RT @emilepetrone: Looks like Apple just deactivated a ton of iPhones including mine…
… and that last tweet got me auto-followed by recruiters. BRING IT ON!
Received a blank email from a frustrated headhunter with the subject “What would make you talk to a recruiter?” Answer: not desperation!
@adamrawlings If they didn’t write such shitty software, they could make money by charging to use it!
neiltyson As retired Shuttles majestically grace our cityscapes, we shed a silent tear, not for the end of an era but for the absence of a new one.
@TinaColopy @colopy For some people… Libertarianism encompasses a broad range of ideals - that video is on the Anarcho-capitalism extreme.
You’ll end up regretting the things that you didn’t do far more than the things that you did.
The media won’t report it because it’s taboo, but you’re twice as likely to commit suicide as you are to be murdered. http://t.co/CWmKNmaj
@carolinewv @goddamndave shares feelings on twatter but only shares photos on G+
“Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.” -Edward Abbey
mikeroweworks Speaking of #1, check out #HowBoozeBuiltAmerica Weds at 10 on @Discovery. Check out my PiMPS: http://t.co/Qg1EhoVw http://t.co/xL162iqi
@MolotovUSA The Democratic party didn’t jump all over this outrage because they’re guilty of the same shenanigans. https://t.co/hTQCw1h2
If you ever wondered what $43 of Twittertising gets you… the answer is “not much.” http://t.co/yjmhXMDh
Now is probably a good time to move investments out of equities and into something safer; market correction is looming. http://t.co/vPI5xbEC
@ddahlke Bobby McFerrin strikes again?
“Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery & of things that no one can understand.” - Fritz Maytag
gigq The @Bronto keg gets its own seat in the car http://t.co/edXAUUQA
DEVOPS_BORAT In devops we are have 28 different word for ‘blame’.
I, for one, welcome higher oil prices. It’s the only thing that will convince Average Joe Consumer to clamor for sustainable energy.
neiltyson Security is knowing that you’ve out-witted or out-maneuvered all that can harm you. Asteroids are not yet on this list.
TheBikingBrewer “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” - Mark Twain
I was right; it IS my lucky day. Bought a $10 scratch-off and won $20. Welp, that’s enough gambling for this year.
Why vote third party? I’d rather vote for something I want and not get it than vote for something I don’t want and get it.
GovGaryJohnson Do you have a question for me? My #AMA (“ask me anything”) on @Reddit will be today at 3:00 pm EDT. #election2012 #tcot #tlot #johnson2012
GovGaryJohnson May we always remember that our debt to the the 9/11 heroes is to ensure that we protect the liberty for which their sacrifices were made.
On this 10th “Patriot Day” stop and remember all the privacy and freedoms we have sacrificed in exchange for the promise of safety.
ncpolicelogs The Fraternal Order of Police has refused to endorse a presidential candidate for the first time in 98 years. http://t.co/KJPIsIJ0
Some cager tailgated and then passed me illegally in an active school zone this morning… because I was obeying the speed limit. ಠ_à²
Do you apply any active investment strategies to your retirement accounts? If so, which ones? Value averaging is an interesting concept…
Props to @DriftInnovation for an excellent customer service experience!
I predict a spike in hypertension cases due to this “salt life” fad that’s sweeping the nation.
@thomasfuchs @emilepetrone so long as “leisure time” doesn’t mean “sitting in front of a screen & goofing off.”
juliussharpe I bet even Bobby McFerrin looks around now and thinks it’s time to worry.
@ameir Jill Stein has a pretty good platform nonetheless… http://t.co/wEfFRmQk
nosqlweekly storm-hbase - A storm module for integrating with HBase http://t.co/I0bJAN3I #hbase #storm
jillstein2012 Demand presidential debates that include all the national candidates! SIGN & SHARE! http://t.co/5IENqlTB
<Passive-aggressive post complaining about other people’s post subject matter instead of just hiding / defriending / unfollowing them.>
@hoorayimhelping @flyosity is the 2%!
You learn two things from an NRA bumper sticker: 1) The owner is a firearm enthusiast. 2) They don’t know jack about tactics.
If you drink a gallon of Gatorade, you’re gonna have a shitty time.
wraltraffic This is going on in Durham right now. A sink hole opened up on Hillsboro Road. http://t.co/cn1KFijp
@ddahlke If you don’t use your budget, does it roll over so that you can save up to buy expensive toys?
Officially a Krav Maga Level 2 Practitioner. The pain is merely the feeling of weakness departing from my body.