ncpolicelogs Fraternal Order of Police claims the LEO community is consistent in opposition to legalizing pot. Polls show otherwise! http://t.co/MMe8eIWD
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” ~ Mark Twain
@ameir You figured it out :-P
@ameir Sure; the benefit of using the “terrorist” label is that it’s so loosely defined. http://t.co/sSABd2X7
@ameir AW SNAP THE TERRORISTS ARE AT IT AGIN! ‘MURRICA SHALL PREVAIL!
@senatorburr vote to revoke the #NDAA indefinite detention provision.
@SenatorHagan revoke the #NDAA indefinite detention provision.
Syria disappears from the Internet; this does not bode well. http://t.co/zBEvTA0Y
@MichaelCasp That’s not very funny, brah.
@facebook I’ve uninstalled Facebook Messenger on my phone b/c you won’t let me disable notifications for more than 12 hours. Good job.
The best part about wearing thick winter gloves is that they make it easy for you to concealed carry your brass knuckles.
Bitcoin block reward has successfully halved; so begins the great test of Keynesian economic theory. No effects yet. http://t.co/pG3qn9Sq
Mark Cuban says that diversifying your investments is for suckers; completely contradicts the Bogleheads philosophy. http://t.co/6qZCgKsN
@mint That got it working again; thanks!
Wisdom is merely the knowledge of causality.
@mint I upgraded your app on my Droid X and it gives me a white screen and the process hangs immediately upon launching.
@gigq @pmccall777 Yep, and I’ve watched a ton of motorcycle crash videos! Note my current record of 0 crashes after 50,000+ miles ridden.
@pmccall777 I weigh the probability of needing the skills against the probability I have one life. Better to learn from others’ mistakes…
The only redeeming quality of “The Expendables 2” is when Chuck Norris launches a Chuck Norris joke in the first person.
Google Spanner is the next step in #bigdata - love how they had to throw NTP out the window. http://t.co/500Tbui7
I have a theory that people who decide not to learn any self defense skills simply haven’t seen enough video footage of actual murders.
Magic Eraser cleaning pads are quite amazing, especially the way that they magically disappear after 10 minutes of use.
My first DD-WRT install was a much bigger hassle than I expected… definitely going to try Tomato next time around.
whiskeydurham Crown Royal blk, Bushmills blk, Jim Beam blk and Johnnie Walker blk. We’ve got your Blk Friday covered.
@ddahlke Get off your ass and head to TKM. http://t.co/GF4RxBew
Since the cease-fire was announced there have been many reports of celebratory gunfire in the Gaza strip. Face, meet palm.
@rands My hard cutoff is a sustained rate of more than one tweet per hour.
cherrycheva Hey, alumni association, I don’t know what about me having paid to go to school makes you think I will pay to have gone to school.
republicwrless Jimm has posted a new blog post Freedom has arrived. republic wireless is open for everyone. Welcoming pre-orders now. http://t.co/artNw77w
@dapak Installed and running flawlessly for me!
It only took an hour on hold with TWC chat support followed by 3 calls to phone support to find the guy who activated my new modem in 2 min.
Hey @facebook, you know what’s not cool? When I update your Android app and it re-enables all the notifications I had turned off.
Glad I had a deep fried Twinkie at the fair this year because that won’t be happening ever again…
@Jeremy_DeGroot @dcm Indeed, but many Linux users are of the mindset “if it works, the details of how don’t really matter”
Netflix is now available for Ubuntu! http://t.co/gcrk44XC
I love online retailers who only use client-side validation to prevent you from stacking coupons.
@Jeremy_DeGroot If there’s a bug in the code and nobody ever travels down that code branch, is there really a bug in the code?
That feeling when you discover a fatal bug that has existed for years but nobody noticed because nobody uses that subfeature.
elcaltrider If there was a Nobel war prize Obama would win that as well
I’m fairly confident that there are more effective ways to target members of the military who have been raped than a radio advertisement.
BigDataBorat When the developer is ready, the unproven solution with dubious scalability claims will appear. #nosqlzen
@ameir I would buy it, but only if it were a cold fusion drive.
Ah, just what I wanted: to pay TimeWarner an extra $4 per month to continue using this crappy Ubee modem.
ericboggs The Supreme Court may gut the Voting Rights Act and make gerrymandering much worse. http://t.co/SjR5mJ4X
@pmccall777 It’s all about which messages are actionable. The problem is that now 99% of IMs I receive are not. (chat rooms)
It’s called “instant messenger” not “instant responder.” I receive ~500 instant messages every day; I can’t afford to monitor them realtime.
This Movember I’m thankful for @mikestable for drilling terrible pizza songs into our heads. http://t.co/T8ZbhCPT & http://t.co/uDQV8c5F
Doomsday Preppers does a disservice to the prepper community by picking extremists who ought to instead be on “My Strange Addiction.”
rands Operators will lose US $54bn by 2016 due to smartphone messaging apps: http://t.co/zaXZHTOz #satisfying
Will Wright should be ashamed if he had anything to do with the development of the Sim City Facebook version.
Got addicted to watching “My Strange Addiction.”
Skyfall was lacking several qualities that I look for in a Bond film.
@flyosity I stopped reading at “recognizes the evils of Islam” - I don’t waste my time with that shit.
“Code stoned, debug sober, document drunk.” http://t.co/82GneUyq
jefft Great crowd for @TriHUG! @boorad starting his talk http://t.co/R45DxQRQ
Have you heard about the vast libertarian conspiracy? We want to take over the government and then… leave you alone.
I wonder how many folks at @twitter believe that their platform is propelling us closer to the Singularity.
Krav Pro Tip: aim for the face in cold weather because heavy coats act as armor against blows to the body. Groin kicks are still effective.
@jim_adler What are your thoughts on Scott Adams’ recent blog post? http://t.co/BBIqQkr0
IMHO, @TwistedPine’s Ghost Face Killah is not quite as spicy a beer as @mysterybrewing’s Fiery Dragon’s Mouth.
Instagram web profiles are live! Feel free to follow me. http://t.co/ydf8dt0b
Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan Chase, & Credit Suisse must be upset that their candidate lost http://t.co/BDAKcCYm
@pmccall777 mad props for belly flops
Congratulations to the citizens of Colorado, Washington, Massachusetts, Maine, Maryland, & Ohio for GAINING more freedom last night.
@flyosity Much of the world has realized Obama pushes the same foreign policies as Bush. http://t.co/BtzJTVdA
@gigq Looking forward to having a salty house?
hoorayimhelping Just a friendly reminder that while everyone is screaming about who to elect for president, congress’ approval rating is at about 20%…
I don’t know who will be the next POTUS, but it’ll be the best POTUS a billion dollars can buy. http://t.co/N873zuIW
emilepetrone Any DB experts out there that can help with migrating from MySQL to Postgres?
It’s cool that @mozilla releases new versions of Firefox & Thunderbird more frequently, but not when my add-ons break due to version issues.
You know you’re in The South when you see a sign that says “Bojangles - next 5 exits”
Don’t you hate when you’re trying to reproduce a bug but you can’t because you run into a different, unknown bug?
@hoorayimhelping is looking hot these days. http://t.co/CBK0onHp
@grantimahara @NathanFillion Shouldn’t Han be played by Harrison Ford because isn’t Han a lot older in the final trilogy?
I have 88 custom Gmail filters to help manage the 300+ daily emails I receive; hope I don’t miss one that’s important! http://t.co/7kGrbHC7