a day in the life of a motorcycle rider (watch the traffic lights) http://www.youtube.com/w…
@ameir I retract the last sentence. Tweet was better without it.
@ameir I think you confused touch screens with women. And me with you. And something something your wife / mother / sister.
pet peeve: touch screens and key pads that can’t accept input at Jameson speed
@emilepetrone ubuntu 10.10, firefox 3.6.13
@emilepetrone gotta give you props - I’ve never had this happen http://i.imgur.com/8aW87…
@ddahlke you’re 4 days behind on your redditing
Egypt to Al Jazeera: “We’re shutting you off” Al Jazeera to Egypt: “Fuck it, we’ll do it live” http://t.co/f4oi31e via @reuters
@hoorayimhelping I’m not drunk, I’m self medicated
tried gargling, sinus douching, chloroseptic spray, cough drops, mucinex, and sudafed but the only cure for the cold was http://goo.gl/stkgP
@hoorayimhelping OMG ME TOO BRO! CAN’T WAIT 2 COMPARE HAIRCUTS MONDAE!
biggest. tax. refund. ever. damn, it feels good to file as ‘single’ again.
@knucklesandwich DO GO ON…
sign here to tell those fuckwits in Congress to let PATRIOT Act expire: http://t.co/llMKbSc
Youths in Cairo have formed a human chain to protect the national museum from looters during the riots. #doingitright
dhh LinkedIn is 8 yrs old, has taken $100M+ in VC, lost $4M on $120M in revs in ’09, made just $1.8M on $161M in revs in ’10. Would you invest?!
@ameir I’m a little rusty on my squigglylinese - how do you pronounce خط بارليÙ?
concealed carry discussions can result in some very interesting hypothetical scenarios http://goo.gl/mnghn
@flyosity depends on which android phone http://blog.reevoo.com/2…
Fun fact: Alan Hale Jr (the Skipper from Gilligan’s Island) played a fry cook in an episode of Batman. His character’s name… was Gilligan.
the excitement of watching my netflix shares jump by $28 today was quashed when I remembered I only own 4 of them.
@hoorayimhelping it really grinds my gears when people do retarded shit like that
“Let’s go for a walk!” “Fuck that, let’s go for A RIDE!” http://i.imgur.com/Vp98i…
the original Batgirl theme song wasn’t quite the came caliber as the Batman theme http://www.youtube.com/w…
@hoorayimhelping I actually thought, when we were picking out targets, that they’d make a killing on zombie targets http://goo.gl/Ousjp
people who live in glass houses shouldn’t play out their sordid sexual fantasies behind closed doors
@hoorayimhelping I’m not addicted, I just prefer my pee to have the rich aroma of espresso
reason #323 to carry a handgun: there are people out there who would beat or even kill you for honking your horn at them http://goo.gl/TWR33
@emilepetrone shading adds the perception of depth. depth makes it easier to forget that you’re just staring at a 2D screen. UX FTW.
life’s a game: interplay wordplay with gunplay to outplay splayed dismay but downplay swordplay foreplay in case it’s replayed as screenplay
invest in yourself; stop being a fucking pussy. http://inoveryourhead.ne…
They need to hurry up and make Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder. It will feature Forrest Gump Junior who ends up averting the 2012 apocalypse.
not ironic, just retarded: market value of my house drops 20k, insurance company says i need to raise my coverage by 20k.
counted 99 problems; they’re all bitches.
Sometimes I wonder if it’s overkill to have this many mags full of hollowpoints. Then I remember what happened at Raccoon City. #beprepared
@mark_a_phelps do ANY of us really exist?
Bucky’s firing range trip idea worked out great - during our wait for a lane I met the owner of the BMW motorcycle dealership in Raleigh :-)
@mark_a_phelps There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Jameson Lopp.
my idea of professionality is refraining from connecting my twitter feed to my linkedin profile
currently watching an extremely underrated movie http://www.imdb.com/titl…
@hoorayimhelping can we shoot it with .45s?
@hoorayimhelping which is cold relative to the temperature of my mouth. BAM!
Ignorant coworkers blew the electrical circuit in the kitchen by using too many appliances; have to eat my soup cold. #firstworldproblems
RT @TheThryll: The only reason any country should reasonably have a military is for potential alien attack.
@pmccall777 that reminds me: Justified is my new favorite TV show http://goo.gl/quGEt
an added bonus to killing a criminal is that their accomplices get charged with murder. the more you know… http://wkrg.com/1203926
Max Brooks puts a great twist on the zombie apocalypse genre by writing a short story from the viewpoint of vampires http://shar.es/XNyj4
life is a party; don’t fool yourself into thinking that you’re “fashionably late”
angrydeveloper 5.25” floppy -> 3.5” floppy -> zip drive -> external -> usb drive -> usb flash drive -> HOLOGRAPHIC FUCKING STAR TRECK CRYSTAL
Your body is a temple; fill it with virgins.
@mark_a_phelps man up and write it yourself
Certain Exes of mine used to say one of my weaknesses was apologies. Jackasses obviously didn’t know that admitting mistakes is a weakness.
@hoorayimhelping maybe we should add that to the ‘company perks’ on our job descriptions.
I’m really enjoying Swype - I’ve already trained it to spell all the important curse words and even a new one I learned today: “emogothfuck”
your body is a temple. you should burn ‘incense’ in it as much as possible.
@mark_a_phelps @hoorayimhelping it really grinds my gears when someone ends a sentence with a preposition.
@mark_a_phelps would you say it grinds your gears when people express the grinding of their gears?
this swype thing almost offsets the naive idea that a QWERTY keyboard layout works for thumb typing
@emilepetrone you should direct him to the nearest lemon party
Re: APIs. If you’re syncing your entire database with a remote service daily, you’re doing it wrong.
@mikestable you’ve got a dirty mouth
overheard in unicorn land… @mikestable: “”I was going to try to swallow it inside, but that just led to more questions”
it’s important to note that the proper pronunciation of PHP is “fap”
Replaced the gas fill neck on the Tundra. Thanks Toyota for placing all nuts / bolts / clamps in the most inconvenient orientations possible
they wouldn’t have gotten the respect if they called themselves “the n-words with attitude”
Hello world from my shiny new Droid X
the U.S. patent system is so fucked up that someone has successfully patented a stick http://goo.gl/0h50B
be good or be good at it
@jefft @ddahlke or he might not have yet even disclosed the actual ingredient; the mole is just how MUCH of it he’s using
sometimes I wish I were less paranoid, but there are people who would kill me for my wallet. should I not carry a diamond encrusted wallet?
@flyosity “Apple’s weakness is its control-freak nature and insistence that there is only one way to make a smartphone.” http://goo.gl/XClcS
played some multiplayer goldeneye on wii. got pwned, but at least I didn’t have to endure being called a fag by 10 year olds the whole time.
@jbeardsley the trip will be mostly national parks and monuments, thus it’s good to know I can bring along ol’ Betsy
@flyosity @hoorayimhelping all I’m saying is that the logical progression was gen_url => url_for => url_three
@hoorayimhelping don’t get me started about gen_url => url_for => url_five
I never use my work email to register for stuff, yet I get spam for webinars / professional BS. Here’s a “fuck you” to LinkedIn data miners.
rundlesreposts You are what you eat, so I only eat beautiful food. For example, I love cheesy poofs, but the usability is terrible, so I won’t eat them.
This makes planning my cross country trip just a little bit easier! http://t.co/uX0FmYl
@emilepetrone fuck paypal. google checkout?
T-Mobile takes a huge step back from the future of mobile Internet use: http://bit.ly/fYSkBw
@mikestable lawl that makes more sense. i thought you had a talking dog for a minute.
@jefft sports statistics hold no meaning for me
NC Democrat Congressman Heath Shuler vows to use his concealed carry license when in his home state http://goo.gl/29JEn
rundlesreposts It’s snowing in Durham! I love how simple and beautiful snow is. It’s like sub-pixel anti-aliasing.
@hoorayimhelping The Digg Effect?
HA! via @pmccall777 - “I before E except after C except for 66% percent of the words with C” http://goo.gl/m3vhU
history should be learned, not repeated http://i.imgur.com/6v7tR…
@pmccall777 I before E except after C, and sometimes S, and sometimes any other letter.
tonight’s snack: perky jerky (www.perkyjerky.com) via @abbydactyl followed by a four loko chaser
Leaked: US government strategy to prevent leaks http://t.co/0ucyimy
Apparently I should quit Reddit for 4chan. http://encyclopediadrama…
a lawl for my @bronto twits http://twitter.com/#!/em…
just discovered a reason not to ride in freezing temperatures - throttle sticking in the open position
1st draft of cross country motorcycle route complete. If I’m coming your way & you want me to visit, shoot me a message! http://goo.gl/o9uy4
alas, @verizonwireless would have earned my business today if they allowed customers to use their data-only plan with android phones
@TuckerMax I thought you were an asshole, not a pussy
time to lighten the mood after today’s flamewars, so here’s a fat naked jew on shrooms firing two .357’s in the desert http://goo.gl/q3Eer
@ameir so… it sounds like the dev DID force apple to reconsider DRM, and it didn’t take them long to decide.
@ameir what are you talking about? Everything I’ve read says that APPLE was the one to remove the VLC app http://goo.gl/DZrX7
@flyosity don’t get me wrong, it IS moronic that they’re deleting shit they posted earlier. it’s like running from the cops for no reason.
Palin did nothing wrong by using firearm-laced rhetoric. Freedom of speech, bitches. Not her fault that a weak-minded fool took it literally
sorry, Sarah Palin - the hive mind of the Internet does not allow revisionist history
fuck yeah you can say whatever the hell you want http://bit.ly/gW2uMM
@emilepetrone was that as good for you as it was for me?
@emilepetrone there is a saying: “loud pipes save lives” IDK if it’s true, but I get sick of oblivious ‘cagers’ nearly killing me every day.
The Agonizing Last Words of Programmer Bill Zeller http://t.co/kdRDd9h
@flyosity YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ANNOUNCEMENTS
@ameir HAY THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WE’RE MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Freedom of speech has an enemy and its name is “political correctness.” http://goo.gl/okUAk
is a concurrency problem a concurrency problem if it’s actually a load (resource contention) problem?
what a coincidence - I’m running a processing facility myself! I call it ‘my liver’ http://goo.gl/BFIl9
For a 10,000 mile cross country trip. NEED: http://goo.gl/0AheF WANT: http://goo.gl/87ves
It appears the ‘golden voiced homeless man’ Ted Williams is real because he, too, has been screwed by the TSA http://goo.gl/fq6lK
Dog has diarrhea. Rolls in it. Shakes it off. Onto the walls. As high as 5 feet. The Aristocrats!
lucas_weber I’ve had an app store on my PC for years, it’s called the internet. The best part? No iTunes! #schmappstore
I’m constantly amazed by how CA manages to simultaneously be so progressive and so ass-backward http://bit.ly/g8mcwl
@emilepetrone phone screen? half an hour sure is short for a face-to-face
despite all my rage against the machine, I am still just a man with unvented spleen http://goo.gl/XEZuS
hunting down concurrency bugs involves making Heisenberg your bitch
@hoorayimhelping using the internet to meet people? how well has that worked for you so far?
@hoorayimhelping what do you gain by announcing where you are to everyone?
this is what your government does to heroic men with heavy consciences http://goo.gl/SvUxM
This year I resolve to increase the length AND girth of my e-penis by pointing out everyone who is wrong on the Internet. Also, The Game.
ConanOBrien In 2011, the first digit equals the sum of the last two. This hasn’t occurred since… 2002. Sorry, I thought I was on to something.
I’ll be keeping my 2011 resolution at 1280 x 800, but only because it won’t go any higher
planning a cross-country motorcycle trip for summer. going to head up the east coast, cross to west coast, go south, then cross back.
started off the new year by calling the cops at 7 AM