://www.the-scientist…
I think I’ll stay in tonight. I’ve been meaning to spend some quality time with your mom.
the next thief who rings my doorbell @ 1AM is going to have a photo of their ugly mug emailed to durham’s finest
the bronto 2010 spring release LIVES
F U, facebook. i couldn’t click the ‘x’ hard enough. http://i.imgur.com/mkHF2…
how to properly eat sushi: http://www.youtube.com/w…
fencing just might be a better workout than racquetball
portal 2 announced. half life 2: episode three still a pipe dream.
RT @TheJesusHChrist: #FF Your Lord and Savior.
don’t allow your intelligence to become a weakness http://idek.net/18JG
just like @knucklesandwich says - it’s all ball bearings http://idek.net/17tB
Wired readers agree - the perfect car for a snowicane is the Subaru WRX http://idek.net/17t9
don’t help others any more than they are willing to help themselves
All proofs inevitably lead to propositions which have no proof. Believe it, or don’t. http://idek.net/17B7
i’ll be driving a stick until i blow my knees out from racquetball http://idek.net/16wv
WD-40 is the duct tape of the liquid kingdom