RT @WarTard: Mali: The French go to the desert.: Â Â It’s time always time to break out the popcorn when the French go to war…. http:// …
I now know more about international postal codes than I ever desired. I even corrected the wiki entry for Mongolia. https://t.co/6JmSDy4O
@knucklesandwich It’s been far too long since “Practical Pig: Preventing Perilous Pitfalls for Prestige & Profit” - cute piglet overload.
Reading from your presentation slides? You’re doing it wrong. Slides are just for funny pictures to keep your audience’s attention.
jefft Plenty of room left in @Bronto’s new Thunderdome for @TriHUG tomorrow! Come hear about @Cloudera Impala. RSVP: http://t.co/SCvloI9d
It turns out my house insurance policy considers the detonation of a nuclear device an exempt “act of war” even if it’s an accident! #ripoff
Job opportunity: Riot police officers needed. Interviews are being held Monday at police HQ. Arrive early to beat the crowd.
I can’t wait for a reality augmentation device such as Google Glass so that I can install an ad blocker for real life.
@flyosity “A gun in every womb so that fetuses can defend themselves!”
@Jeremy_DeGroot …aaaaaaaaaand it’s gone.
@flyosity YMMV
“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful.” - Warren Buffett http://t.co/u8REISKT
@flyosity Methinks I shall be selling my $NFLX and using the proceeds to buy $AAPL
Go go gadget $NFLX!
That feel when you pull the gym towel away after drying your face and see that large, faded brown stain.
pmccall777 When you see @lopp offering candy, asking for and eating some before knowing what it is can be a bad move: http://t.co/RlBRgE4n #faceburns
MolotovUSA Self-reliance. #theresanappforthat http://t.co/J2Iuz1rf
@drewpotential A law enforcement source said the gunman shot the man he was arguing with, then accidentally shot himself in the buttocks.
@pmccall777 @danlowe Aha; how caffeine affects your brain without altering the molecule itself - it binds to receptors. http://t.co/CXFCHUWP
@pmccall777 @danlowe Maybe; never took organic chem or biochem. I equate “metabolize” to “chemical rxns transforming the original inputs”
@danlowe Wat. How do you get any benefits from it if you aren’t metabolizing it.
@danlowe It’s cool, brah - it’s all-natural.
@flyosity The benefit of having “fuck you money” is being able to say “fuck you” and mean it.
@mark_a_phelps Isn’t it the default sig? I equate it to dumbasses who leave the sticker / license plate frame of the dealership on their car
mindnovelty “In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” -Martin Luther King, Jr. #powerful
I can’t believe that @KimDotCom’s Mega doesn’t accept Bitcoin as a payment method. https://t.co/YpggHmRB
A challenge to the spread of liberty-centric ideologies is being seen as uncompromising, but one does not request freedom; one declares it.
@pig_poetry Aw smack; I dun goofed.
My new favorite media fearmongering term is “potential terrorist.” Um, everyone who is not currently a terrorist is a potential terrorist.
ncpolicelogs A former Brunswick County teacher charged with having sex with teen student has married him, preventing his testimony. http://t.co/C6x99yZy
@nicholascordell @faithcordell For sure. My 2 fav crock pot recipes: http://t.co/RYE67pED and http://t.co/9og6A6Hq
ncpolicelogs 3 Durham officers arrested on B&E, assault, & false imprisonment charges while trying to recover stolen police ID. http://t.co/yPxE4Omb
When I cancelled my @VerizonWireless account I was hoping that would be the end of our relationship. They keep emailing me bills for -$0…
QR codes: you’re doing it wrong. http://t.co/Tu6WYbOp
@covati Yeah, right. I’ve never received a Twitter reply from a senator or representative. I bet 90% are run by a staffer peon.
@pmccall777 Word on the street is that you can get super drunk via an alcohol enema. Wonder what would happen with an espresso enema…
@pig_poetry Durrrrrr tell that to the hundreds of millions of democide victims. http://t.co/uXhbM7BE
@pig_poetry Hm? Most people can’t handle true liberty because they prefer to feel protected by a government. Anarchism has a bad rap.
Most Libertarians are INTJ, or at least _NT_ - this explains a lot. http://t.co/0acV8izo
@hoorayimhelping Twitter’s WebUI dun broke yer referral, brah! They’re screwin’ you over!
Only food left in the office is bananas. #CodeMonkeyIsAppeased
@elcaltrider You’ve been on a roll lately; UMAD, brah?
@emilepetrone Because you pay your sellers in dollars? Why not allow them to elect to receive BTC so that you don’t have to exchange?
@emilepetrone Problem?
@emilepetrone Have you thought about accepting Bitcoin on Tindie?
RT @ncpolicelogs: A Greensboro man was arrested after he broke into a woman’s home and tried on her clothing. http://t.co/tJhuJMuj
durhammag Don’t let those smelly hippies from #asheville win. Vote for #Durham! http://t.co/mSSVREe2
Remember when you were a kid and you thought that adults knew what the fuck they were doing?
@hoorayimhelping Can’t we just have a good ol’ fashioned circlejerk instead?
@hoorayimhelping @Jeremy_DeGroot @jbeardsley Dude, folding stocks give you +20 on accuracy and kill ratio.
@ameir @jbeardsley Hay U guise talking ‘bout guns? That’s old news; lemme know if ya want some body armor.
danlowe Looks like another brewery is scheduled to open in the Triangle http://t.co/qkhchUug
@mikestable Did you have to pay sales tax on that money?
@hoorayimhelping *hookers & blow. FTFY.
@covati Those fuckers made it iOS-only! What a bunch of dicks!
@ameir It’s worse when you’re actually a member. I’ve had to unsubscribe from half a dozen different NRA lists in the past 2 weeks!
NY State bans mags that hold more than 7 rounds while @DefDist shows successful use of 3D printed 30 round mags. Tech trumps politics!
TuckerMax I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes one
@flyosity Dang, Australian possums are a lot cuter than American possums. https://t.co/L7Di6rtB
“If your wife doesn’t enjoy the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.” -Zino Davidoff
If we should have the right to same sex marriage, we should also be able to marry multiple people. Repeal bigamy laws! #forwardthinking
http://t.co/3rqk1ujm, http://t.co/6uDYUTPq, & http://t.co/hv1Ul2Sf are all currently down - related to Aaron Swartz? http://t.co/wBFR9p5y
@flyosity That’s not gay; now, if it were his son, THEN it would be gay.
Information wants to be free. R.I.P. Aaron Swartz.
“Sandy” is going to be a really unpopular baby name for the next few years.
RT @mcuban: The Stock Market: Haven’t blogged in a while. So I decided to look back and pull out one of… http://t.co/QXuhDkQp
VeryShortStory “I want you to know, you’re the only thing that ever mattered to me,” I said. “I know,” whispered the bottle of Jack Daniels.
“Sorry [recruiter], I cannot relocate to California because I own weapons that are banned in that state.”
@hoorayimhelping You’re in luck; I hear the iPhone has an app for that.
Go go gadget $NFLX!
Watched @aiww’s documentary “Never Sorry” and have much respect for his fight for civil rights in China. http://t.co/P8QJ5WPr
FortnightBeer Cary could get its first beer brewery http://t.co/qkxk4oBS
The parable of the ox: http://t.co/IyL50laH
@mark_a_phelps Must be hard to tweet while eating an apple as well.
@flyosity Define “nice.”
@whosthedoss The next logical question is how so many of the incumbents managed to hold onto their seats this past election cycle.
Hatred has an incredibly poor ROI.
@hoorayimhelping To give headhunters something to do.
@hoorayimhelping If’n by trees you mean hemp or bamboo.
@twiz718 Probably at least 5X as much as I paid for my minimalist head unit!
Making a @reddit post that gets front-paged is kind of a curse because some fuckheads will inevitably try to pick apart your grammar & logic
Follow-up on the shooting in my neighborhood last night; it turned out to be a teenager who accidentally shot himself in the stomach.
@twiz718 I bought this one: http://t.co/xmk8kEJu
…and it appears that we may have just had our first shooting in my neighborhood. No details yet.
Yowan Declaration of Independence 1322 words, US Constitution 7794 words, Government Regulations on the sale of cheese 34,823 words #Libertarian
Completed my first aftermarket head unit install in 2 hours. New head unit only supports radio, bluetooth, and USB. #feelsgoodman #DIY
@mark_a_phelps could be worse; at least they aren’t sexting you
climagic Linux sex: date; unzip; strip; touch; mount; yes; etc.. Windows sex: start; explore; reboot; viruscheck; solitaire
I don’t care that the movie is 16:10 aspect ratio, I paid good money for this 16:9 TV and am going to use every square inch of the screen!
Many developers know the joy of fighting with time zones; fewer know the joy of reconciling international postal codes with geodetic data.
ncpolicelogs New Year’s Eve celebratory gunfire in Raleigh missed a sleeping child by inches. http://t.co/xF4YLv4V
Went outside and heard dozens of celebratory gunshots. Happy New Year you ignorant fucks.