The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

December 2010

@flyosity yea they HAVE it at Brier Creek but I had to explicitly ask for them to go unlock a drawer and pull out the demo.

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I try to refrain from email marketing commentary, but if your subject line is “EBlast from ______” then you make me die a little inside

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Brier Creek @bestbuy doesn’t even have the Nexus S on display because they’re “not a T-Mobile store” herpa derp derp

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unintentionally purchased over two separate trips to different grocery stores http://twitpic.com/3lnf0l

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Restrepo - one of the best documentaries of 2010 that you’ve never heard of http://www.imdb.com/titl…

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@flyosity noticed at xmas that none of the dozen people on my father’s side of the family have iphones. android all the way. must be genetic

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@Oatmeal I’d love to see you hook up with the guys over at Cyanide & Happiness

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Babylon 5 or Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? Discuss.

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who needs kids when you have doggies that want to romp in the snow all day?

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closing out this Xmas with Scrooged and Four Loko

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never steal a hacker’s computer http://www.youtube.com/w…

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when you outlaw four loko, only outlaws will have four loko http://i.imgur.com/CpahP…

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it has begun. just waited 30 sec for a news site to load. i glanced to the bottom left of the browser and saw “waiting on api.facebook.com”

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great news for NC SECU account holders - @mint just added much better support for syncing accounts - loans and credit cards now show up!

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55 minutes of WIN. Winter Massacre by Grime Syndicate http://t.co/G9hgAyI

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Citizens should not fear their government. Governments should fear their citizens.

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spends too much time consuming news and not enough time creating it

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If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.

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those who forget history are doomed to repeat it http://wikileaks.ch/Vide…

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wikileaks We ask that all people who love freedom close out their accounts at Bank of America.

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Bank of America is next.

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hat tip to @mikestable - http://goo.gl/gbu7I (a la @boingboing calling a Glock 27 ‘enormous’ http://bit.ly/fYLWE1)

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Richard Stallman breaks it down - the ‘attacks’ on Paypal, Mastercard, Amazon, etc are the online equivalent of protests http://goo.gl/jKmzM

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in other news, it turns out that Cisco routers have a helpful recovery mode if you pull the plug during the middle of a firmware upgrade!

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another case for leaking classified data. plenty of data is classified merely b/c the govt is too embarrassed http://goo.gl/hz1sQ

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oh look, it’s the same logic used in the no-knock warrant murder case: http://goo.gl/w6zGk

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when I’m president the ATF will be overhauled into the nation’s premiere vice delivery service

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the problem with snow is that it cultivates dumbassery http://i.imgur.com/tbxov…

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@ddahlke you tard. you should have kept it LOCAL with red oak!

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Homeowner kills someone breaking into his home. Is convicted of murder b/c the person is a cop with a no-knock warrant. http://goo.gl/M6rD0

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Happy birthday to the Bill of Rights. Let’s celebrate by standing up for our rights instead of selling them out under the guise of ‘safety.’

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Shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it to ensure it’s clean. Then, grab it by the butt and jam the mag in.

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bengfarrell http://bit.ly/hie833 http://bit.ly/hT0vJJ A co-worker took his fam to Mellow Mushroom Sunday. O-heard that the driver wasn’t wearing pants

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god DAMN these electric sex pants!

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wikileaks Indoleaks - a WikiLeaks-style site that launched in Indonesia on Friday - has already published many sensitive docs | http://goo.gl/p4THl

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how do you convince someone that you’re completely sane? http://en.wikipedia.org/…

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Jesus_M_Christ There is a special place in Hell for @meganphelps and the Westboro Baptist Church.

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Me: need to parse jiggabytes of raw logs quickly. Pig: no problem! Me: need if/else conditions to merge sparse data. Pig: herp derp! Me: ಠ_ಠ

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@bullcity Teasers really ties Main Street together…

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ProSexTips Telling a girl you like her for what’s on the inside isn’t a lie. Her vagina is inside her.

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@mattmeis ditto; I might trim back some of the errant strands for xmas…

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a final Four Loko blowout (they’re doin’ it right) http://i.imgur.com/gxnfX…

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I fully support DDOSing as an act of political protest. Crowd-sourced DDOS attacks are the new mass riot. Good luck arresting us all.

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what goes around comes around - www.mastercard.com is getting a dose of internet justice

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♫ they see me trollin’… they hatin’… http://i.imgur.com/TK03L…

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is dreaming of a dubstep christmas http://soundcloud.com/se…

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@colopy “Only rarely does 1 + 1 = 3 and this is one of those times.” Hyped much?

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Remember, the Wikileaks data is technically classified, thus if you view [redacted] or [redacted] then the US may [redacted] your [redacted]

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dissent: you know you’re doing it right when the people in power want you dead.

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great trip to Virginia today: drove a 550 HP stock car AND bought a case of Whipped Lightning!

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attempting political correctness is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end. everyone knows what you’re trying to say. just say it.

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RepRonPaul Re: Wikileaks- In a free society, we are supposed to know the truth. In a society where truth becomes treason, we are in big trouble.

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silly government: you can’t suppress information on the internet. wikileaks.org is dead. LONG LIVE http://wikileaks.ch

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last day to buy Four Loko at @samsquikshop - I’m stocked up AND got a free sign! http://t.co/bwz3t6v

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rands Entering a new era of compromise: http://j.mp/dTMVP3

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