“The vaccine is spreading!”
- @APompliano
https://t.co/YhyKlGAtJJ
The communication age creates connections between like-minded people regardless of their location.
However, Dunbar… https://t.co/hGlBfJv5Js
RT @btc: The BTC Times is hiring! We’re looking for full-time reporters to join our team and create no-nonsense #Bitcoin content.
If this…
Are you going to be the weak hands who relinquishes your sats to Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley clients?
Or will… https://t.co/Qpg98sxNBO
Twenty-year-old Vidit Sharma was arrested by police on March 27 for staging a robbery at his own house; it turned o… https://t.co/6LP22XecgN
RT @CasaHODL: Casa is hiring! We’re looking for engineers to help us build the future of Bitcoin self-custody.
If you’re a strong mobile e…
robustus So now we have Chipotle drafting bitcoin hard-fork policies, and Tesla reporting vulns in BTCPay Server. Nice
RT @BtcpayServer: We want to thank @Tesla for submitting the disclosure that led to these fixes and helping us with remediation. Thank you…
STOP ENTERING SEED PHRASES INTO SOFTWARE
ONLY ENTER SEEDS INTO DEDICATED BITCOIN HARDWARE DEVICES
https://t.co/aUODW33g1D
For the OPSEC-conscious HODLer
https://t.co/cLSVGSz3Dh https://t.co/LZWsu6kzUF
@BTCMinstrel @samwellsan @matt_odeIl Real nerds open unverified files in throwaway containerized virtual machines
Your government cares about your well-being in the same way that a farmer cares about his cattle.
@ParkerMerritt OH DEAR
ROCK, MEET HARD PLACE
WE MUST BAN INACTIVITY
WHERE MY KARENS AT?
https://t.co/n0eeCq6OCR
THE “JOURNALISTS” WHO CONVINCED YOU THAT BITCOIN WAS A PONZI SCHEME ARE, IN FACT, THE TRUE SCAMMERS
RT @CasaHODL: #Bitcoin is for everyone.
So we built security for everyone.
If you’re ready to take the next step securing your $BTC and…
@nic__carter @ChipotleTweets Sounds like a loophole for them to withhold payment once taproot activates!
@bearrun If your current jurisdiction becomes too authoritarian for your tastes, vote with your feet and GTFO.
The past year has solidified in my mind the value of being able to move to a new jurisdiction with little friction.
The past year has offered plenty of opportunities for self improvement. Are you taking advantage of them or are you… https://t.co/5JujOzY4I6
Pour one out to those who blindly venture forth into the unknown and find new ways to get REKT
https://t.co/7YOhAvX6q2
HODL until the IRS collapses under the weight of its own bureaucracy #savedyouaclick pic.twitter.com/x541AmRV39
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR
https://t.co/LJKmr8zYFV https://t.co/2aMZvssTB5
@nic__carter Half an order of magnitude more ain’t bad!
SO FAR SO GOOD
https://t.co/zFykEwYRDi
Filing under “well-aged snark.” https://t.co/XspQj7BwYU
@johnnymidlife I have nothing against vaccines.
I’m anti-coercion and anti-surveillance.
@BrianLockhart THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
WHY ADD BACK DOORS WHEN PHP IS A GIANT FRONT DOOR
The Bitcoin node powering https://t.co/CEIeZfITcp audits the money supply after every block and displays the result… https://t.co/KyESRIltKl
HELLO 911 I’D LIKE TO REPORT BLOCKCHAIN ABUSE
https://t.co/nioKaWgdLp
@NickMaramis @CasaHODL @Nneuman This would be the easiest way to accomplish that: https://t.co/BfN38Nn3nY
REGULATORS SHOULD BE PREPARED TO WHINE
FINANCIAL PRIVACY IS NOT A CRIME
https://t.co/BQCGBBqY1I
RT @hectorr159: $1,000 invested in Bitcoin on this date would be worth over half a million today
If you need to ask permission in order to leave your house / city / state / country then you are a prisoner.
It’s never too early to start sketching out citadel designs.
Take up some new hobbies while you’re waiting for the rest of the world to catch up on Bitcoin. Improve your self s… https://t.co/E266Hsx4X6
HAVE YOU EVER BROWSED SHITCOIN TWITTER
AND NOTICED IT’S MOSTLY RECYCLED BITCOIN MEMES?
EVERY DAY YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT ISN’T DELETED FOR WRONGTHINK IS A BLESSING
RT @zooko: There’s no point in someone making a Jameson Lopp parody account because @lopp is already both the Jameson Lopp parody account a…
NOCOINERS MAY ONLY DELETE MY TWEETS BY PAYING ME BITCOIN
https://t.co/0DPmHyd1Jz
I FIND NO PLEASURE IN PLAYING ZERO SUM GAMES
TRUE JOY COMES FROM THE REEING OF AUTHORITARIANS AS THEY FEEL POWER S… https://t.co/m2QYFJIvCk
@DZack23 Fiat adoption is fundamentally enforced via threats of violence; voluntary money will be all about network… https://t.co/LHjvaTm7rF
@DZack23 That’s a very different issue. The nature of permissionless ensures that there will be many types. It does… https://t.co/l3OxFNz8TG
@ErikVoorhees Of course not, which is why the term “Bitcoin maximalist” is so hilarious; often I’m not “the right k… https://t.co/4MRsrnjx3c
@notsofast @UrCryptoDad Pretty much everyone will choose convenience over privacy, going back to your original point.
@UrCryptoDad @notsofast Look at the market for privacy coins and tell me with a straight face that privacy is valued.
@notsofast 💯
@dis7ant Right; the folks who are using many of the current projects are not mainstream. There are the tinkerers an… https://t.co/MjXUxKi0b2
@dis7ant People go out of their way to avoid extra complexity / friction / work. You could call it laziness, others… https://t.co/uiEtYGQ49T
@Cointelegraph @gregthomson88 It was a satirical post and you’re acting like it’s a real story.
@AdsAmateur Privacy coins are great. Unfortunately, nobody cares about privacy.
Bitcoin maximalism explained in one sentence:
ðŸ’NOBODYðŸ’WANTSðŸ’TOðŸ’MANAGEðŸ’DOZENSðŸ’OFðŸ’DIFFERENTðŸ’TYPESðŸ’OFðŸ’MONEYðŸ’
@BrianLockhart @NeerajKA HOLDING OUT HOPE FOR A LEGENDARY QUOTE
“I DO NOT RESPECT THE CONGRESS”
@coinableS Vinny did a headfake yesterday
@nic__carter MEME HARD OR GO HOME
@pierre_rochard @nntaleb LOOK OUT, @nntaleb, YOUR FRAGILITY IS SHOWING pic.twitter.com/EpcC0aSafC
@flyosity Yes but to be fair I wouldn’t spend $100 on these things either.
RT @BitcoinMagazine: Microsoft Announced Completion Of ION V1 And Launch On Bitcoin Mainnet.
“Anyone is now free to implement the ION DID…
The Suez Canal incident is par for the course when it comes to our fragile infrastructure. pic.twitter.com/wa3jSMl7im
26 year old man in Argentina becomes victim of armed robbers who posed as bitcoin buyers. https://t.co/2iPN0YtIWi
@nvk Uh oh, looks like he’s so afraid of this amoeba that he blocked me.
Bitcoin is a peaceful revolution.
Bitcoiners should still prepare for attacks from those who are not so peaceful.
https://t.co/C3QqKLU7SJ
Bitcoin punishes ignorance.
Don’t understand network effects? REKT
Don’t understand economics? REKT
Don’t understa… https://t.co/hGwTZni486
Bitcoiners are not setting the world on fire. We’re watching the “authorities” burn the economy and we will use thi… https://t.co/BHe71iv2hr
IF YOU SPEW RHETORIC THAT BOILS DOWN TO “WORDS ARE VIOLENCE” THEN I ASSUME YOU HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY EXPERIENCED BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE
I CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS MAN IS A COLD BLOODED KILLER
I HAVE WITNESSED HIM MURDER IGNORAMI ON TWITTER DOT COM pic.twitter.com/zgWZS1CXNz
@EricHolthaus OH DEAR
YOU CHOSE THE WORST POSSIBLE NERD TO ATTEMPT TO DUNK UPON
@_prestwich @nadertheory Is there really a developer community? Or is that just Chaz rebooting the sole server for the “blockchain?”
THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND YOUR LIMITS
AND IT’S NOT THE EASY WAY
It’s a good time for contrarian optimists to buy plane tickets.
@parrottf @nvk @pierre_rochard @PrestonPysh @Coinkite It depends on if your children are incorporated into your threat model.
YOU ARE THE FROG
BOILING IN THE POT
OF MONETARY POLICY
@chaka321 @TheLordofBTC IT’S ALL RELATIVE
@TheLordofBTC I’D RATHER ONLY BE LIMITED BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT KGR8THX
@SirGrantFleming “even by coercing” ðŸ˜
I DON’T NEED A CYBERTRUCK
I NEED A NEURAL UPLINK IN ORDER TO DECENTRALIZE MY CONSCIOUSNESS
STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE WHINERS ARE GONNA STOP THE DOERS
https://t.co/AVjWsRMgdt
Folks have yet to fully appreciate the implications of being able to protect assets in a setup that can’t be access… https://t.co/yfK8R75pkR
Happiness is a warm Creality Ender 3
https://t.co/KiBQ1cIFYj
@hammerheadbat @steve_johnson6 @EricHolthaus The market is showing that it values thermodynamic security and the el… https://t.co/EnYhGYXZSD
@cole_i_yam He didn’t. https://t.co/lO0bWUHKJw
Remember all the companies that started accepting bitcoin ~6 years ago but instadumped it for fiat? 🤣 https://t.co/DlOW4K0kPB
RT @michael_saylor: CPI is a misleading measure of inflation. Volatility is a misleading measure of risk. The former distracts us from t…
“Let’s ban this plant!”
“Let’s ban this molecule!”
“Let’s ban this piece of metal & plastic!”
“Let’s ban this infor… https://t.co/sD7SdWeT3E
Getting back to normal in America after a pandemic should not include fearing for our safety.
You have the power t… https://t.co/jYXser6Qm8
Perspective:
more people are murdered with blunt objects than with rifles in the USA
more people are murdered wi… https://t.co/Ntg20c2sJg
@nic__carter This “carbon fpotprint” is clearly a new and sophisticated criticism of which I’m unaware.
@PeterMcCormack @BlockFi But then you made me explain what an xpub was
@danielsgoldman By the time you need your AR-15 to kill the fascists, they will have made it illegal to defend yourself.
@PeterMcCormack @BlockFi Sir, there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch
Bitcoin markets this past month pic.twitter.com/RNNdzy3Drq
@NeerajKA FREE DIABEETUS
@CryptoNoodle @wildwestsnacks Nah, I avoid sugar
RT @Tech__Talks: On the latest #podcast @lopp joins me to explain why this #bitcoin hype is different: https://t.co/rkSILp1WvN
WELCOME TO BITCOIN, BELFORT
NOW FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PRICE PREDICTIONS
https://t.co/biavXEJD3L
@CryptoNoodle Top round https://t.co/pClmdyqj51
@_prestwich @nadertheory Oooo me me me
hectorr159 tfw you put all the bitcoin enthusiasts on a ship pic.twitter.com/iHHsaey4Or
@BTCDMD Cut 1/8” strips
Coat in onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper
Marinate several hours in soy sauce wit… https://t.co/ev9meoajUY
@HaileyLennonBTC Top round is recommended though can be tricky to find. Bottom round works in a pinch though tends to have more fat.
Got a dehydrator and a new hobby. Fresh jerky blows away anything you can buy at a store. pic.twitter.com/AheSgA8QwY
If you’re always trying to be normal then you’ll never be great.
@nic__carter Bro it’s just a thought experiment gee whiz
Imagine if you put all the fiat users on a sinking ship.
Because that’s what’s happening.
@BorisFullframe Any REAL number multiplied by 0 is 0.
My bitcoin price target is: NaN
I arrived at this answer by multiplying the value of Fuck You (priceless) by the n… https://t.co/xwWYfUuSOn
@badcryptobitch I’ve used both as daily drivers and System76 has given me fewer headaches.
@migafreeman @danheld IDK, THEY ARE DEAD TO ME
@danheld I HAD ENOUGH PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT IN 2012
CODE IS LEVERAGE pic.twitter.com/LJ7Wb9iWRk
@Lisa888000888 Recovery setups can be created that don’t give them insight into the balance until after your passing.
No good can come from revealing your bitcoin balance to friends or family.
Fuck the American Empire
Long live America
https://t.co/jpDqJr2kUj
Software engineers!
I can offer you a salary.
I can also offer you something better.
I can offer a cause: empowerin… https://t.co/Z5KQiFmCBq
@satsie_ SAFETY AND COMPLIANCE
THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ONE MAN’S FART IS ANOTHER MAN’S ART https://t.co/HsRVTnL1Mv
RT @udiWertheimer: You: “Ether is immutable and deflationaryâ€
Potential investor: “I thought it was inflationary?â€
You: “we changed itâ€
IF AN OLD LADY WITH A CANE SLIPS AND FALLS NEXT TO ME AM I ALLOWED TO CATCH HER OR MUST I MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE… https://t.co/sqSm3rwgnG
GIVE YOURSELF A RAISE WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK https://t.co/X8rv6GHLZb
@NSKinsella My vehicles are owned by corporations for which I am not publicly listed as the owner.
WTF KIND OF BLOCKCHAIN REQUIRES A PASSWORD pic.twitter.com/jVJmQLicjh
@twobitidiot I SEE THE PROBLEM
YOUR EYES ARE WEAK
@twobitidiot HAVE FUN HODLING CUCKBUCKS
CENTRAL BANKS THINK THEY CAN COMPETE WITH BITCOIN BY ISSUING THEIR OWN DIGITAL CURRENCY pic.twitter.com/0iboh85xf2
@BitcoinHomie @PeterMcCormack Salvage title rebuild, bought for $20K
@PeterMcCormack CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MUST NOW IDENTIFY AS AN AMMOSEXUAL
@AliceJaneGray @twobitidiot I received similar rejections when I was looking to adopt a dog a decade ago. I’d have… https://t.co/JVf1WHEw9J
@tyler @niftygateway WHOA, I THOUGHT MONEY HAS TO BE FUNGIBLE
WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT
@PeterMcCormack WHAT IF OWNING ONE ACTUALLY MADE YOUR PEEN BIGGER
You can have full contact for an hour, breathe heavily in each other’s faces, and handle the same ball, but you’d b… https://t.co/eNHG7aOe2j
Vaccine Passports grant entry to the Land of Cucks
CPI IS A LIE
“Although men flatter themselves with their great actions, they are not so often the result of great design as they… https://t.co/2wAPonrGNd
@NeerajKA @MessariCrypto @cmsholdings @masonnystrom canines & thin mints don’t mix
@orionwl THIS IS FINE
THERE IS FAR MORE THAT IS UNKNOWN TO SCIENCE THAN IS KNOWN TO SCIENCE
@faith_in_BTC @tyler It certainly could. In fact, email deliverability would be SO MUCH SIMPLER if you could simply… https://t.co/rIyLdcCnwU
@ryanunderdev @tyler If only ESPs had adopted @adam3us’ hashcash proposal…
@tyler As someone who spent a decade engineering infrastructure for an email service provider, I can confidently st… https://t.co/aVIb9GvC3i
@fintechjunkie Recovery protocols must be built on top of the base protocol. A variety of such schemes have been de… https://t.co/Ph6vGwpvmS
@eurethrum That’s what I thought might have happened, but the date printed on the bill is just a couple weeks ago.
Received a toll bill from a state I drove through 8 months ago. Government dysfunction at all time highs.
@hasufl Seems to me that it does scale with marketcap, just not perfectly linearly.
AFTER A DECADE OF SALTY SKEPTICS ASSERTING BITCOINERS WOULD LOSE EVERYTHING ONCE <CATASTROPHIC FUD> OCCURRED
TURNA… https://t.co/F5WroAfKM5
@PabloPeniche I update my web site almost daily, whenever I find a good new resource! If I like it then it’s on there :-)
@PabloPeniche I’m not aware of any others that really go into it in terms of governance. Most tend to focus on the… https://t.co/yVEDIU5ruP
The Blocksize War does a great job chronicling the scaling debate & explaining the perspectives of both sides.
IMO… https://t.co/ssAs1eXg63
bUt HoW wiLL bITcOiN sUsTaIn ThERmoDyNaMiC sEcURiTy WiThOuT iNfLaTiOn pic.twitter.com/dibkQUo8Bo
PANIK
https://t.co/YFciRw093u
@WhalePanda Oh this is just perfect! pic.twitter.com/lKibwgzRv7
@WhalePanda It doesn’t help that some fakefluencers boost their engagement by saying they’ll give BTC to one person who follows & RTs.
IMAGINE DUMPING THE WORLD’S STRONGEST ASSET DUE TO A BUGGY BOT https://t.co/NiNe2JALbr
@pbrody @PeterMcCormack @CoinDesk What makes me think outcomes will be different in an economy built upon sound mon… https://t.co/jns2hsScLW
RT @jarolrod: My GitHub Sponsors profile is live! You can sponsor me to support my open source work on #bitcoin https://t.co/GHuUFDEx7J
In the first few years of Bitcoin’s existence, there wasn’t much you could do with it. It required a great deal of… https://t.co/bUN6ypLXjR
RT @archiwum_btc: One, two, and three! This time I am publishing a classic piece by @lopp about potential 51% attacks and the distribution…
RT @signalapp: As a nonprofit organization, we depend on your support. If you’ve been patiently waiting for Signal to accept cryptocurrency…
Be your own Master of Coin
RT @jimmysong: The Bitcoin Community and @EricRWeinstein, TX spam, governance theory, custody risks, L-BTC for loans, Visa GCs using LN, So…
Bitcoin fixes many things, not simply from using a blockchain, but due to the multifaceted anti-governance mechanis… https://t.co/L1w2QVBzHq
RT @BitMEXResearch: [1/3] New Book Published: The Blocksize War
We are delighted to announce a new book. The book covers the major twists…
The death rattles of “blockchain, not Bitcoin.” https://t.co/cKwWJaoqTe
@PeterMcCormack @CoinDesk @pbrody It’s pretty clear that Paul is saying he doesn’t care about censorship resistance… https://t.co/JdyQ5yVKMY
Wall Street is gonna have fun staying Standard & Poor’s
We’re entering year three of the “India is banning bitcoin” news cycle. Thankfully we have plenty of memes from the… https://t.co/PHYuSCCv68
DON’T PANIC
https://t.co/gZY5il1NMw
@dstrukt__ @StoenyB @TheMoonWeasel @x218935 @BitcoinCameron @btc_holder @BitcoinTina @SandyBitcoin @Breedlove22… https://t.co/vibXKjjrzw
@StoenyB @TheMoonWeasel @x218935 @dstrukt__ @BitcoinCameron @btc_holder @BitcoinTina @SandyBitcoin @Breedlove22… https://t.co/S3ckoOzDx9
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME ON TWITTER DOT COM ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TONE POLICE THE CYBER HORNETS
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should acquire bitcoin: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.”
- Mark Twain
@MyCrypto OK I’LL BITE
WTF IS A SOCIAL COIN
FEW IVORY TOWER INTELLECTUAL ACCOUNTS SURVIVE FIRST CONTACT WITH BITCOIN TWITTER
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF BITCOIN TWITTER IF ANYONE GAVE YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT IT’S UP FOR DEBATE. https://t.co/PCPxqwszYk
That feel when you wake up and the government already stole an hour from your day.
And they have the audacity to call it a time savings.
Professionals Amateurs pic.twitter.com/ECnlQOsGrS
We’re in the price discovery phase for the value of Fuck You
RT @Leorzhang: This analysis by @lopp is the most exciting thing I’ve read in a while.
This shows how hashpower incrementally calcifies t…
RT @CasaHODL: Secure your $60k BTC like it’s $600k BTC.
RT @BrianLockhart: HOW YOUR FRIENDS AND COWORKERS SAW YOU WHEN YOU TRIED TELLING THEM ABOUT #BITCOIN THROUGHOUT THE YEARS
YEAR: 2011
BITCO…
@lingzhong_ Not sure, that ball’s in @ecurrencyhodler’s court
@steve_hanke @coinbase HOPE YOU’RE READY TO MAKE A LOT MORE OF THESE TWEETS
If you don’t like reading 4,000 word articles and prefer ingesting info via aural discussion, mark your calendars f… https://t.co/989wBquL0Y
@briangroll Nope
My latest blockchain archaeology research is now live. It took over a week of CPU time to crunch all of this data.… https://t.co/aEKoiVDj3U
@adamzazad @Ragnarly @prestonjbyrne VERY POOR SEIZURE RESISTANCE PROPERTIES
HAVE TO PAY ANNUAL FEALTY OR YOU LOSE IT
@Ragnarly @prestonjbyrne WHAT ARE THESE ‘SAFER ASSETS’ OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?
WHEN THE NEXT SHOT OF STIMMY HITS https://t.co/0tzT4g3QE0
@CryptoDabbler @LRH__________ Unless you are referring to WWII vets, who are almost all deceased at this point, the… https://t.co/7ehPAq2njJ
ALL TIME HIGHS
ALL THE WAY UP
The next round of stimulus from the US Treasury is less than 2 Bitcoin networks. https://t.co/6IS7SpDPLJ
CRYPTO MARKET CAP BREAKS 100 QUADRILLION DOLLARS pic.twitter.com/EHdcD7dFsa
In retrospect, it was inevitable.
https://t.co/BGhqMWJ2xy
BITCOIN IS THE SEED ROUND OF THE PEACEFUL CRYPTO ANARCHIST REVOLUTION
BITCOIN IS HIGHLY EFFICIENT AT TELLING ATTACKERS TO GO FLY A KITE. https://t.co/wJIEHwdOVw