awwwwwww crap, innocent schoolchildren are getting high on nutmeg. LET THE BANNINATION COMMENCE! http://t.co/wqHPPhy
4chan PLEASE RT: PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
@hoorayimhelping they best not get any ideas about my guns
FUCKING NANNY STATE http://www.wral.com/news…
there were only 2 deals worth buying this Cyber Monday. 48 pack of AA batteries for $6 at Lowes and Groupon for $2,500,000,000
dear @mint: it really stings when you tell me I’m 33 years behind on my retirement goals
remember the railguns from the movie ‘Eraser’ that could shoot through anything to hit their target? well, they’re here http://fxn.ws/h2daj0
the game has changed. how long until cyber attacks are taken as seriously as physical attacks? http://t.co/hnz3p4T
@ddahlke that’s not very christian of her; she should be paying attention to the sermon
“rapid” share http://twitpic.com/3ap7sj
you’ve never seen a mashup quite like this http://www.youtube.com/w…
stayed in the Black this Friday by not buying useless shit
today is a good day to download some insurance for free speech https://thepiratebay.org…
just passed by a motorcycle bar called Suck, Bang, Blow. Unfortunately it was closed for the holiday.
this fellow’s having a blast in front of my hotel http://twitpic.com/39tvt6
@hoorayimhelping you’re in luck; we just had a mashed potato bar open today http://yfrog.com/0yu4x0j
the REAL tron legacy soundtrack seems to have been leaked. daft punk is back.
jasonmustian Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports.
@flyosity you’re no philosoraptor
@gigq if it’ll prevent someone from using a Mac, I’ll take it
in other news, I’m now responsible for 2 of the top 3 results for the google query “diner airlock oxygen tanks” http://bit.ly/gWs3V0
loves the hive mind of reddit. i posted this question to my home forum in 2006 to no avail; reddit answers in 24 hours http://bit.ly/eS8PHf
Groovy isn’t.
TSA confiscates nail clippers from soldiers returning from war; they proceed to board with assault rifles & handguns http://t.co/8JFtUf7
SamsQuikShop I’m disgusted and afraid… 4Lokogeddon is upon us! http://twitpic.com/389wfl
pmccall777 First streaming QIK video. It’s pretty funny - http://qik.ly/g1gn
It has been said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?
fight the good fight, devon http://i.imgur.com/nkyVo…
rands On the matter of rocket-powered unicorns and magic watermelon boats: http://j.mp/a8KGxA
FDA declared alcoholic energy drinks ‘dangerous’ - time to stock up for the impending 4lokolypse! just bought a dozen cans of watermelon!
I can’t wait ‘til the day that I can say “computer: ENHANCE!” http://bit.ly/cFGjkB
is getting ready to open a four loko speakeasy once the bannination occurs http://bzfd.it/b3ml9K
get your free (legal) copy of Girl Talk’s newest album here http://bit.ly/dsjQJt since the primary servers are slammed
the next time you’ve got 90 minutes to kill, watch top gear’s bolivian adventure: http://www.youtube.com/w…
@ddahlke i thought you learned about burger king a month or so ago; did you forget and try again?
just co-piloted a helicopter and I dare say it was the most complicated activity I’ve ever done
@flyosity and how much is One Whole Internet worth these days?
@jtharp the best part was the groaning sounds he made and the entire class rolling in laughter, then holding it in when he returned.
There are two ways to look at your old code: “I can’t believe I wrote this code” and “I can’t believe I wrote this code.”
one time in college my physics professor took a bathroom break during class… and left his lapel microphone on.
failing the hot wing torture challenge at Chai’s Noodle Bar & Bistro with @mikestable & @tehsilverdollar http://yfrog.com/jlq2vnj
AGHEvanLopp Fact: ALMOST 95% of the world doesn’t know that the bird is the word
republicans took the elections less than a week ago and four loko is already banned in TWO STATES http://huff.to/dwwTCj http://bit.ly/bLAbPz
the first broadway show I have ever actually wanted to see http://www.bookofmormono…
looking forward to our friday four loko & food pairing party @bronto to send off @colopy from the land of unicorns and double rainbows
truly saddened to see a non-english speaking immigrant in front of me struggle to use the pin pad so that he can buy a case of bottled water
I applaud @GeneralLoko for fighting the good fight for our right to black out http://bit.ly/aWWD4x
epic Tron sequel will, in fact, be epic: http://aol.it/9SiFZ3
you’ll be peeing into your phone before you know it http://bit.ly/aMa6sL - i forsee an emerging market for fart analysis apps.
chalk up another WIN for concealed carry! http://bit.ly/9QTljl
“troll science” as we know it was actually invented by calvin’s dad http://bit.ly/W7lQ1
just like the original did for the N64, Goldeneye 007 has brought the first person shooter to a new level on the Wii
in case it wasn’t already obvious to you, Rachel Maddow exposes Fox News as a political engine for Republicans http://bit.ly/cUUfzQ
come to the next triangle reddit meetup next friday, november 12th, 7 pm at @citybeveragenc in durham!
Wing Chun or Krav Maga?
if you’re pursuing happiness, you’re doing it wrong
the second amendment is in place in case the government ignores the others
hoorayimhelping Plants are still illegal, gays still don’t have rights, video games are still bad, sex is still wrong. God bless America.
“If you’re too stupid to realize you can’t pound four 12 percent beers in 20 minutes … you deserve what you get.†http://goo.gl/hbpJ
Today I learned that the GOP is urging members to vote AGAINST amending the NC Constitution to prohibit felons from serving as sheriff. WTF?
vote or STFU