The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

April 2010

@akuaa these are insane computer time’s we live in

via Seesmic in reply to akuaa

if you ask me, cold steel’s videos are infinitely more entertaining than blendtec’s http://idek.net/1Qln

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overconditionalization != awesome dynamicization && overconditionalization == fustercluck

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next week @guntherjh and myself will be vying for the title of Downtown Durham Cornhole Champs as team ‘The Back Door Hookers’ - it’s legit!

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FYI: apple’s response to credit card fraud blows in comparison to valve’s. valve had already initiated a refund before i even called them!

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@mattmeis probably “my sofa pulls out but i don’t”

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i’m amazed by people’s need to walk side-by-side, even if it results in a dangerous situation such as walking in the middle of a road.

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i’m amazed by the human need to walk side-by-side even if it results in a dangerous situation such as walking in the middle of a road.

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won my first poker game w00t

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success! today’s haul included sea bass, snapper, and perch. http://imgur.com/luG6E.j…

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i’m on a boat

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last minute change of charters for gulfstream fishing tomorrow b/c we met the captain today and he was a douche. he just lost out on $500!

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just ordered red steel 2 - consensus is that this is going to be awesome

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when you ask me to fit a square peg into a round hole don’t be surprised when the peg comes back with the corners sheared off

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great / terrible news! recently released video footage suggests that i DID hit my @bronto assassin opponent http://i.imgur.com/dGrHq…

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obama nailed it - we are not a christian nation. i also appreciate his inclusion of nonbelievers in speeches. http://idek.net/1MT7

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it can truthfully be said that @bronto assassin finale was decided by a matter of inches (my first miss) http://imgur.com/V8Rsw.j…

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73M people are playing Farmville: a boring, repetitive, potentially dangerous activity that barely qualifies as a game. http://idek.net/1LyO

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remi just spent an hour playing with scout, who quite likely will become his new brother http://imgur.com/RQDVQ.j…

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@seanmcnichol i’m doing all my searching online - animal shelter won’t let me bring remi to meet dogs; i have to bring them home. it’s dumb.

via Seesmic in reply to seanmcnichol

searching for dogs to adopt is fucking depressing

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i am extremely trustworthy http://i.imgur.com/PHmF5…

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slayed within the kill zone quadrangle, i died a noble klingon death - at least i did not run from the battlefield as did my sly opponent!

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TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!

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i felt that my @bronto assassin nemesis (@darrenpierce) needed a handicap today, so i had a double down for lunch http://imgur.com/gW4ck.j…

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i’m enjoying ubuntu 10.04 beta but want to bitch slap whomever decided to move the window mgmt buttons to the left http://idek.net/1KoL

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only 2 @bronto assassins remain and I am fortunate to be 1 of them! here’s my favorite photo I took while setting up: http://idek.net/1KQk

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why does facebook keep suggesting scandinavians as friends to me? i’m sure they’re friendly and all… but no.

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why has no one told me to watch ‘the big bang theory?’ as far as nerd-centric shows go, i think it has the IT crowd beat…

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there’s a difference between ‘doing nothing’ and ‘waiting’

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it began with 55 @bronto assassins. 10 remain - only 2 will survive to the final showdown on thursday. cue ‘still alive’ http://idek.net/45u

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$@*& construction - lost power today and now the water is out

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my @bronto assassin is clearly desperate. he scaled my 6’ fence and tested my back door, but ‘twas locked. also, remi is a good guard dog.

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real men get their nostrils waxed http://www.sltrib.com/ne…

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if you can follow 14 simple rules, @pageoneresults JUST MIGHT let you follow him. right, eddie? http://twuna.com/TOS

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“Ink” is one of the best movies of 2009 that you’ll never see

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when you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.

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@covati there’s always time for twatter watching, as @goddamndave would say

via Seesmic in reply to covati

@ElizabethBunner i was thinking of having a desiccant dessert

via Seesmic in reply to ElizabethBunner

been ‘holding it’ for 7 hours because i refuse to be killed coming out of a bathroom. can i hold out for 4 more?

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sometimes you’ve got to let your finger do the walking and your bullets do the talking

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dear wanna-be assassin: i saw temper trap tonight at cat’s cradle. it was amazing. you should have been there.

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R.I.P. @Bronto colleagues. You are already dead; just accept it.

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“Fortune favors the bold.” Planning some epic ways to take out my target for @Bronto Assassin 2010.

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the annual week-long @bronto assassin game starts… now.

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season 14 of south park is amazing - last night’s commentary on facebook is spot-on

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how many centuries will it be until nationalism finally evolves into globalism?

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RT @gigq: 2.5 year old uses an iPad http://idek.net/1HQd /me: and after 20 seconds asks WHERE IS THE CAMERA?!?!?

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missed an airborne canada goose by 3 feet this morning

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@akuaa nooooooo my balmy 75 degree house

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Star Trek - 3x03 - Kirk just knocked up this Pocahontas broad who thinks he’s a god. Picard has penis envy. http://imgur.com/aEz4t.j…

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@flyosity I’m sure the iPad is in desperate need of more woody apps

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i am concerned that the remainder of a bowl of ice cream from yesterday has not melted, but instead hardened. quite. concerned.

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do i trust my $200 GPS to a $10 motorcycle mount?

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love is in the air… dirty, dirty plant love.

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i’m quite confused by facebook’s friend suggestions now - people who have nothing in common w/me and i could have never crossed paths

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how do you see YOUR colleagues? http://idek.net/1Fzc

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perfect: The Law Abiding Engineer http://www.youtube.com/w…

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If Moore’s Law has taught us anything, it’s that fast ain’t fast enough.

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