saw my first Nissan GT-R in maryland - cars that awesome shouldn’t be sold in muted colors
memorable moments @ virgin festival: flavor flav freestyling on drums; girl OD’ing next to me, and girl talk (best audience participation)
why does @facebook set their favicon to ‘cue6n9tz.ico’ instead of ‘favicon.ico’ ? it forces me to resort to this add-on http://idek.net/Rpk
the early bird catches the late night cronjob bug
survived DC & Baltimore traffic - pimpin’ the Hilton suite with the pool view. excited for the virgin festival tomorrow http://idek.net/Rks
I lost too many friends; I won too many bets |
I made too much money; I ain’t made enough yet
dear @dailytarheel - how about a redesign that doesn’t blow on linux+firefox? http://twitpic.com/fkldl
go find your own twatters; don’t follow @shitmydadsays or @johncleese or @versaclouds or @rands or @robcorddry and especially not @justinjas
RT @rands: Each time you reschedule, I see you care less.
i think my dog is racist
took me all day, but my new laptop environment is finally where i like it to be… backlit keyboard FTW
note to self: don’t ASSUME that the gas pump’s auto-shutoff sensor is functional
note to self: don’t hold hand over water when feeding jaguar cichlids. one jumped 6 inches out of the water and latched on to my finger…
I wonder if the ‘dad’ from @shitmydadsays knows there are 100,000 people laughing at his quotes
no worries; I’m too big to fail
Papa John’s founder is offering free pizza to all Camaro owners TOMORROW in honor of finding his 1971 Camaro! http://bit.ly/15I8lD
ask not what your database can do for you - ask what you can do for your database.
NC (D) Senator properly uses a firearm in self defense: http://idek.net/Q.t - He understands that “gun control” means using both hands.
Even the most leet |
Sometimes come so close to defeat |
You miss easy shit when you’re so deep
In the code but the road to success is |
Don’t get stressed, just keep it cool homie |
And do your best
@robslade that is correct; if there is no action required then you archive the email after reading it…
if you have more than a dozen emails in your inbox, you’re doin’ it wrong. inboxes should be treated like to-do lists.
RT @shitmydadsays: “The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubix Cube.”
read this to become an IT expert - http://idek.net/Qlq - now leave me alone, kgr8thx
I was quite excited to have gotten an uninterrupted night of sleep, until I saw what Remi did in his crate. No more water before bed!
inglorious basterds is a true tarantino film - it felt like pulp fiction set in nazi-occupied france
WTF - Remi LIKES the taste of apple bitters…
just watched the hands down best tv scene I have ever seen (warning: graphic imagery & 100% cursing) - http://idek.net/QXB
we shall see how productive i can be on 4 hours of sleep… here goes first attempt to replace the stator & rectifier on the CBR
http://twitpic.com/erbif - wii tennis tourney champ with my pupil, @brontomatt !!!
http://twitpic.com/enw3m - critter du jour
http://twitpic.com/en0rf - my jaguar cichlids are spawning - note the 1000+ orange eggs
The Bible didn’t predict that Jesus would be coming back in kudzu form! http://idek.net/Q60
Baptist church sign near my house: “The Bible - read it, believe it, obey it!”
supposedly the best anagram of my full name is “jock strap not pimp if laze”
… @goddamndave has always said that I’m a freak… http://idek.net/Q4c
props to moon and district 9 for being unique sci-fi movies, but I don’t think D9 lived up to the original concept. moon, however, was epic.
well @justinjas - turns out the charge level of a lead acid battery can be determined by measuring the specific gravity of the electrolyte
just finished training @brontomatt in the art of wii tennis. we’re going to be an unstoppable force.
talisker. montecristo. crickets. frogs. cicadas. relaxation.
thanks to @ameir for the ride home today, and @justinjas for keeping me company while my battery charged
more alternator woes - bike wouldn’t start when leaving work. had to return & trickle charge battery. bike died again pulling into my house.
just signed the petition for LAN support in StarCraft II - http://www.petitiononlin…
new season of Mad Men? yes, plz!
the only thing amazing about these ‘motorcycle tricks’ is the stupidity employed by the riders: http://idek.net/PZW
I have no need for your fantasy adventures - I am living the greatest adventure one could ever desire!
tequila + grand marnier + pama + grapefruit juice + lemon juice + tonic = jameson’s gargleblaster
just so that everybody knows: the facebook personality profiler states that @goddamndave and I are personality soulmates
hm malfunctioning stator or rectifier is resulting in the battery not recharging. can’t pinpoint which; might as well order both…
To understand what recursion is you must first understand recursion.
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, “Can I join you?”
thankfully they didn’t make this mistake with remi: http://idek.net/PII
http://twitpic.com/dzxdg - critter du jour
housing market must be improving; heavy equipment is clearing out the woods around the lake. ka-ching, up goes my house value…
http://twitpic.com/dx438 - critter du jour
human brain neurons fire at an avg rate of 100hz. do any animals have higher clock rates? if so, don’t they experience time more slowly?
oh my; used lotus elises are now selling for under $30k… i should really test drive one to verify its worthiness of dream car status.
@slyons72 rampant age discrimination - they only let you rent if you are over age 30
i subscribe to both reddit and drudge report because I figure reddit + drudge == more fair & balanced than fox news
parents asked what i want for my birthday. i can think of two things: http://idek.net/P6a or http://idek.net/P6b
44% of citizens believe only LE should be able to carry firearms. 92% of LE officers believe citizens should be able to carry firearms.
a firearm is used by a citizen every 13 seconds to prevent a crime in the united states - you just don’t hear about it. http://idek.net/P4g
i approve! http://idek.net/P37
RT @mike9r : If you think Obama’s a socialist don’t bitch about it on the Internet cause, um, the Internet was a gov’t funded project.
is there no place in the RDU area that rents exotic cars?
have you seen this cat? http://idek.net/OyL
I’m all about 2nd amendment rights, but anyone who attempts suicide should be blacklisted from firearm sales for life http://idek.net/OyH
while behind a loud pickup truck this morning, I noticed our exhausts created an eerie harmonic dissonance. too bad it was lost on him.
All you have to do to succeed in software is to consistently suck less with every release.
haven’t been in this much pain in a long time. stabbing pains in the gut - hope it’s not food poisoning from the indian buffet…
there are 2 types of people in the world: you, and everybody else
motorcycle FAIL: http://idek.net/OY0
I am 57% addicted to Twitter http://su.pr/1b72Ly from the incredible @oatmeal
My stomach could support a tapeworm couple! http://theoatmeal.com/qu… from @oatmeal
I could take 53 baboons in a giant dildo fight! http://theoatmeal.com/qu… from @oatmeal
I could survive for 1 MINUTE 6 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls http://theoatmeal.com/qu… from @oatmeal
I took the Twitter spelling test and scored: 100% (A+) http://su.pr/1T8Z4G from the indisputable @oatmeal
it’s good scotch if a mere whiff is like rolling out the red carpet for a sledgehammer to run up inside your skull and commence b-boying
@covati: as @johncleese puts it - twittering twats
i tell you what, @ddahlke has a pretty hip music collection for such a dirty hippie
some crazy b!tch thought she was going to pass me on a 2 lane country road in her 1994 accord… #epicfail
ready to take charge this week and lead @bronto client services to a new level of WIN
great day for a 200 mile ride
one of the many reasons that i greatly miss calvin & hobbes - http://idek.net/O0o
turns out demolishing a 60 year old tin roof is an order of magnitude more difficult than pulling off a 10 year old shingled roof
let the destruction begin
start with straight shots and then pop bottles
cast net fishing is not only a great workout, but rewarding as well…
RT @rands - When you say “80% of users use 20% of our features” I hear “We’re going to deliberately choose where to suck”
i <3 ? http://idek.net/Nha
sweet - VLC 1.0 has airtunes support. first airtunes support for any linux app AFAIK. i can finally share my gangsta rap with my coworkers!
note to self: wear more cologne http://imgur.com/VHcaV.j…
this is the conversation you’d get if there were 2 of @goddamndave talking to each other: http://idek.net/NDb
I’m officially impressed by Google Presentation
i don’t have many personal heroes, but bill makes the list. i was 10 yrs old but i still remember his farewell letter. http://idek.net/N8l
@ameir: TBA is a great name. The Baby Al-Zoubi?
@lesliejenna: Whenever I hear Flo Rida’s “Right Round” I can’t help but think of meatspin
Pea soup fog. Tasty.
the REAL purpose of a narwhal’s tusk: http://idek.net/MwQ
http://twitpic.com/cjd2c - getting a feel for the bike
The whole notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse.
i hate fighting scenes that are so close to the action that all you see is a blur. what’s the point?
anybody notice that in the last star trek movie they used sidewinder forklifts? http://idek.net/MuE
just when i thought i had seen every post-apocalyptic movie in existence, i run across ‘the delicatessen’
i can’t believe there is a viable business model for this http://idek.net/Moh
http://twitpic.com/cf88m - cast net fishing FTW. the jaguars are now dining on fresh minnows straight from the lake.
sometimes getting lost is the best decision that you can make
all i have to do to keep remi occupied is give him 2 balls - he’ll spend the next few hours trying to keep both of them in his mouth