The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

September 2010

reddit meetup tomorrow night at @loneriderbeer brewery! now’s your chance to prove that there really ARE female redditors http://goo.gl/DWal

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Eclipse pro: project-wide refactoring in two clicks. Con: wouldn’t need to fix misspelled function in 50 places if it didn’t auto-complete.

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RT @timbray: Variation: “There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.”

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@ameir this is what happens when you push your luck lane splitting http://www.youtube.com/w…

via web in reply to ameir

getting back in the swing of working in Eclipse… and remembering how annoying predictive code completion can be

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based upon the state of their room when I returned home, someone has taught my dogs how to perform The Aristocrats

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so long, @bronto application team - I’m off to ride the unicorn!

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I’ve read plenty of articles focused on ‘how to care for your geek’ but @rands takes the cake with ‘the nerd handbook’ http://bit.ly/bqUPqR

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inductive battery chargers have a fatal design flaw - they can’t read how charged the batteries are, thus they’re timer-based and overcharge

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@flyosity the derp was strong in @wayneisthesex but it looks like he’s moved on…

via Seesmic twhirl in reply to flyosity

doesn’t understand people who primarily use social networking to discuss social networking. you’re just perpetuating a feedback loop.

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if you’re reading this on twitter.com, you’re probably already screwed

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me: “I need to punch holes in the ground for my new fence gate drop pins” @stankystankovic: “Hmmmm… do you have a shotgun?” me: ಠ_ಠ

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tonight’s fortune cookie: “failure is the path of lease persistence.” i agree - leases are terrible financial decisions.

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(fixed) RT @flyosity: Just fixed an issue that crashed ONLY IE version 7.0.5730.11 and not version 7.0.5730.12+. Fuck IE; use a real browser

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is starting to grow weary of picking up rabbit carcasses

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t minus 1 hour ‘til initialization of the @bronto 2010 fall release, codename ‘rise of the unicorn.’ double rainbow… all the way.

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the party accused of doing too little to combat the recession is poised to suffer heavy defeats by the party accused of doing nothing at all

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4th annual Reddit /r/triangle meetup will be Oct 1st at @loneriderbeer brewery by Brier Creek

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hide yer kids; hide yer wife - @stankystankovic is in town

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Q: how many software engineers does it take to perform 1200 tests in 24 hours? A: Zero - testing is QA’s problem!

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this morning Scout broke through the fence gate in order to catch the cutest little baby rabbit

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lane splitting FUCK YEA: http://i.imgur.com/6PmUS… hardcore version: http://www.youtube.com/w…

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$6.49 for a bottle of Andre? You’ve got to be shitting me

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RT @rands: A deadline doesn’t mean it’s done.

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is ecstatic that facebook is willing to help me find all the friends i lost over the years. because, you know, i didn’t MEAN to lose them.

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does anybody know how to get blood out of kevlar?

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is rather enjoying Linkin Park’s new album - A Thousand Suns. Yeah, I said it.

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I’m selling out and spamming you for a free ebook: @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug @trihug

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@ddahlke was that supposed to be a DM to @mikestable ?

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it’s important to always be yourself, because you can’t be me

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if you need to completely corrupt an object in PHP, I highly recommend serializing and then unserializing it

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celebrated a great birthday with paintball, wings, beer, @mikestable, @gigq, @flyosity, @jefft, & @ddahlke. If anyone asks: they’re hickies.

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it’s good to see that folks care about my birthday http://imgur.com/755Ys.p…

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happy 9/11, everyone! don’t forget to burn a copy of the patriot act today!

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never forget that your body is a temple. for example, mine is a heavily shelled Gaza mosque.

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my problem with EVERY social recommendation feature be it facebook, twitter, linkedin - I click X to decline and they KEEP COMING BACK

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google scribe is also available in the following languages: 1st Class Standard unless otherwise stated in the listing of these books…

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RT @rands: Doubt is the best QA.

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really hates getting an unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

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@ddahlke did somebody say “Espresso Paul Newman” ?!?!?

via Seesmic twhirl in reply to ddahlke

endless shrimp is back for $15.99 - if you can survive ROBSTERFEST! http://bit.ly/1iP1z http://bit.ly/9aoRvU http://bit.ly/aEsYbo

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social recommendation engines are taking off; instigating tighter coupling of networks takes us closer to a hive mind. http://bit.ly/abO4Kw

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@mikestable sounds like you’re in need of a hot tub time machine

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you can’t have a conscience in the pimp game

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

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it is not proper craigslist etiquette to troll the free crap section and then ask the givers of free crap to drive half an hour to meet you

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the Nissan Cube has surged into the lead for ugliest modern car

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discovered another reason to hate insurance companies - they don’t mention that they charge you more if you pay monthly

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@kristengreg you should ask @flyosity if you can lick his lollipop

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Durhamites: always defend Durham when people say that it is dangerous. (Also, always defend yourself - Durham is dangerous.)

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terrible developers come and go, but the marred legacy of their code may never truly be wiped clean

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