the best roads connect nowhere with nowhere
AFK; rallying to restore sanity. hope this works.
SustainableTips Amateurs water their grass at night, pros just spray-paint it green
I think @jefft is getting tired of breathing in my paint fumes http://yfrog.com/n85jvpj
@argylesocial @covati @ericboggs is it terrible twittiquette to tweet the same tweet to twitterers from multiple twats?
Republicans are poised to retake control of Congress even though the party AND its policies are unpopular. Wily! http://goo.gl/qaR5
caution: events on calendar are closer than they appear
@lesliejenna that does seem the obvious choice, doesn’t it? or mayyyybe I am green WOman…
expect to see some great costumes from the @bronto platform team tomorrow, except that lame-o @gigq. sneak preview for mine: extreme green.
what would you do if a toothless crackhead came up to your car at 6 AM and started banging on the window?
the people have spoken http://i.imgur.com/0A4cF…
being married for X years with Y children is not an accomplishment that has any place on a political campaign flyer
@seanmcnichol it is definitely at the watermelon
@seanmcnichol they’ll take my four loko over my dead body! after i drink a case of it…
When I was a kid I had to WALK to the bus stop, even if it was WET or COLD. Helicopter parents sitting in their cars: get out of my street.
the problem with running cutting edge technologies is that you don’t have the luxury of googling obscure issues
I haven’t carved a pumpkin since I was a kid, but I wouldn’t mind having this bad boy guarding my porch http://goo.gl/aNYp
43 things’ (@robotcoop) search engine is simultaneously too good and yet not good enough… http://twitpic.com/30t6ex
fall is here! http://i.imgur.com/fEMci…
just raised vast sums of money in the first round of funding for my Device That Allows You to Stab People in the Face Over the Internetâ„¢
Step 1: log in to facebook. Step 2: post the question: “How is babby formed?” Step 3: enjoy facebook easter egg!
understands live tweeting an event b/c it makes you feel like a journalist, but when it’s out of context you’re just shitting in my stream
@ameir what’s starting? another apple twitjizzfest?
@covati i read your every tweet, bud
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag, holding a cross, sitting in a lawn chair, and eating a KFC Double Down.
@MichaelCasp go on…
Scout is a master escape artist. He previously busted through both fence gates. This morning: a random picket. The warden is displeased. ಠ_à²
watching mad men, bourbon in hand. it helps to bring out the flavor.
Advancement of civilization has diluted the principles of Darwinism. I call for the repeal of safety labels and nanny laws (e.g. seat belts)
college plans to ban Four Loko because they can’t handle the awesomeness http://goo.gl/wUSJ
… just kidding; it’s unlikely that the human race will survive to the point of being a Type II civilization goo.gl/uWpZ
one day spacecraft will not be comprised of primitive materials such as metal and plastic, but rather projected energy a la goo.gl/Hciu
@johnmarkivey other than the tweetup foods, just a wide variety of jerky
@johnmarkivey everyone says I’m disgusting for eating it, but Christmas only comes once per year…
UNC football players banned from using twitter because they think the internet is a series of tubes http://www.dailytarheel….
reviews deep fried pecan pie http://bit.ly/9bWfMF (via @carolinewv)
blew all my cash buying jerkied meats from a four-toothed carnie at the #deepfried @ncstatefair @triangletweetup
the Internet is not fit to be a parent. please refrain from asking the Internet what you should do with your child in situation X.
can truly relate to Don Draper, minus the secretary banging… I don’t have a secretary.
heard it’s National Coming Out Day - what do I get for signing up? Instant pass from any and all future women problems? http://bit.ly/bfa5bU
@gigq I just figured out why you ‘called in sick’ today. You don’t have to be ashamed about not participating in National Coming Out Day.
working on my @bronto halloween costume. name of the game is pushing the envelope: note the lack of company policy prohibiting live animals.
on the 10th second of the 10th minute of the 10th hour of the 10th day of the 10th month of the 10th year there was: ubuntu maverick meerkat
hopes that facebook questions becomes the next cesspit of stupidity a la yahoo answers. how is babby formed?
@akuaa ZOMG someone managed to kill an entire protocol?
writing unit tests for all of my new code has greatly increased both my confidence and the size of my e-penis
♺ @rands: When you say “Thought leader”, I hear “You talk pretty”.
“he got PHP in my JAVA!” … “he got JAVA in my PHP!” // sadly, the former has already occurred. it’s only a matter of time…
APPARENTLY if you aren’t doing anal, you’re doing it wrong http://goo.gl/hpHc
@ddahlke i don’t ride wolverines; i use them to comb my hair
we (@lopp, @mikestable, @ddahlke) have met the enemy and she is crazy bitches
Quitters never win, and winners never acknowledge restraining orders or paternity suits.
@ameir @mikestable 4 life, yo
limit DoD spending to DEFENSE, tax religious orgs, close corp loopholes, kill payroll tax cap, legalize & tax marijuana. budget: balanced.
shortxstack happy binary day! aw snap.
Do not attempt to adjust your internet machine. 6‽: You ask me for a burger. The sun is a burger, rotating slowly as the earth grows cold.