@brentnelson Byrd’s is only a few miles from Johnson’s. They’ve been around for decades, have great food & owners. http://t.co/dAOKn7e7Ir
@pmccall777 I was more impressed by the Battletoads reference.
@carpedurham Oh, they weren’t mean to me, but it was certainly an amateur operation. Their “little exp in food industry” quip rings true.
@carpedurham I visited them a few weeks ago and none of the comments surprise me at all. I’ll continue to be a loyal Byrd’s BBQ customer!
@whosthedoss Oh, you mean outdoor drinking?
@ddahlke They could probably use a good internal flushing.
@whosthedoss …but isn’t it obviously chocolate?
@whosthedoss Oops, @ncpolicelogs account couldn’t see your reply because it doesn’t follow you and your twitters are locked down.
wikileaks Todate, WikiLeaks has received over $80k in bitcoins thanks to bitcoiners (fraction of budget, but rapidly increasing) #bitcoin #wikileaks
@mark_a_phelps @pmccall777 Keep digging.
@mark_a_phelps Because you’re not supposed to be looking… creep.
carpedurham Anyone know anything? @SamsQuikShop http://t.co/qujMCFi15f
Bitcoin client v0.8 was released last week; uses 1/2 the HDD space, syncs blockchain 10x faster. The Fed can’t even deprecate the penny.
If you’re comfortable with your life, you’re probably not taking enough risks.
@drewpotential @pmccall777 Yep; I’m a fighter, not a flighter.
ncpolicelogs Did you know that @NCSHP Trooper Michael Potts is a former pitcher for the @DurhamBulls and the Milwaukee @Brewers? http://t.co/p9dNiYKnE2
@gigq One might say the same thing about the folks who spend millions of dollars on Superbowl ads.
@jefft @pmccall777 We’re talking about depth of knowledge; hardware discussion is just surface knowledge.
Amateurs discuss gear. Pros discuss technique.
Someone updated the “tale of two cows” joke and did a damn fine job of it. http://t.co/DUxKYqn5Sf
@elcaltrider I can understand the latter items, but why pay for water when you could buy malt liquor?!?
A guy checking out @ grocery store bought: bottled water, off-brand Twinkies, and a pack of Phillies blunts. Sounds like a fun afternoon.
@hoorayimhelping Ease off the coke, mate.
@hoorayimhelping I love that game!
@pig_poetry @mark_a_phelps STOP READING MY SCREEN!
@mark_a_phelps More cocky than ballsy, I’d say.
@pmccall777 Are you sure you don’t accidentally have YouTube captions enabled? I didn’t see any.
Harlem residents react to the “Harlem Shake” meme. http://t.co/iQJjrO7Ip2
@pmccall777 IDK, I’m feeling much more secure now!
Homeland Security has seized TechCrunch founder’s boat because he wouldn’t lie about the purchase price. http://t.co/wJhfS0rrNq
TuckerMax Someone just asked me to be in a Harlem Shake video. Whats the best way to hide a dead body?
@pmccall777 Ditto. I don’t get it.
@drewpotential But hey, you have a beer keg in the office!
@ameir @_FloridaMan Glock magazine in the oven; genius. They’ll never look in there!
@flyosity An immediate reply of “OK GLASS EYE BLEACH!!!”
@flyosity Definitely not; maybe they should sue! http://t.co/3qDw2TGh
The new ParkIntuit gate access system in the @ATCDurham parking deck has so many design & security flaws that it’s a colossal joke.
“We were only able to get that to work by calling private methods via reflection.” Always a good sign.
@flyosity Thanks for exploding my inbox! :-P
If you redirect mobile devices from desktop to your mobile site, you should do the reverse for non-mobile devices visiting your mobile site.
@ddahlke What caliber?
@mattmeis I’m more of a “goat says what” kinda guy.
Just saw a news segment titled “Could a meteor strike North Carolina?” ಠ_à²
Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry is now available on Netflix. It’s a must-see. http://t.co/kI7tCuTD
I’m backing Cyanide & Happiness for the lols. http://t.co/kuMMfDDl
The Bill of Rights is merely a restatement of natural rights that exist regardless of whether or not they are written in a constitution.
Today I had 100 problems. https://t.co/Ty7S79Gt
@TheBikingBrewer Don’t you need some kind of permit to brew that much?
@Gabriel_Whaley Boy do salespeople suck at counting lol
RT @jonmatonis: France Plans To Prohibit Cash Payments Over €1,000 - Forbes http://t.co/0VxquhRd #payments #waroncash #euro
@hoorayimhelping Don’t be lonely Bucky; we’re all right here in your pocket!
Obama literally just said that “immigrants should get to the back of the line.” Wow.
Today’s Krav class: “Climb this 15ft wall! BTW, don’t put weight on the top row of blocks b/c they aren’t cemented & you’ll fall and die!”
No Bullshit. https://t.co/qBwFauGm
@hoorayimhelping Was expecting Futurama gif; http://t.co/Uo3qFv3e
Facebook email validation blocks “!#$%&’+-/=.?^`{|}~@[IPv6:0123:4567:89AB:CDEF:0123:4567:89AB:CDEF]” so I guess it’s safe to ignore RFC2822.
@carolinewv I heard he just wanted to get married and settle down with a few children.
The downside to working at an office with a kegerator is the potential to be stuck in an office that reeks of stale beer.
@flyosity The AK-47 can be attributed with freedom fighters against foreign occupation, imperialism, or colonialism. https://t.co/CQRdM7on
Meta. https://t.co/4bJHwqaE
@pmccall777 @hoorayimhelping @pig_poetry Telling people on the Internet to shut up; Bucky’s descent into madness continues.
@emilepetrone Damn, shooting a handcuffed prisoner in the leg? That’s some fucked up LAPD-style shit.
I bought my mom a Chromebook so that I could easily give her remote assistance but they don’t support it. >:-| http://t.co/ghcgtuPR
juliussharpe I highly recommend taking up racquetball as a couple so you can hit racquetballs into each other’s backs.
stevewerby Credit card company: What’s your mother’s maiden name? Me: Donkey Kong Bumper Boat. Them: Uh, yes. What? Me: I’m in security.
RT @pmccall777: “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.â€
― Mark Twain
@elcaltrider USPS is mandated to remain “revenue neutral” thus if their margins are squeezed, they simply raise rates. http://t.co/N77Yh0j9
@elcaltrider Yes, because that’s not how it works. USPS does not operate at a loss; you’re only increasing their revenue.
Banksy canvas prints on sale. When asked to comment, Banksy said “I can’t believe you morons actually buy this shit.” https://t.co/RwWuCFzn
ncpolicelogs A Graham man sold an undercover officer a bag of “marijuana.” Instead, the bag contained a half-eaten chicken sandwich. http://t.co/X02c7qtW
It’s trash day and I haven’t generated a single bag in the past week to put out for pick-up. http://t.co/sEMpjCf5
ameir The US uses the no-fly list to exile citizens without due process http://t.co/wnUCIxJD
Obama’s rules for assassinating American citizens have been leaked. http://t.co/k7GZMe5j
@danlowe Dan Juice?
Just received a “hearing benefits newsletter” from the NRA. First headline: “What is that ringing in my ears?” Can’t make this stuff up.
Boy, I sure have had some excellent food tonight. Even learned a thing or two about hand egg!
Fun fact: on my first day at college I got locked out while on the roof of a 9 story building with some friends.
Excellent; so now the government will return our privacy, right? http://t.co/23deH1Qc
@SirPatStew I don’t expect you to be pro-firearm, but I sure hope you know how to wield a sword, Sir Stewart!
@flyosity Or Keith!
One of the best possible endings to investigating a bug is when you finally find the offending code and there’s a // FIXME
“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; if you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” -Raylan Givens