The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

May 2010

memorial day need not be entirely for the humans: http://i.imgur.com/5Qs83…

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i’m going to need a vacation to relax from this ‘holiday’

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world’s first electric motorcycle grand prix - exciting stuff http://idek.net/1ddP

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the more oil spills change, the more they stay the same http://idek.net/1dSA

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lonely social committee meeting without @brontocaroline, @lucas_weber, & @brandonwilkins. i made an executive decision about our next event!

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Do you have enough taste to realize that The Wire was the greatest TV show of all time? Then watch Treme - same creator & cast, set in NOLA.

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Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings: http://idek.net/1ccq

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The first rule of code reuse is that the code needs to be worth re-using.

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pro tip: racers do not sit on their bikes. instead, they diminish the effects of their body weight on the bike by shifting center of gravity

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seen on todays’ trip to Virginia International Raceway: combination solar power & goat farm! http://imgur.com/Rgv1i.j…

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beautiful weather to & from VIR today. met some great folks, learned new techniques, burned rubber, stared death in the face. photos to come

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heading out to tear up the track at VIR

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grammarians are always bitching about improper use of apostrophes and whatnot. my question is: why does everyone say PHASE instead of ‘faze’

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alright fate: you’ve already blown saturday by canceling my brewery tour - why not go for a double and ruin my track day with rain sunday?

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irony: more powerful computers actually make developers’ lives HARDER because they result in opening up more complex problems to be solved

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dear red cross: we have the advanced technology to perform apheresis; how hard could it be to warm up my plasma before putting it back?

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the check engine light (or CEL to gearheads) can be a finicky bitch, and in many cases is best left alone to die of attention deprivation

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attention internet users: ‘online privacy’ is an oxymoron.

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spent the past few days unraveling and refactoring a thousand lines of legacy spaghetti code… time for the weekend!

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I’m through with Triangle Cycles for my motorcycle needs. Trying to charge me $100 more for tires than your own web site’s list price = FAIL

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why do gearheads rarely talk about horsepower-to-weight? example: my 300 HP car produces 184 HP / ton but my 128 HP bike has 645 HP / ton!

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walked across the street to buy lewis black tickets @dpac - take that, @ticketmaster ‘convenience’ fees

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an empty inbox is a happy inbox

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RT @covati: I just figured it out, Facebook’s workflow engineer is M.C. Escher

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you don’t really live longer, it just SEEMS longer

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RT @akuaa: telephone vs enter sandman http://www.youtube.com/w… (thx @epanastasi)

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the vulcan salute was invented by @therealnimoy. @zacharyquinto had to glue his fingers together to perform it. http://i.imgur.com/EfvDh…

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@mikestable you CAN shoot them - a dirty look right back!

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every mother’s day needs a mother’s night…

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a kiss is not a contract

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simplicity. is. key.

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don’t you hate it when you look down at your extremities and realize that you have been bleeding profusely for some time?

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thinking of instituting a new policy - no dating women who don’t have the fortitude to identify themselves as ‘single’

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THIS is how you drive a WRX STi: http://www.youtube.com/w…

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wondering if mum’s the word… or is it the bird?

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lawnmower maintenance is officially my least favorite household chore

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