next time… we eat a @bronto ! http://twitpic.com/558kt2
traveler’s tip: don’t attempt to apply a deoderant stick to your underarm if it has been baking at 100+ degrees
@jefft because my phone died
chillin with my man @jasonmalone in syracuse, ny
@grillmaestro I did enjoy the twisties around there
dawleywood Already laid a bike down :(
report says that my ride to DC tomorrow will be through heavy LEO presence due to the Rolling Thunder rally http://redd.it/hlvpy
The following 4 weeks will be automated digital subterfuge. I’ll actually be spending the month at Hedonism II.
@emilepetrone but then the terrorists could intercept it!
Another hidden danger they don’t tell you about riding: http://www.youtube.com/w…
@gigq that’s how you know that commercial flight is not “traveling.”
To travel is better than to arrive.
do valets know how to park motorcycles?
Fact: @snapple cap facts do not undergo much fact checking. http://en.wikipedia.org/…
“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful” - Warren Buffett
ncpolicelogs Robbers in Fayetteville were beaten, shot, and stabbed when 15 of the victim’s family and friends rushed to her aid. http://goo.gl/qM50c
neiltyson If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.
@andrewkanes different kind of SMIDSY - you shouldn’t slam on brakes when someone is behind you JUST TO MAKE A TURN
RIP this month’s SMIDSY victims: http://goo.gl/ieb2G / http://goo.gl/BsDDg / http://goo.gl/Dk82H / http://goo.gl/KjphL / http://goo.gl/3yu08
SMIDSY: “Sorry mate, I didn’t see you.” Used by motorcyclists to describe traffic collisions in which a car driver fails to perceive a biker
Prince William knows how to roll http://bit.ly/iE3KJG
flat beer is still beer.
not a common sight in Durham http://twitpic.com/51yxl6
“Being an expert in social media is like being an expert at taking the bread out of the refrigerator.” http://t.co/vnE1Lr3
@pmccall777 the concept of an afterlife need not be tied to belief in a diety… though praying to a diety you don’t believe in is silly.
YouTube is a better music recommendation engine than Last.fm.
Reason #23 why I hate my @ubee modem: The DynDNS ‘feature’ is setting my domain to resolve to an internal IP address. UI tells me otherwise.
this is an especially sophisticated @bronto release, so I’m foregoing the Four Loko for Mint Julep
T-minus 7 days ‘til 10,000 mile round-country motorcycle trip. Realtime Jameson tracker is live at http://lopp.net/trip.php
@dawleywood @flyosity dawley, you’ll learn quickly that you can’t call rundle out for stealing unless you tweeted it first.
ericboggs Folks: Desktop Tower Defense expert and passionate Space Elevator advocate Edward Dawley is on the Twitters: @dawleywood
$LNKD makes ~$8 Million in profit per year - their current stock price values them at ~$8 Billion. Time to short it!
It has begun. Mainstream news is reporting on events that take place solely in the socialnetworkosphere. http://goo.gl/rTjp1
@pmccall777 @ameir @hoorayimhelping he ain’t even mad. he drunk.
keljohnson bronto says hi. http://t.co/GXh3Ciw
@jefft yo dawg you heard that new beastie boys track? http://www.youtube.com/w…
@jefft SHENANIGANS!
@pmccall777 b/c they can. but there’s no correlation. what about D.C. and Chicago? strict control, tons of crime. http://goo.gl/MLveb
Supporting stricter gun control to decrease crime is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it harder for sober people to own cars.
MichaelCasp I don’t have kids, but if I did they would be way better than all these other kids.
@jefft drinking the pain away?
can’t believe nobody has ever sued Nestlé for making the Hot Pockets cook times so long that they give you third degree burns in your mouth.
my milksteak brings all the girls to the yard
Don’t make fun of grammar nazis. http://i.imgur.com/xLZmh…
If you’re over 18 and you’re using Facebook applications to let someone know you’re interested in them, you need to be punched in the face.
@pmccall777 @ddahlke I was poking fun at the common misspelling of “cavalry” http://en.wikipedia.org/…
@ddahlke IDK, is it for crucifying Jesuses? Or is it a cavalry sword for decapitating helpless infantry?
Busy working on The Next Big Thing… for my trip. Investigating the Google Latitude API… for science!
Only via USPS can you get guaranteed 2 day delivery via Express Mail for $37 or guaranteed 2 day delivery via Priority Mail for $10
“In gold and silver terms, the Dow Jones over the last 10 years has already lost 80% of its value” - Marc Faber
“If it were possible to take interest rates into negative territory, I would vote for it” Janet Yellen, Vice Chairman of the Federal Reserve
The day you have to add a ‘restart’ button to your app should be the day you realize it’s bloated. Looking at you, Eclipse.
Want an invite to http://ifttt.com (@ifttt) ? It has great potential - I created these 2 tasks in minutes: http://i.imgur.com/B1Q7h…
the new google latitude dashboard provides some interesting analyses of how you spend your time
EpicMealTime SURPRISE!! Brand NEW EpicMealTime Mother’s Day Special!!! http://youtu.be/SS9cTjFF…
every mother’s day needs a mother’s night… http://goo.gl/R3Wco
remember: every mother is a MILF to SOMEbody.
@emilepetrone You want junk of the future?
@emilepetrone @bronto is all about growing ‘organically’ - not sure if there are blogs devoted to it but I would figure there are
@MichaelCasp the weak shall die; only the strong shall survive. http://goo.gl/07f0s
Extrapolating from how quickly news traveled 20 yrs ago, 10 yrs ago and today, it’s a matter of decades before the hive mind becomes reality
@ameir any smart tactician knows that you don’t win by sacrificing your life, but by making the enemy sacrifice theirs.
ncpolicelogs Hannah Brown, 19 yr old UNC student, fell through roof of Woollen Gym and landed in Bowman Gray Pool early Monday. http://goo.gl/kFC6D
@carpedurham are you aware of G2B opening in a few weeks? http://t.co/RU4k6KZ
opening of Geer Street Garden has been delayed 24 hours to Thursday at 11:30 AM
HarleyPlays We werent the only ones that made a cheesy grilled cheese! @scottkinmartin went in with his buddy LackofMusclesGlasses! http://bit.ly/lABjnH
who do YOU think is winning? http://en.wikipedia.org/…
Dunno why everyone’s so excited about killing Usama… dude’s swimming in virgins now. After he trolled the USA for a decade. He won.
Season 1 of Captain Planet and the Planeteers was released for the first time on DVD last month. Don’t wait up.