RT @kyledrake: Coinpunk becomes the first Bitcoin mobile wallet app to be unbannable by Apple! Pure HTML5 QR reader, no native code! http:/…
TigerDirect How bad do you want it? #RT this and show us…GO! @Bitcoinstore #StayTuned mwahaha hahahah hah ha.
@hmason @jefft Looking decades into the future, it is conceivable that we may see autonomous software corps that pay humans to maintain them
@hmason @jefft I hope to see successful implementation of colored coins / open transactions next year.
@hmason @jefft This is but a precursor to the really mind blowing concepts that will be implemented using the Bitcoin protocol. :-P
bitpay We are seeing record #bitcoin transaction volume today. #bitcoinblackfriday
@averyj I recommend you lower her expectation down to the millibit range.
@Jeremy_DeGroot Ah I see that they use Shopify, which just added Bitcoin support, thus enabling it for 70,000+ online stores.
Frontier has the shittiest DNS of any ISP I’ve ever used. Can’t remember the last time I actually experienced DNS issues.
Mom: “Can you turn on the fireplace for ambiance?”
20 minutes later: “Can you turn on the A/C? It’s way too hot in here.”
Bank fun: auto-transfer rule sent $500 from account A to B, but there was < $500 in A so it sent $400 from B to A to fund the transfer. LOL!
@mikestable MERRY THANKSMAS i.imgur.com/aOYel3l.gif
flyosity Family asking you about Bitcoin this Thanksgiving? Pull up the brand new (and really well-designed) bitcoins.com
@alxwinter could use corporate level donations for his BTC documentary. What say you, @bitpay @blockchain @coinbase @MtGox @BTCFoundation?
Tomorrow will likely be the greatest stress test yet undertaken in this history of this grand experiment. bitcoinblackfriday.com
I shot my first turkey today. Pretty sure I scared the bejeezus out of everyone in the frozen food section.
Q: “Should I put all of my child’s savings into Bitcoin?” http://t.co/aAUxlMu0Le
@pig_poetry Bro, do you even @MailChimp?
@cdixon @nathanmarz This is what the Bitcoin protocol is all about - great job, folks.
cdixon Using the Bitcoin network as an ultra secure notary service. proofofexistence.com/about
@DonovanMD Thanks! I have been studying the Bitcoin protocol for over a year now, and simply want to bring understanding to the masses.
@ErikVoorhees Come now, Erik, everybody knows that “Gox dollars” don’t count. Patience! :-P
@thinkgeek It’s a damn shame that you will not be participating in Bitcoin Black Friday. Perhaps next year :-P
An unpublicized benefit of using Bitcoin to make online purchases: no chance of your bank account details being stolen from the merchant.
@emilepetrone @jewelia @sklacy I myself am waiting for the day that I can buy groceries with Reddit karma.
@MichaelCasp I cut my own hair so that I have the satisfaction of knowing I didn’t pay to fuck it up. Thinking of shaving my head soon.
@jewelia @sklacy Bitcoin is the protocol; bitcoins are the units. Expect microbitcoins to become the standard soon. en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Units
Q: How do I get red wine stains out of my dog? http://t.co/VKuBEd4d9t
@emilepetrone Some light reading: http://t.co/lMkuzHnshJ
@emilepetrone Bitcoin is a protocol for proof of ownership - “currency” is merely the first app.
@emilepetrone That can’t be answered definitively. Though it’s important to note that Bitcoin has more uses than simply currency.
On vacation with my parents this week. I can now confirm that Fox News is literally a 24/7 Obamacare bitchfest.
RT @apsullivan: My bud .@evanbooth demonstrating that TSA “security” is an illusion. http://t.co/Dd4rEbJr0r
@flyosity I love watching governments undertake exercises in futility.
@alxwinter I’m looking forward to our Skype session, Alex!
A photo from ASICMINER’s new liquid immersion cooled Bitcoin mining facility in Hong Kong. https://t.co/0bhTwUhckN http://t.co/L5CxMoxZTE
@danlowe @kickstarter Indeed. And for a mere $100 you can Skype with him one-on-one. SOLD.
@alxwinter One minor point: the C in Bitcoin should not be capitalized :-P
I just backed Deep Web: The Untold Story of Bitcoin and The Silk Road on @kickstarter kck.st/I4X0hm
RT @alxwinter: MT @WIRED The guy who made a documentary about Napster now wants to take on bitcoin. http://t.co/SAOlUTxepg
http://t.co/xo…
Oh great, now they’re playing video advertisements at the gas pump since they know that you’re stuck there and have to listen to them.
It’s practically a joke how every argument about the realistic potential of a voluntary society devolves into “who will build the roads?”
@btctip @YonangelAlfaro Oops!
jgarzik In 10 years, your average tech startup will have access to as much generalized CPU and storage as 2013-era NSA.
@ddahlke Whoa whoa whoa, since when did we have solar tax credits? I looked into it a few years back and was disappointed.
@kayzafar @matthew_d_green I completely agree. However, I can’t say that I agree that such trading strategies should be banned.
@matthew_d_green @kayzafar $800 for 100,000,000 Satoshis is a pretty good deal IMHO :-P
@matthew_d_green @kayzafar Believe it or not, many of my friends who laughed at Bitcoin last year are buying it now.
@matthew_d_green @kayzafar Uh, what? Why would somebody pay fees to exchanges to ‘sell themselves’ bitcoins? Whales put up bid / ask walls.
I know it’s time to log out of Facebook when I start searching for the downvote button.
Bitches be playin’ Christmas music in the grocery store. I think the problem may be a distinct lack of Thanksgiving music.
@emilepetrone @bitpay just rolled out their new pricing model. bitpay.com/pricing
@Newegg @thedatascape Every day you don’t accept Bitcoin, you’re losing revenue to bitcoinstore.com
RT @ncpolicelogs: Whoa. It appears there was a small scale riot at Durham PD HQ last night over the suspicious death of Jesus Huerta. http:…
@emilepetrone Depends on if you’re talking about accepting XBT directly or integrating a payment provider. The former would not be worth it.
@emilepetrone lol, of course it’s not going to have a dramatic impact on sales. But the setup cost is low and fixed.
Learned a new word today: floccinaucinihilipilification
@mysizelindsey1 @drewpotential No groin kick, no Krav Maga…
EFF Twitter announces perfect forward secrecy and calls for more sites to follow suit. Great step for user privacy. eff.org/r.hyr4
Sriracha quinoa, where have you been all my life?!?!? /cc @Oatmeal
@dwlz @flyosity @skattyadz “Old coins” that haven’t been moved in a long time / large transactions tend to be prioritized by miners.
@CheapAir Are you going to tweet an announcement of your acceptance of Bitcoin payments?
Current status: browsing a lingerie merchant’s web site at work. For debugging purposes. No, really.
richardbranson Want to come to space with @virgingalactic? Now you can pay with #bitcoins! (One future astronaut has already) virg.in/bit
jonmatonis After passing other countries in #bitcoin trading volume, China is now set to pass the U.S. in active Bitcoin nodes getaddr.bitnodes.io
@knucklesandwich More like MTWTF amirite?
“Your email unsubscribe request will be processed in the next 10 business days.” Sure, this is CAN-SPAM compliant, but it’s pathetic.
If you’re a software engineer and the prospect of programmable internet money doesn’t excite you… I don’t know what will.
Welp, that explains why my home server’s Bitcoin node spiked to 150+ connections and 600+ KB/S upstream this week. getaddr.bitnodes.io/chart/nodes/
@johnjoseph Sounds like a lot of bros are mad, yo.
@mikestable The @EFF is keeping a compilation of all NSA leaks here: https://t.co/E1oATdjPDX
I’m impressed by advances in voice activated tech a la Siri / Google Now. But I find it concerning that my phone listens even while locked.
@juliebomboolie Cool, thanks!
Super excited about visiting Copenhagen this winter, and now even more so because their first bar has announced acceptance of Bitcoin!
@juliebomboolie Oh yeah? What was their name?
Been taking St. John’s Wort for a while because it “supports a positive attitude.” Final analysis: marketing bullshit.
I’d be quite interested to know what @TwitterEng and @facebook engineers have to say about Dunbar’s Number.
RT @ncpolicelogs: It appears that a pirate in Maiden stole an iPhone and took it to his meth lab, making it easy for officers to find. http…
KimDotcom Told my daughter I bought her a Unicorn. Then gave her a single unit of corn & explained the math & linguistics. She’s six & she’s angry :-)
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that my tweets are my own and not those of my employer / family / local government / pets.
Fuck off, @google or I’ll show you what happens when you spam a professional spammer. /cc @jefft @emilepetrone pic.twitter.com/KWv8t9xFtD
RT @ncpolicelogs: I wonder if a cop would pull me over if I was driving while staring at a laptop mounted to my passenger side dashboard? ಠ…
@knucklesandwich I imagine that would be the easiest way to load in your DB of friends, but surely manual loading should be an option.
@jefft <something about the definition of insanity>
Serious question: would you be interested in a service that automatically notifies you when anyone you know gets arrested?
Friends don’t let friends hold “private” online conversations over unencrypted channels.
It’s true: Bitcoin may be used to fund terrorism… since the U.S. Government now controls tens of millions of dollars worth of it.
@pmccall777 @flyosity Naw son, that chart was from May. We haven’t even gotten to the bang yet!
@emilepetrone Death threats work pretty well.
SenSchumer #Bitcoin has significant potential. Senate Banking Committee will hear from industry & government officials at 3:30pm ow.ly/qYiFr
@EddyElfenbein @averyj We’re bootstrapping a currency in a way that has never been done before. We’re getting there.
KimDotcom Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the current government not being one of them ;-)
<3 Elon Musk. They’re rolling out over-the-air software updates to the Tesla cars. Welcome to the future! http://t.co/dJ5Db16pOd
barrysilbert HUGE for companies, funds and investors: SEC weighs altering rule wealth threshold for startup investment on.wsj.com/1fQsvqI via @WSJ
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee i.imgur.com/axUTiqX.gif
@Wolverineks @TheBitcoinWife “I’ll buy some as soon as the price drops to a reasonable level.” followed by “WTF WTF HOLY SHIT”
@pmccall777 You’re right. Around 2 a.m., a police cruiser crashed into a parked van in the headquarters’ parking lot.
@pmccall777 A rare instance where the cops are only seconds away!
@realytcracker Great stuff!
@SenatorCarper @SenateHSGAC Thank you for keeping an open mind about this revolutionary tech. Many have feared the govt would fight it.
@julien Do you own any Bitcoin?
TheBitcoinWife The party hasn’t even started yet, and everyone is invited. It’s ok to be fashionably late ;) #bitcoin
@flyosity Those are what we call “weak hands” and we thank them for their contribution to the Bitcoin economy.
BTCFoundation “The U.S. could lose global lead in the next breakthrough industry if regulatory regime hampers #Bitcoin.” @jerrybrito #BitcoinHearings
BTCFoundation “Cash is still probably the best medium for laundering money” - FinCEN Directer Jennifer Shasky Calvery #Bitcoinhearings
Life is a game - a game that everybody loses. The important part is to have fun while you’re playing.
@pig_poetry Don’t quit your day job. For a year or two.
@jefft Stick to Internet traffic; it’s easier to navigate.
Any of you nerds listen to nerdcore hip-hop? Mad props to @realytcracker for “Bitcoin Baron” https://t.co/p3HYmWKwuo
@TheBitcoinWife Price squeeze on Gox; it’s running out of asks. Lunacy!
@TheBitcoinWife @CPython314 Welllll there is potential value and current value. Current utility is too low to achieve full value.
@CPython314 @TheBitcoinWife I prefer “value” to “price” as “price” implies that Bitcoin is just something to be bought and sold.
@CPython314 @TheBitcoinWife Spoken like a true Bitcoin believer; touché.
@TheBitcoinWife I’m not complaining by any means, but it’s to the point that I’m concerned there haven’t been any decent corrections…
@mikestable I wonder how many of your followers are expecting to see photos of food from you… TROLOL
Detractors say Bitcoin will fail b/c it only has value from speculation. I posit that Bitcoin only works BECAUSE speculators give it value.
@flyosity I guess you could say that my new goal is to attain “F U XBT”
Rollingdale In honour of #bitcoin breaking $500 this morning, we’re offering 50% off all wine paid for in #btc.
Wineshop or website.
Today only.
@flyosity Paying off my house would only save me a few tens of thousands of future dollars. Remaining in XBT is much more appealing.
@flyosity Did you decide to jump into the fray or are you bemusedly watching from the sidelines?
“There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist or accept the responsibility for changing them.” - Denis Waitley
@MichaelCasp It’s cool; it’s practically night already!
Bitcoin hackathon at @DukeU today sponsored by @coinbase! https://t.co/q1jcMlycx1
The problem with the alpha Android @twitter client loading my stream where I last closed it is that it assumes I don’t use other devices.
The 80-year-old I let in front of me at the grocery store thought it was kinda fucked up that the 60-year-old in front of her paid by check.
@AcidBrainWash @NTmoney @stacyherbert Cash is an Analog Currency. How is that safe? Millions of dollars stolen daily, no way to track theft.
RT @NTmoney: “Less than 2% of worldwide bitcoin trading and real-time market making occurs within the US jurisdiction.” http://t.co/csWPCoI 
Governments can lock up leakers and hacktivists, but they can’t lock up everyone whose morality outweighs their fear for personal safety.
This is why helmet mounted cameras are amazing. Hat tip to @dawleywood for this video. https://t.co/gLlfb4FpWg
There’s a woman in the parking garage at work with the license plate “OSTINATO” but based upon her driving style it should be “RITARDANDO”
The stock market is addicted to Quantitative Easing and withdrawal is going to be a bitch.
Looks like @coin isn’t going to work for @mikestable because it can only store 8 credit cards at a time. TROLOLOL
@rands Looks cool, but it’s no Bitcoin.
@ChrisPacia Nah, they are free to continue on this endeavor. Just as @DataTranslator @xH2Os @asliceofmellon are free to go fuck themselves.
@ameir Naw son, that’s a much flatter gradient
@jgarzik 1 mBTC says that it gets worse before it gets better. Much worse.
gyft It’s here! We are beyond excited to announce Gyft points! 3% back on purchases for our #Bitcoin users! bit.ly/1bqMat5
aantonop #bitcoin #ItsTheProtocolStupid “Currency” is just the first app.
@KimDotcom Um, you think European governments aren’t spying as well? Don’t make me laugh.
3+ acres of land for sale in Wake County, NC for Bitcoin. https://t.co/VopyUksgOT
@ericlitman @allthingshadoop Seriously, you’re calling yourselves @coin? I’m guessing you don’t support Bitcoin.
Is now an alpha build tester for the Android Twitter client. The fact that they asked me to may be a sign that I have a problem…
@drewpotential Assault Monologue!
@johnjoseph Unless it uses PGP under the hood, I don’t see how that’s going to help.
@mikestable If you make three rights, it equals a left. thereifixedit.jpg.to
@allthingshadoop Even when you take relativity into account?
@asliceofmellon may not have known better, but shame on @xH2Os and @DataTranslator for moving contrary to the principles of Bitcoin.
@NHMellon @Forbes @asliceofmellon @xH2Os @DataTranslator No, this is idiotic - everyone involved needs to go learn about fungibility.
@jbeardsley Yeah, which has led me to discover a few sites and apps with SSL deficiencies.
HTTP 2.0 standard to REQUIRE encryption. ┗(°0°)┛http://t.co/4ddfdQoOkl
wikileaks WIKILEAKS RELEASE: Secret negotiated draft text for the entire #TPP Intellectual Property Rights Chapter | wikileaks.org/tpp/
The Crypto Anarchists were right. Timothy May predicted Bitcoin, Silk Road, and Wikileaks… in 1988. http://t.co/v3WnvzfBKB
ErikVoorhees If the net value of all national money supplies were ranked, EU is 1st, US is 4th, and Bitcoin is 100th, now ahead of 90 other nations.
First mass real estate sale for Bitcoin occurred 2 weeks ago as a Shanghai developer sold 300 apts for 1000 XBT each. http://t.co/SjRpi3SHQc
@julien We’re only 9 meals away from a utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom without government? Woohoo!
@btctip @JamesGMorgan Oops. Looks like you need to add twitter handle validation to the tip bot!
RT @ErikVoorhees: Sudan Gov steals 30% of citizens’ savings. Bitcoin users not affected. http://t.co/0Lk1IVJah8 #FiatProblems
@drewpotential Right, so put it in a phone and I’ll be excited!
At the current rate of release, Edward Snowden has enough material to continue leaking for the next 42 years. http://t.co/bVfaYvSihW
@pmccall777 @Jeremy_DeGroot It should be noted that varmint means you just want to kill it, not harvest the meat.
@drewpotential A minor quibble; obviously the interface should be projected to an area that is ergonomic.
@Jeremy_DeGroot The 5.56 / .223 cartridge is designed for hunting humans; it’s not powerful enough for large animals.
I’ll be excited about mobile phones / computing when they have an interactive Minority Report interface. Thumb typing sucks. /cc @elonmusk
Some people find spare change in their couch cushions or cash in their laundry. I find lost ammunition in the crevices of my truck. #win
If you have a qualifying test score, @AmericanMensa will waive the $40 review fee through the end of the year. http://t.co/bAuSvhBY9w
@MarleyDet @flyosity I assume by ‘real money’ you mean fiat. Yes, you can exchange it for fiat. As for getting paid: http://t.co/rgo8Gn9YYM
I’ve shaken a lot of hands in the past few years and I must say, I’m more often than not disappointed by the other person’s execution.
@julien @peacockc @seansposito So when is @breather going to accept payment in #Bitcoin?
@jefft @pmccall777 @flyosity I know you’re kidding, but there are grocery delivery services that accept Bitcoin.
@mergesort @Dcrad @flyosity Completely agree, and that’s why it’s so fascinating to watch price discovery in an open, unregulated market.
@mergesort @Dcrad @flyosity I love the value argument because ‘value’ is completely subjective. Utility is value. But that’s just my opinion
@mergesort @Dcrad @flyosity 99% of Bitcoin users should not even be thinking / worrying about mining.
@mergesort @Dcrad @flyosity Good luck mining bitcoins WITH a computer. The mining arms race is well past that point.
@mergesort @Dcrad @flyosity How does one bootstrap a new currency if at the beginning no one agrees that it has value?
@mergesort @Dcrad @flyosity As for ‘benefitting early adopters’ - this is what happens with all newly discovered assets…
@mergesort @Dcrad @flyosity Bitcoin is global; not sure why you think it ‘ignores third world countries.’ http://t.co/rVqZCe29PK
This should please the typography nerds. pic.twitter.com/5YWUAj5jY3
Then I hope this incentivizes you to learn more about it! #btctip @pmccall777 1 Bitcent
@chamath You were recently quoted as saying you owned $5M XBT but wanted to own $15M; I guess you do now!
@jefft @pmccall777 @flyosity If you want to learn some interesting things, you might consider subscribing to https://t.co/i3KwYXGp9Z
@jefft @pmccall777 @flyosity I don’t even tell you guys half the stuff that makes Bitcoin so interesting because you’re not ready for it.
@mergesort @flyosity If you have a logical reason to believe that XBT will reverse its long-term uptrend, I’d love to hear it.
@flyosity TWTR has 5X the market cap of XBT, so prob TWTR for now. However, if the past year’s trend continues, I’ll be retired by age 30.
@BitcoinAverage @coinbase isn’t an open market exchange any way; they shouldn’t even be considered.
maxraskin The U.S. Senate will hold its bitcoin hearings on November 18; Satoshi Nakamoto is not expected to testify
@pmccall777 Personally I think the problem is that the market is far too forward-looking when it comes to valuations of tech companies.
@mikestable LOL yeah I saw that as well. Because, after all, we must submit to all laws despite what we think of them.
@flyosity Noobs. But thankfully $1M XBT ain’t as much as it used to be.
ElevatorQueen Y’all the only explanation I have for a malfunctioning ride is that it was manufactured in South Carolina.
“I am not Dread Pirate Roberts” he said. “My name is Ross; I inherited Silk Road from the previous DPR, just as you will inherit it from me”