oh borderlands trailer, you had me at “87 bazallion guns”
pressure washing: hour ???. today’s setbacks too numerous to list. only making ~10% progress this afternoon.
i’m the man now, dawg http://idek.net/cV8
just won my 2nd @bronto halloween costume contest as Lt. Commander Data. (yes he had a beard at one point) http://idek.net/cSX
My programming was not designed to process these sensations.
if i stroke it thusly, do i not appear more intellectual?
it is a fine, full, dignified beard… one which commands respect and projects thoughtfulness and dignity.
It is fortunate that I am able to perform my duties without emotional distractions.
pleased to see that Ubuntu responded to user feedback and changed the audio volume slider algorithm to be geometric rather than linear
liking Karmic Koala thus far, except for Empathy. I don’t get it - why change default IM client to one with no features? Back to Pidgin…
Ubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala is here! http://www.ubuntu.com/ (fuck windows)
No problem should ever have to be solved twice. RTFM or JFGI because PEBKAC.
the roads around my house are dangerous at night. passed within 4 feet of a possum, then 10 feet of a doe, then 20 feet of a 6 point buck…
@goddamndave all those blue lights ain’t gonna fly in the U.S. - and while the lines are hot, some of em are plain impractical
dear @facebook - don’t tell me how to interact with my friends through your service. especially not the dead ones. kgr8thxbye.
house of the dead: overkill - well worth $20. great wii arcade style shooter. only complaint is overly sensitive reload motion.
congrats to my USPS route worker for managing to stuff a box into my mailbox that was larger than the mailbox itself
epic fail: how is the baby going to defend itself when it can’t reach??? http://idek.net/bnE
next generation phone features http://www.explosm.net/d…
huxley was right
Love the new Lendingtree commercial that’s narrated by Adam West. Here’s to hoping for a West comeback thanks to Family Guy!
pressure washing: hour 18. the only consolation is that staining should be 10 times faster.
@seanmcnichol that is commendable, sir. wish i had known - would have invited you down for a pressure washing weekend extravaganza
pressure washing: hour 17. alcohol helped. 2.5 hours ‘til sunset. will be lucky to hit 75% completion today.
pressure washing: hour 16. the forecast was 68 and sunny, damnit.sounds like a job forrrrrrrrrrr alcohol.
@grillmaestro you can’t deep fry M&Ms
i should play my steam games more often - just had to download over a gigabyte of updates for L4D & TF2…
pressure washing: hour 13. mind numbing. wish the sun would come out.
i wish remi wouldn’t pee on his front legs when he squats… then again, glad he doesn’t lift his leg and pee on my stuff…
don’t downgrade to Windows 7 on October 29th - upgrade to Karmic Koala! http://www.ubuntu.com/
almost choked on my dinner when i heard a ford commercial that said of the 2010 mustang: “the fuel-sipping V6”
I Told You So has a brother; his name is Shut The Hell Up
the joy of home ownership - 4 hours of fence pressure washing down, ~20 hours remaining. keeps overheating and shutting off…
i know my dog is too smart because when told to go to his kennel, he dashes for the food bowl first. ever hear of a dog planning ahead?
is the easy access to info making us collectively dumb? or is it good that we don’t need to ‘know’ as much now? http://i.imgur.com/p74Gx…
RT @rands: Wharrragarbblrlblrrrrr: http://j.mp/aaUJX
sometimes you can fix a ‘check engine’ light by simply ignoring it
eaten @ncstatefair - apple cider, fried dough, DF cheesecake, red bull, DF oreos, alligator, french fries, ostrich, DF broccoli, ice cream
duke energy is trying to sell me ‘home wiring insurance’ ? puh-leeeeeeeeeeze
@jefft ever get the feeling that 127 people are following you?
i was excited about world of goo having a debian installer, but it fucks up the display on my ubuntu machines… AND their forums are down
buy world of goo! pay whatever you feel is fair! http://2dboy.com/games.p…
just kicked my zombie invasion preparedness up a few notches http://pics.gunbroker.co…
concrete only cures to its maximum strength if kept moist the entire time (preferably 180 days.) who knew?
dear firearm gods, please allow me to win this auction: http://idek.net/ZKw
@sweetlydrifting i use amica for everything - best customer service evar
@colopy xerxes / xavier / xena / xylon
does anyone reading this (near Durham) own a metal detector? I need to find the metal rods that indicate the corners of my house’s plot.
created a google maps support case due to my street disappearing - the case # 0xed127afc76b7a0b4 is in hexidecimal. why am i not surprised?
@lucas_weber: really? was he a well-spoken black man who said he operated a youth gang outreach program?
at bojangles i had a ‘pastor’ ask for ride to tire shop. i accepted b/c i was bored & packing anyway. then he asked for $40 and i said GTFO.
be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm
measurements for the fence suggest my house was built several feet to the south of where it’s supposed to be… looks like i need a survey
I’m nearly convinced that when you become president, there are insane secrets revealed to you that cause you to renege on promises. ALIENS?!
i thought i would never see a more hilarious vomit scene than the ipecac scene in family guy, but i think the office just took the lead spot
i think twitter is experiencing scalability difficulties of a different form - just received a tweet from @shitmydadsays that was 4 hrs old
chalk up another home run for @bronto with today’s impromptu octoberfest lunch ‘n learn
http://twitpic.com/kptl3 - this is why i advocate enabling apache persistent connections
My cursing level on twitter is 100% clean! (doesn’t sound right but OK!) http://bit.ly/2DCnT
just discovered that if you mouseover an audio file in jaunty jackalope, it automatically starts playing… nifty.
breathe the pressure |
come play my game; I’ll test ya |
psychosomatic addict insane
As fuzzy logic becomes obsolete, boolean values have come to rule all. Precision & accuracy are a product of infinitely many zeros and ones,
http://twitpic.com/kl61x - I couldn’t reach through the monitor and bitch slap him over the Internet, so I did this instead
the plot of stargate universe literally sounds like farscape… mashup FTW?
Happy Birthday TO THE GROUND!
Agree or disagree? “Capitalism requires scarcity which implies the requirement for poverty and inequality.”
@MichaelCasp perhaps you are more suited for http://woofertime.com/
another epic masterpiece from The Lonely Island - http://bit.ly/3Hwm41
to all my friends who have brought business ideas to me over the years; I should have explained it like this - http://idek.net/Y2U
@sweetlydrifting have gun, will travel
@shannonholato the secret is to work all weekend
@sweetlydrifting i’ve sold two cars on craigslist - you can screen the murderers from their emails - but always meet in a public place
when you say “it failed because people behaved other than expected” i hear “i fancy myself a behavioral psychologist”
… the traffic congestion was not due to poor planning, but too many people trying to come to the concert all at once http://idek.net/Xyd
what do you get for the dog who has (chewed through) everything?
http://twitpic.com/k8phj - i eat craigslist scammers for breakfast
bronto app release |
other devs nix easter eggs |
they should drink more joose
@michaelbrooks: i could use the nunchuk and guitar
another haiku |
peanut butter breath puppy |
that’s just the title
t minus 10 hours until release of bronto application revision 25. i’m stocked up on energy shots.
we have met the enemy and he is us
i’ve been lazy and ignored my wii’s blue glowing the past few days - glad i did b/c the update is bricking legit wiis http://idek.net/XcB
thirst quenching water |
slurped by the insolent pup |
the Night Man cometh
yo kanye: i’mma let you finish cancelling your tour, but michael jackson had the best cancelled tour of all time
justin from @shitmydadsays got a book deal and it should be out for father’s day 2010! http://idek.net/XVZ
going to buy every cabela’s hunting game for wii because they’re so bad you can get them for a couple bucks on ebay