memorial day need not be entirely for the humans: http://i.imgur.com/5Qs83…
i’m going to need a vacation to relax from this ‘holiday’
world’s first electric motorcycle grand prix - exciting stuff http://idek.net/1ddP
the more oil spills change, the more they stay the same http://idek.net/1dSA
lonely social committee meeting without @brontocaroline, @lucas_weber, & @brandonwilkins. i made an executive decision about our next event!
Do you have enough taste to realize that The Wire was the greatest TV show of all time? Then watch Treme - same creator & cast, set in NOLA.
Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings: http://idek.net/1ccq
The first rule of code reuse is that the code needs to be worth re-using.
pro tip: racers do not sit on their bikes. instead, they diminish the effects of their body weight on the bike by shifting center of gravity
seen on todays’ trip to Virginia International Raceway: combination solar power & goat farm! http://imgur.com/Rgv1i.j…
beautiful weather to & from VIR today. met some great folks, learned new techniques, burned rubber, stared death in the face. photos to come
heading out to tear up the track at VIR
@knucklesandwich dude, the free sundaes ended @ 4 http://slickdeals.net/?p…
grammarians are always bitching about improper use of apostrophes and whatnot. my question is: why does everyone say PHASE instead of ‘faze’
alright fate: you’ve already blown saturday by canceling my brewery tour - why not go for a double and ruin my track day with rain sunday?
irony: more powerful computers actually make developers’ lives HARDER because they result in opening up more complex problems to be solved
dear red cross: we have the advanced technology to perform apheresis; how hard could it be to warm up my plasma before putting it back?
the check engine light (or CEL to gearheads) can be a finicky bitch, and in many cases is best left alone to die of attention deprivation
attention internet users: ‘online privacy’ is an oxymoron.
spent the past few days unraveling and refactoring a thousand lines of legacy spaghetti code… time for the weekend!
I’m through with Triangle Cycles for my motorcycle needs. Trying to charge me $100 more for tires than your own web site’s list price = FAIL
AMF? more like WTF: http://imgur.com/FFYCp.p…
why do gearheads rarely talk about horsepower-to-weight? example: my 300 HP car produces 184 HP / ton but my 128 HP bike has 645 HP / ton!
walked across the street to buy lewis black tickets @dpac - take that, @ticketmaster ‘convenience’ fees
an empty inbox is a happy inbox
RT @covati: I just figured it out, Facebook’s workflow engineer is M.C. Escher
you don’t really live longer, it just SEEMS longer
RT @akuaa: telephone vs enter sandman http://www.youtube.com/w… (thx @epanastasi)
the vulcan salute was invented by @therealnimoy. @zacharyquinto had to glue his fingers together to perform it. http://i.imgur.com/EfvDh…
@mikestable you CAN shoot them - a dirty look right back!
every mother’s day needs a mother’s night…
a kiss is not a contract
simplicity. is. key.
don’t you hate it when you look down at your extremities and realize that you have been bleeding profusely for some time?
thinking of instituting a new policy - no dating women who don’t have the fortitude to identify themselves as ‘single’
THIS is how you drive a WRX STi: http://www.youtube.com/w…
wondering if mum’s the word… or is it the bird?
lawnmower maintenance is officially my least favorite household chore