The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

May 2022

Loss leadership, brought to you by Costco pic.twitter.com/qN1zfiP2wV

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@pitchb3nd @BashCo_ @viaj3ro @orionwl Straw man. No one is claiming that harming people is an acceptable practice.

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@NeerajKA I do that but for buttcoiners. One of my favs gave up trolling bitcoiners and now trolls MLB fans.

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RT @bitrefill: New Cards Monday 🌐 Thread below 💇
@CasaHODL Gold 1 Year Subscription
https://t.co/3y0VrNGPfs

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@BigDidley You’re merely making a strawman argument. People who find legitimate weaknesses in crypto systems don’t… https://t.co/IUaQRgWsyp

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@BigDidley Price has nothing to do with it. The point is that talk is cheap and the incentives already exist so tha… https://t.co/mpUQFxp36a

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“Bitcoin has a huge flaw and could be easily attacked by ________!”

Cool story. You should open a short and execut… https://t.co/zTn3r07XOS

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When we are dreaming alone it’s only a dream. When we are dreaming with others it’s the beginning of a new reality.

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Trudeau continues to show tyrants will use the flimsiest of fear-riddled excuses to further disempower citizens.

S… https://t.co/4k8xxCu8GX

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@pitchb3nd @BashCo_ @viaj3ro @orionwl We’re used to making technical arguments; folks who use incorrect terms displ… https://t.co/fmbJDmW8JO

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@PeterMcCormack You know how Bitcoin regulates itself? It’s like that.

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@PeterMcCormack with the pistol holstered in the small of her back, of course

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@bccponzi @PeterMcCormack Don’t be ridiculous; in order to transfer the maximum kinetic energy into the target you… https://t.co/CZs8XQNjHu

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12 suspects were arrested in Malaysia for a robbery resulting in the theft of 180 Bitcoin ASICs. They tied up secur… https://t.co/0cDJetSeyl

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One of the strongest human urges is the desire to tell people how they should live their lives.

In times of prospe… https://t.co/24BTCGiJ9E

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@bargles The airline sent me emails asking me to, but I never did and there was no enforcement.

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@pitchb3nd @orionwl @BashCo_ ROFL school shootings and firearms are far from the top of the list of critical issues… https://t.co/USictV8aRY

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I got scammed for $250 to take a rapid test for an international flight because the government web sites said a neg… https://t.co/3dgaq4Fff6

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@orionwl @BashCo_ Some of us stock armories in order to arm those without foresight, should SHTF

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Why we can’t have secure software, exhibit #63847: pic.twitter.com/y4bWtznA5V

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@wtogami @MsHodl @BashCo_ Suppressed .45 pistol with a stock and extended mag. I’m a fan of the Kriss Vector

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What most people miss about the “assault weapons” debate is that the 99.99% of “assault weapon” owners (in quotes b… https://t.co/tnEf5RVGd4

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@elonmusk Are you working on plans to swap out blood boys with brain boys in order to gain more time? https://t.co/oaayuIZvTj

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@seanrainey it’s not an analogy
it’s a statistic

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@KanyeMetaverse murder is wrong
as is anthropomorphizing firearms
https://t.co/IomrvG5mrf

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@CaribbeanBTCho2 unclear, I’m told that AR-15s can’t possibly protect citizens from the government

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@DEGENJackCrypt1 can i interest you in blueprints for a killdozer?

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@bccponzi To be clear, gun rights are defended with guns. The tweets are just for fun.

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@johnnymidlife It’s absolutely not similar, thus my tweet!

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@Marklar18073947 Um no, bullets don’t spontaneously take flight without a human pulling a trigger to strike a prime… https://t.co/lzqfCqW3ui

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@C1aranMurray Who said anything about banning them? You can’t can information.

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@MADHODL Well, yes, but that’s too complex of a topic for a tweet.

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@gevus1 modularity; it is a tool that can be customized for many purposes

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@Marklar18073947 Guns don’t kill anyone. Guns are USED to kill people. Don’t anthropomorphize firearms, it makes you look foolish.

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@0x66613 government should make it illegal to murder

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Trigger warning: the AR-15 is the most widely owned rifle (by millions of citizens) in America and yet it is used t… https://t.co/Hi6WbHYkGm

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@OneMorePeter Just you. Twitter is pretty dead, except for the wails of the scammed.

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@tennisdata @masonic_tweets That was Soylent 1.0

2.0 is better, especially the coffee flavor.

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@masonic_tweets I’ve never been as gassy as the 2 week stint when I only drank soylent.

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Thanks for the exit liquidity, Hexicans! pic.twitter.com/sPzc2YaTZD

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@robustus Not unless I die or hit a million followers. https://t.co/SgIfx5UglN

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What happens when the memelords are replaced by AI that can pump out content faster than an army of humans? https://t.co/ZBk0K3Z8U2

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@sethforprivacy I think *for outbound* is the important caveat, as you’re gonna have a hard time receiving payments… https://t.co/AOp5NlfLaZ

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@danheld Police are mainly crime historians.

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Thou shalt not get triggered on Twitter lest thy tongue be sharp, wit be quick, and dunks be fire.

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@ville_chill From what I can tell ERCOT also has dynamic market pricing, which means that if there’s a pricing surg… https://t.co/VjB2rrThcy

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@ville_chill Miners are incentivized to find the cheapest possible energy, which, by definition, is the energy with… https://t.co/ozS1FiX93t

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Have you ever wondered why bitcoin miners sometimes create empty blocks despite there being unconfirmed transaction… https://t.co/iUozAMbujN

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we’re starting to see the consequences of high gas prices pic.twitter.com/e9fUcFMart

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be your own first responder

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“Why should I care about Lightning Network when my credit card works just fine?” pic.twitter.com/lrEmatPBvD

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@FractalEncrypt ya I have an advance copy

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A new Faketoshi book is coming out soon. No, not that one. No, not that one either. The Pakistani one who “proves”… https://t.co/sT5s2NZsZg

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When this account reaches 1 million followers it will be time to retire it and only post from my alts.

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Twitter appears to have fixed the impersonation bot problem.

Or the bot operators suspended operations because we’… https://t.co/sZ37M67sWl

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It turns out that announcing controversial content with “trigger warning” doesn’t actually prevent people from getting triggered.

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“They made ads for the new coin and I invested with them. The coin price went high on the launch, but only for 15 m… https://t.co/7vHN8946GK

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When you remove the geographic inflation imposed by the Mercator map projection: pic.twitter.com/dY4Oeri7Rr

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@rajgokal Oh OK, that explains why everyone found this tidbit to be so uninteresting.

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Bald eagles are the embodiment of ‘Murica pic.twitter.com/UkxivLuHQ3

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@14erVibes @AltcoinPsycho Nah, I’m just capable of understanding the perspective of those who do. https://t.co/Rp9P7649Fm

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@AltcoinPsycho I guess you missed the tweet I posted before this one, eh? https://t.co/lLDJD23gaX

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@rogerkver Hey Roger have you heard about Litecoin implementing mimblewimble extension blocks? This just might be a p2p cash worth shilling!

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@BitcoinOllie I was saying your reply was astute 😉

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@pcts4you If you don’t understand how some people can believe that statement to be true then you’ll never understan… https://t.co/CCrH5od78z

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@giyom home school should drastically reduce the already very low risk

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@Tesho13 I think it would first be interesting to overlay this with a graph of the age distribution of people who vote.

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@rcrsv obvs I throw them all on a trolley and push it to safety

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@HanumanHumane Nope, only going with the CDC numbers for medical procedures.

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The State values the lives of its enforcers more than that of other citizens. Just look at the legal protections af… https://t.co/vnIFbrwnKg

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@safetybobsf That’s good; the two scenarios are not equivalent.

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@theartlav Undocumented Americans are people too!

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@jespow @terra_money Maybe $LUNATIC would be a better warning

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@rcrsv Seems like there’s no consensus on what constitutes personhood!

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@TO I think I read somewhere that each ejaculation is the equivalent of 5.5 Hitlers

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Trigger warning: over 50 times as many Americans are killed every year by abortion procedures than are killed in a homicide with a firearm.

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@TO just keep trying, there’s no penalty for failure

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The talented twitter troll selects their words to trigger the maximum number of possible perspectives. https://t.co/PWLH4gT4xu

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Save yourself countless hours by getting the TL;DR on Terms of Service at tosdr.org pic.twitter.com/WxbHWnPsVl

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Texas DPS Lt. Chris Olivarez told CNN that officers opted to wait outside for backup as the shooter rampaged inside… https://t.co/SOmXdTQVlY

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easy cumrocket
easy hexagon

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@0xMert_ Some would say counting consensus messages as transactions on your public dashboards is incredibly misleading 🤷‍♂️

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@papasaggs @Marbew_Lowd Republicans are statists; they only use anti-authoritarian narratives when it suits them.

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80%-90% of all Solana transactions are internal consensus messages made by validators rather than actual user trans… https://t.co/Tklw5toDfz

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@CoinPurloin I’d suggest researching the reasons why the AR-15 platform has made it the 4th most mass produced rifl… https://t.co/awVXmfp3hg

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@Marbew_Lowd Yes, it’s an anti-authoritarian cultural trait.

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@CoinPurloin There’s a saying that the only reason you should be using your sidearm is to fight your way to your rifle.

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Reasons to own firearms:

* hunting
* shooting sports
* defense of crops / livestock from wild animals
* defense of… https://t.co/wsmIeFT5b0

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Masculinity need not take root in toxicity. pic.twitter.com/nnTEGaeHnI

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Cops have no problem waiting for backup. But you, dear citizen, do so at your own peril.
youtu.be/jAfUI_hETy0

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Sounds like a lot of parents in Uvalde have learned a terrible truth about the nature of the folks they expected to… https://t.co/CFGelbcEac

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RT @isabelleboemeke: germany won’t bring back nuclear, but doesn’t think twice about bringing back coal

make it make sense

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has anyone investigated why there aren’t more shootings in federal buildings

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Mt personal success rate when ordering steaks cooked rare is under 5%. Not sure why this is so hard.

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@acr352 The only folks who can answer that question are Coinbase / Binance. It’s a black box to the rest of us.

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@PeterMcCormack Watch out, now you’re going to get a “friendly invite” to “debate” the merits of the scam.

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If a dating app asks you to input your interests, don’t say “bitcoin” or “crypto” - that’s not going to attract the… https://t.co/wzEh1QGy5W

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A South Korean woman met a man on a chat app, drugged him, and stole $87,000 in crypto from his phone.

His phone w… https://t.co/ziOY6977VV

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On the bright side, none of them need to worry about getting monkeypox. https://t.co/CFOJirCF1a

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@elonmusk Just need to increase our imports!

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Can’t help but think of the scene from Idiocracy when reading media articles these days. pic.twitter.com/iTHYRlnZdp

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An ethics panel is investigating Congressman Cawthorn for promoting a shitcoin called “Let’s Go Brandon Coin” 😂
Dur… https://t.co/44pEGNnlUn

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“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.” - Mario Andretti

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1. Call out scammer
2. Mute thread to silence scammer’s sycophants
3. Set calendar reminder for 5 years in the future
4. Enjoy schadenfreude

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RT @ElZonteCapital: El Salvador will be the center of the new financial and monetary universe and that is where EZCAP want to be

We’ll be…

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If your ___-to-earn scheme isn’t “work” or “take risk” then it’s unsustainable. Value can’t be created without one of those inputs.

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@SpartanBitcoin @Dr_CSWright @PeterMcCormack Yes there’s a reason why Wright is only using the court system in the… https://t.co/3lC0AmUZJF

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Sounds like Faketoshi scammer @Dr_CSWright is getting his ass handed to him in court. Welcome to law! https://t.co/4zEPOgrr0U

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5 years ago today the New York Agreement was proposed by 50+ companies at Consensus 2017. It intended to end Bitcoi… https://t.co/TDcfmmQYvE

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… but the $300K house you were saving for is now $500K pic.twitter.com/6wpJGmt3Ql

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A lot of scams in the crypto ecosystem simply prey on people who are bad at math.

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Indeed. Richard James Schueler made millions promoting fraudulent life-extension products and was named “Spam King”… https://t.co/AoyRpqDIV7

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RT @lopp: Military-industrial complex wants you to be cannon fodder.
Prison-industrial complex wants you to rot in a cell.
Agricultural-ind…

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@PeterMcCormack There is no best mattress because different bodies have different needs. It’s too personal of a pro… https://t.co/RnXzlgHqq5

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beware of moneypox

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Curating a list of consistent quality meme creators. Please reply with accounts you’d like to nominate.

https://t.co/fRsFrPkUtD

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@soulexporter Do you still need testnet coins?

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When a poorly designed crypto token encounters a savvy attacker. pic.twitter.com/FdN5zCewXM

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12 years ago today, Laszlo Hanyecz had tens of thousands of bitcoin he had mined just burning a hole in his pocket.… https://t.co/f7G5c51vlq

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Hospital bill for delivering a baby + 1 week recuperation in 1956. pic.twitter.com/SwNj8vgBEQ

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@stonecoldpat0 @acityinohio I thought it was a partially implemented poker game that didn’t even have a GUI.

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Weekend long read: can you take your bitcoin with you? It’s theoretically possible, but challenging to architect a… https://t.co/3UYsYSBE1Z

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RT @ChartsBtc: 73 coins have appeared and fallen out of the Top 10. They averaged Top 10 status for 50 weeks but that’s pumped up by Litec…

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Billions in profits for 6 months of house arrest is still a pretty good trade.

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@danheld If they were looking for cryptographic weapons of math destruction, they dun goofed.

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@laurashin @CFTC @CarolineDPham Ask if she wants to change Bitcoin to Proof of Stake. https://t.co/eVKbE2VrEM

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Wanted: a chart that shows how long every crypto token that has made it into the “top 10” by market cap has remaine… https://t.co/3d17n6rFKl

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@ODELL They did not, just got a swab test this time.

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@ChrisBlec Nah this was just a swab test; I guess they can ask to unlock by they can’t force compliance for PIN-based unlocks.

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Always power down your devices when passing through security checkpoints. I finally won the lottery and had my phon… https://t.co/Vd0PBQsvlk

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@DavidSacks Can’t stock market devs do something?!?!

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TGIF; don’t try to deploy to production today! pic.twitter.com/uMc3mzcctO

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@paoloardoino @Melt_Dem @Timccopeland If USD goes into a death spiral then folks will be looking to dump it for BTC… https://t.co/xGgMSahZx6

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@BillGates For a deep dive into how Bitcoin produces trust, see my article from 2016: https://t.co/O44EknbMgu

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Even @BillGates ignorantly classifies Bitcoin as an “unproductive asset.”

Bitcoin produces trust. It does so by re… https://t.co/ppRgBzalB3

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@Melt_Dem had a truck for a decade and seemed like I only used it for trucking activities like once a year

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@volker_btc I like the performance but hate the surveillance

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I was looking at buying a new Corvette recently because of all the rave reviews, but they’re selling at Lambo prices now! No thank you.

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@TaylorGerring NPCs may identify as either

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@Semisol_Public At least you’re self-aware.

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Please spend 2 seconds answering this poll and retweet so that we have the largest possible sample size.

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@PeterMcCormack @ONTIERLLP LOL replies disabled ‘cuz they know they’d get ratio’d

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The road to lambo is paved with ramen.

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@mikegermano Neither. The “change the code” folks are already confused, which is why I’m more than happy to help them with the code.

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@SolGh0st @Melt_Dem @CryptoEthan enjoy your 15 minutes of fame for being a moron https://t.co/u6WCKo3Wn8

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@SolGh0st @Melt_Dem @CryptoEthan delete your account and start over

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@hmichellerose Rip the band-aid off quickly rather than slowly.

Also I’d like to increase my citadel upgrade budget.

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@Southrye Same was true of the 2017 segwit fork due to it breaking covert ASICBoost. https://t.co/WbbaexEX81

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@adam3us @rogerkver I’m sure we can find some suitable stand-ins!

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@adam3us That doesn’t count because they lost the network effect by starting over from genesis. We need an airdrop to a UTXO snapshot, ser.

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@btcuserguide Yes but clearly they didn’t have the right people behind it at the time. We can do better!

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