every problem has a solution. sometimes the solution is giving up.
apparently “do you suck?” is an alternative phrasing of “got a light?”
@pmccall777 interesting that the woman used in the article and elsewhere is not her. http://goo.gl/LICTi read the chat: http://goo.gl/FvBcL
new toy and new gear http://twitpic.com/444fsy
with enough dogged determination, a 70 pound canine can head butt his way through a 3/4” wood picket. off to the home improvement store…
R.I.P. http://t.co/QaF4z4E
“God makes no mistakes” - great way to rationalize your parental negligence! http://bit.ly/e92CCW
@faithcordell but you beat Nick to the punch, and that’s all that matters.
@emilepetrone every time you mention Facebook, a little part of me dies
@flyosity that’s not a fight, it’s two different attacks where the defender is refraining from kicking the attacker’s ass
@pmccall777 @mikestable is implicitly saying that he enjoys using Lemonparty recreationally
There are no winners in Lemonparty Wars. Any battle results in a Pyrrhic victory at best. Also, eyebleach prices skyrocket.
@juliebomboolie There’s nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.
national concealed carry reciprocity bill introduced in house, co-sponsored by Heath Shuler (D-NC) http://bit.ly/ihvNhJ
@emilepetrone also, I had never heard of “Airbnb” so IDK how much comparing yourself to them is going to help…
@emilepetrone Apache? Isn’t the default around 100?
“We are your brothers. We are your sisters. We are you, we are everyone around you. We are Anonymous.”
Anonymous is not an actual group of people. Anyone who decides to sail under the banner of Anonymous will be Anonymous. http://goo.gl/72JMF
@hoorayimhelping yep, and they are. pissed off techies go in, lulz come out. YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN THAT!
the mere concept of Anonymous issuing press releases makes me giddy http://anonnews.org/?p=p…
pretty neat (and depressing) web game made for Urban Ministries of Durham - http://playspent.org/
riding positions: http://t.co/lwBRuC3
@flyosity LOL “FUCK YOU, LOYAL FOLLOWERS!”
@hoorayimhelping bacause anything outside of <?php ?> tags is HTML, DUH!
As the entire Middle East goes up in flames, one Muslim is focused on justice for an unknown atrocity being committed: http://goo.gl/P2TGy
what’s the point in having a democracy when people keep voting wrong? democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.
just sold the CBR 900RR! you know what this means… I’m buying my second motorcycle on Saturday!
DRUNKHULK LISTEN TO NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM! IT TOO EARLY FOR LENT! SO DRUNK HULK NO UNDERSTAND WHY RADIOHEAD GIVE UP!
“A bubble is defined by too much money chasing assets… and the need to find a greater fool to buy them,” http://goo.gl/2OYIQ
test drove a few motorcycles today and I’m feeling this is the one http://goo.gl/LIGAs
at banfield getting a doggy leg x-rayed :-(
still missing my 350Z… this is an electric car I would actually buy http://t.co/paDZ38V
@ameir autos,ccw,dubstep,finance,frugal,guns,lounge,motorcycles,movies,stargate,triangle,ubuntu,wtf,zombies
my co-workers have been trolling my craigslist ad for the motorcycle all morning. at least I figured it out. http://i.imgur.com/94fmv…
apparently this warm weather snap has jump started a lot of people’s motorcycle searches for the spring. shouldn’t be long til I sell now…
rundlesreposts You know what sucks? 100 calorie packs. 100 calorie pack of carrots has 10,000 carrots in it. The 100 cal pack of bacon? Like 2 bacon bits.
IGN The Dead Island trailer is hands down the best trailer we’ve seen in 2011. | http://go.ign.com/eubc9Y
really digging the redesigned top nav bar in gmail
no one wins. one side just loses more slowly.
@gigq Micro$oft’s Three Laws of Developers: DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!
@tab126 I’ve got most of my gear together; focusing on trying to sell the CBR so that I can buy a touring bike
Cast off the veil of secret censorship in American cinema. The more you know… http://goo.gl/h6rlK
NC may FINALLY gain a castle doctrine! If someone breaks into your home, they forfeit their right to live. http://bit.ly/eO3ead
@flyosity nice! BTW I own a physical DVD of Powder. What does that tell you?
blue waffle disappeared from trending topics whilst all the others stayed in place? i call shenanigans. #censorship
omg blue waffle is trending on twitter. everyone pitch in!
@hoorayimhelping Star Trek: Enterprise! Get it right or pay the price!
donate blood, get a free HIV test!
If the Senate decides to make the Patriot Act permanent, I say we display our patriotism in an Egyptian fashion. http://bit.ly/gE79qO
@emilepetrone there’s always vmware - you could even set up an amazon ec2 instance and remote desktop into it
@emilepetrone yep you have to keep it old school. css can’t be to fancy. http://www.campaignmonit…
received undercooked chicken in my pita at lunch. ate it anyway. this four loko will kill off any harmful bacteria.
AJEnglish Clashes reported in Iran protests: Anti-government marches under way in Tehran despite a heavy security presence… http://aje.me/hYZgE5
@neiltyson @Bieterman It’s not the acceleration that’ll kill you - it’s the sudden stop when you hit the nearest wall / tree / whathaveyou.
bitches love chocolate and hearts http://goo.gl/C1lqQ
OH: “I LOVE scanning stuff! I want to work at a supermarket!”
TuckerMax According to my CHL class, deadly force can be used in TX for reasons ranging from “necessary to save ur life” to “that fella looked shady”
“you’re not as crazy as you think I am.” (the man from earth) A+++ would watch again
@braddyg king chinese buffet off 85 in durham
@taranga the buffet as a whole is meh, but they have good ice cream
Several reasons why I own Corning stock http://www.youtube.com/w…
@taranga king chinese buffet off 85 in durham
just found the holy grail of sushi. cheese stick roll (top) http://t.co/bvM8qam
TuckerMax I should live tweet this class, instructor is awesome. Began class w/ “Go ahead and call 911, but you’re just waiting to die.”
AJELive Omar Suleiman announces that Mubarak has resigned! http://aje.me/hXK0Wa #Egypt
@mark_a_phelps twarting? http://www.rnw.nl/africa…
If you can’t say something controversial, don’t say anything at all.
You can’t win Valentine’s Day
@hoorayimhelping self-cleaning Kleenex. BRILLIANT!
Just had an idea for a revolutionary dating site called PsychoDoucheDate.com http://i.imgur.com/TYWMh… http://i.imgur.com/zSMtk…
it took several weeks of protests, but it sounds like they’re only hours away from victory in Egypt
@mikestable you should do a post / review of this dish http://www.youtube.com/w…
@ddahlke actually, there is
@ameir DaisyDisk? So… KDirStat for Mac? Welcome to 2002!
everyone’s going crazy about the Duke / UNC game tonight and skipping over the more important news: the season premiere of Justified on FX!
@Kestrelbird I’d have gone with a snarkier title myself…
@flyosity yep, instead of going on the defensive I say they should have trolled all the haters
hat tip to @mailchimp for managing to piss off a huge swath of the email marketing industry last week! http://goo.gl/hIPdq
wishful thinking http://t.co/oZnKHqQ
@emilepetrone I would modify that to say if you’re just getting into email marketing and don’t have a budget / need for advanced features :P
Torque breaks more laws of physics than The Matrix and 2012 combined http://www.youtube.com/w…
@pmccall777 @tony_winn I think most n00bs believe API stands for Automatic Program Interface
okcupid Want to know if she’ll sleep with you on the first date? Ask her if she likes beer. http://okcupid.com/z/cg27 (You’re welcome.)
@mark_a_phelps frugal tip: electric razor OR straight razor it like a boss.
something’s trickling down, but it doesn’t smell like money.
@ameir sounds like bacon deficiency
3 is the maximum number of times you should let the yellow mellow.
@hoorayimhelping who gives a fuck about reception? I don’t want to talk to your hipster ass.
Disregard females, retain cognitive abilities. http://goo.gl/y7gX3
Nobody back Anonymous into a corner. In conclusion, LOL. http://t.co/VzbLczQ
INSTANT DARWIN AWARD http://t.co/djCUW61
Correct: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
Incorrect: The image was photoshopped. http://goo.gl/gYM77
Skyline = Independence Day + The Matrix + Zombieland but with a realistic ending.
@flyosity I think you meant to say “the world’s largest edible double-ended dildo”
training trumps firepower http://www.thegunzone.co…
Are you still using Windows? A few more reasons to think about switching: Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal preview http://bit.ly/i12RF7
@flyosity how long before you start ripping on Verizon when they inevitably start having network issues?
@mattmeis it might be nice b/c it would cut down on inane drivel, but it would suck because karma whoring would be rampant.
what do you think would happen to the Facebook experience if they went Reddit on our asses and started keeping track of your ‘like karma’ ?
just LOLed at the “IP address triangulation” technique used in the latest episode of Flashpoint
successfully completed my new year’s resolution: memorization of the military phonetic alphabet
Al Jazeera’s English portal is down… hopefully due to their newfound popularity and not due to attack
Egypt situation has escalated to sustained gunfire being heard
FX has been putting out some solid shows lately - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Justified, and now Lights Out.
@mattmeis almost hit 70 here today
Egypt update: violence has erupted between pro and anti Mubarak protestors in Tahrir Square
@emilepetrone welcome to my world
how long do you think it will be before facebook starts recommending “friends” to you that you’ve never met in real life?
They’re not backing down! Up to 2 MILLION protesters are estimated to have gathered today in Tahrir Square in Cairo. http://goo.gl/T4zBk