this is how hot it has been in NC lately: http://t.co/5gc5GJG
@gigq they may have closed and re-opened
disappointed that Kim Son has Americanized their menu away from Vietnamese, but at least the dishes have a unique style
Flash mob crime is on the rise as 40 teens ransacked a Winnipeg convenience store http://t.co/SpbyH9o
Thomas Edison was a movie pirate. http://t.co/3oeSkbb
some turds in Arizona are violating multiple constitutional rights http://t.co/ciiZCpr
can’t wait for the newest food truck in Durham: http://t.co/tbsW7IS
my recent efforts at work have been equivalent to trying to shave a cat with a tactical nuke
rode @dawleywood’s motorcycle today and felt like http://t.co/9vPzK8D
@jasonmalone OMG Y U NOT @ HOME MALONE?
@seanmcnichol yeah that video has been blowing up. they just announced that the cop has been suspended pending an investigation.
Based upon all the photos I’ve seen posted, the only thermometer people own these days is the one in their car.
@jasonmalone don’t be that guy
Anyone running Ubuntu should upgrade to Flash Player 11 Beta ASAP - flash no longer blows on Ubuntu! http://t.co/VmkHNIK
Downloading Lion so that I can delete it
@sweetlydrifting I’m using Pig to write MapReduce jobs, which is on version 0.8 http://t.co/miX12dM
It’s bad enough when code you write has bugs. When the programming language you’re using has bugs… http://t.co/tb69IZo
will never disassemble another fuel tank if at all possible
pumice hand cleaner is my new best friend
ncpolicelogs Charlotte man is robbed. Becomes angry & throws his clothes at robber. Robber runs into street & gets hit by truck. http://t.co/4rA047L
@michaelbrooks don’t forget to spread your wit amongst twitter, bookface, AND google+
did you know that September 11 is ‘Patriot Day’ in the US and it was created mainly due to Hallmark? http://t.co/agZey3q
If I buy this, I’ll also need to buy a Colt, a Glock, and a Beretta. Win / win! http://t.co/OMxgZYA
realized I’ve owned the same bottle of cologne for 10 years… and it’s 90% full.
I try fairly hard to support my local independent motorcycle shops, but when I can get the parts faster and cheaper on Amazon…
it has been a long day, but at last my deck has been restored to its former glory & no longer looks like it lost a fight to a pack of wolves
my next motorcycle is DEFINITELY going to be naked. commence nudist jokes in 3… 2… 1…
just saved $450 on canvas prints thanks to @carolinewv!
The final Shuttle mission, STS-135, is still a go for launch in 40 minutes. http://t.co/NK0gi23
speak softly and carry a large caliber firearm; you will go far.
@knucklesandwich zomg you’re right
100 years from now, schoolchildren will memorize the famous tweets, posts, buzzes, & flibbertygibbets of the great minds of the 21st century
social networks vy for your attention far too much. wanting to notify you in the app AND send you email AND send you an SMS is overkill…
my new favorite interview question to ask is entitled “the cheating wife problem”
rands When it comes to hiring, yellow flags are always red flags.
If you can’t get it right on the first try, you should not attempt “tacticool parking” http://t.co/ST19v2d
Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but it sure as hell can solve a lot of problems.
@flyosity don’t project your insecurity onto the rest of us, Rundle :-P
Don’t send me an email saying “your order has shipped” if all you’ve done is generate a tracking number and you won’t ship it for days.
It’s sad to see how many lost dog ads are posted after July 4th due to them being scared off by fireworks.
Ohio man is attacked by crack addicts, later says “carrying with one in the chamber probably saved my life” http://t.co/MLkngKD
You never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist’s office.
Alright, so how do I get my Google+ to sync from my Twitter stream? LAWL!
you’re not supposed to use a urinal right next to an occupied one if another is open THUS you shouldn’t use the sink next to a urinal in use
@sweetlydrifting i wouldn’t mind an invite…