reddit meetup tomorrow night at @loneriderbeer brewery! now’s your chance to prove that there really ARE female redditors http://goo.gl/DWal
Eclipse pro: project-wide refactoring in two clicks. Con: wouldn’t need to fix misspelled function in 50 places if it didn’t auto-complete.
RT @timbray: Variation: “There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.”
@ameir this is what happens when you push your luck lane splitting http://www.youtube.com/w…
getting back in the swing of working in Eclipse… and remembering how annoying predictive code completion can be
based upon the state of their room when I returned home, someone has taught my dogs how to perform The Aristocrats
so long, @bronto application team - I’m off to ride the unicorn!
I’ve read plenty of articles focused on ‘how to care for your geek’ but @rands takes the cake with ‘the nerd handbook’ http://bit.ly/bqUPqR
inductive battery chargers have a fatal design flaw - they can’t read how charged the batteries are, thus they’re timer-based and overcharge
@flyosity the derp was strong in @wayneisthesex but it looks like he’s moved on…
doesn’t understand people who primarily use social networking to discuss social networking. you’re just perpetuating a feedback loop.
if you’re reading this on twitter.com, you’re probably already screwed
me: “I need to punch holes in the ground for my new fence gate drop pins” @stankystankovic: “Hmmmm… do you have a shotgun?” me: ಠ_à²
tonight’s fortune cookie: “failure is the path of lease persistence.” i agree - leases are terrible financial decisions.
(fixed) RT @flyosity: Just fixed an issue that crashed ONLY IE version 7.0.5730.11 and not version 7.0.5730.12+. Fuck IE; use a real browser
is starting to grow weary of picking up rabbit carcasses
t minus 1 hour ‘til initialization of the @bronto 2010 fall release, codename ‘rise of the unicorn.’ double rainbow… all the way.
the party accused of doing too little to combat the recession is poised to suffer heavy defeats by the party accused of doing nothing at all
4th annual Reddit /r/triangle meetup will be Oct 1st at @loneriderbeer brewery by Brier Creek
hide yer kids; hide yer wife - @stankystankovic is in town
Q: how many software engineers does it take to perform 1200 tests in 24 hours? A: Zero - testing is QA’s problem!
this morning Scout broke through the fence gate in order to catch the cutest little baby rabbit
lane splitting FUCK YEA: http://i.imgur.com/6PmUS… hardcore version: http://www.youtube.com/w…
$6.49 for a bottle of Andre? You’ve got to be shitting me
RT @rands: A deadline doesn’t mean it’s done.
is ecstatic that facebook is willing to help me find all the friends i lost over the years. because, you know, i didn’t MEAN to lose them.
does anybody know how to get blood out of kevlar?
is rather enjoying Linkin Park’s new album - A Thousand Suns. Yeah, I said it.
I’m selling out and spamming you for a free ebook: @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug
@ddahlke was that supposed to be a DM to @mikestable ?
it’s important to always be yourself, because you can’t be me
the future of dating: http://i.imgur.com/x9SC7…
if you need to completely corrupt an object in PHP, I highly recommend serializing and then unserializing it
celebrated a great birthday with paintball, wings, beer, @mikestable, @gigq, @flyosity, @jefft, & @ddahlke. If anyone asks: they’re hickies.
it’s good to see that folks care about my birthday http://imgur.com/755Ys.p…
happy 9/11, everyone! don’t forget to burn a copy of the patriot act today!
never forget that your body is a temple. for example, mine is a heavily shelled Gaza mosque.
my problem with EVERY social recommendation feature be it facebook, twitter, linkedin - I click X to decline and they KEEP COMING BACK
google scribe is also available in the following languages: 1st Class Standard unless otherwise stated in the listing of these books…
RT @rands: Doubt is the best QA.
really hates getting an unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
@ddahlke did somebody say “Espresso Paul Newman” ?!?!?
endless shrimp is back for $15.99 - if you can survive ROBSTERFEST! http://bit.ly/1iP1z http://bit.ly/9aoRvU http://bit.ly/aEsYbo
social recommendation engines are taking off; instigating tighter coupling of networks takes us closer to a hive mind. http://bit.ly/abO4Kw
@mikestable sounds like you’re in need of a hot tub time machine
you can’t have a conscience in the pimp game
@knucklesandwich has a guy for everything
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
it is not proper craigslist etiquette to troll the free crap section and then ask the givers of free crap to drive half an hour to meet you
the Nissan Cube has surged into the lead for ugliest modern car
discovered another reason to hate insurance companies - they don’t mention that they charge you more if you pay monthly
@kristengreg you should ask @flyosity if you can lick his lollipop
Durhamites: always defend Durham when people say that it is dangerous. (Also, always defend yourself - Durham is dangerous.)
terrible developers come and go, but the marred legacy of their code may never truly be wiped clean