Parents: take down the “Baby on Board” sign if it’s not currently on board. How else am I to know if it’s acceptable to crash into you?
One sufficiently incompetent programmer can effectively neutralize several great programmers by forcing them to clean up mangled code & data
RT @ncpolicelogs: Move over, Spice & Bath Salts sold @ shady tobacco shops. The new trend is buying N-Bombs on #SilkRoad with #Bitcoin. htt…
Current status: watching a movie about movies. https://t.co/igj1pFvetx
WarTard Why Syria Matters: Sunni oil versus Shia oil and the battle for regional hegemony in the Middle East. nblo.gs/MxW0u
If you drive an SUV and slam on the brakes before going over a pothole, you have failed to correctly utilize the sportiness of your vehicle.
@dcm Sounds like he’s having fun with the case. From what I’ve read, the defense knows they have a huge advantage when it comes to evidence.
@pig_poetry Yep, ran out of characters to twat.
1) Write a bot that interfaces with all the popular social media platforms & points out hypocrisy, fallacies, & ignorance.
2) ???
3) Profit.
Accuracy of summer storm forecasts in NC seems to dramatically drop off outside of a 4 hour window. Not helpful when I’m at work for 10 hrs.
Fascinating piece of history: the only known (secret) recording of Hitler having a conversation. https://t.co/LKEpfXojXm
Received a voicemail at 6 a.m. saying “you’re a bitch; I’m a drunk pimp!”
RT @wikileaks: Edward Snowden will touchdown in Moscow in under one hour. http://t.co/kYJCOQNEhh http://t.co/svGMShQLsn
@lhlips Hm, it depends on the GPU architecture and what coin you are mining
French fries for breakfast. ‘Murica!
RT @graulund: Looks like the closing of the old Twitter API broke Tweet Nest. I’m afraid I don’t have time to fix it until after I graduate…
@ameir Tell them they have to swash your buckles first.
@ddahlke It’s for the block party, dawg.
RT @JoelSutherland: Map the iPhone Users In Any City, And You Know Where the Rich Live - http://t.co/vWxg72mKk1
@danlowe /r/slowcooking
Welcome to the cyberwar arms race, an arms race that will define the Internet in the 21st century. http://t.co/o7st4CGNmf
RT @ncpolicelogs: Knocking on doors while naked & yelling “I’m your daddy” when the occupant answers is no way to go through life, son. htt…
Passed by two interestingly named businesses in Greensboro yesterday: “Whip Appeal” and “Weave Doctor’s”
You’ll probably never be the strongest or the fastest, but you can be the toughest.
@bitcoinprice And where should I sign up to get some Bitcoin prices?
I agree, @ResearchMatch, plaintext emails ARE cool! pic.twitter.com/PfY6o3T32K
jesse_yates Announcing hbase-index (bit.ly/10fycef) for #hbase at #hbasecon today! The blog post: buff.ly/19vobNb
If you “have nothing to hide” from the NSA, you might lead an incredibly boring life.
I’ll give you an A for effort, @amazon pic.twitter.com/btWw48lnAH
No, I don’t want to send in my @AmazonKindle Touch + $60 for a new replacement. I just want a new battery!
Awkward moment of the day: when the naked geezer accidentally took my towel off the hanger while I was in the shower at the YMCA.
WarTard Hate to say I told you so but I did write an article on NSA surveillance of civilian populations over a year ago http://t.co/DXGGh8M7VG
Hacktivist who exposed Steubenville rapists faces 5x-10x the jail time as the rapists themselves. http://t.co/yFhSkJQO12
Three Nazis walk into a BAR and take a couple shots. http://t.co/Ferkoo5qJK
@emilepetrone Welcome to my line of thinking for the past decade :-P
@pmccall777 So you’re basically saying you’d like to invest in cloud seeding technology?
@covati Hopefully if we can generate enough noise discussing the NSA, that’ll throw their algorithms off kilter for a while.
nsa We can’t help you find pics of your ex, your passwords, or what you had on the pizza you ordered last week. Seriously, ngrep a zetabyte.
ncpolicelogs SCOTUS has ruled that police can take DNA samples from people arrested for certain crimes. No conviction necessary! http://t.co/XfgYzwb3Of
CEO of @TigerSwan in Apex, NC says that NSA tracking is “a good thing.” Likely because he loves those govt contracts. http://t.co/PJVEhXUdxf
@mikestable Imagine how much engineering effort they could have saved if only they had built it on top of Bitcoin.
Once you go solid state you never go spinning plates.
@mikestable LOL I caught a @FedEx driver doing the same thing a few years back as I was opening the door. He was quite sheepish about it.
@sweetlydrifting @wral UGH, antiquated drug laws! https://t.co/dgnqoyqTKX
Nice to see @ButterflyLabs honoring their 1000 BTC (lost) claim and putting their money where their mouth is. http://t.co/rD3z78PIdG
ncpolicelogs Fayetteville postal worker on disability busted after she was seen spinning the Big Wheel on “The Price is Right.” http://t.co/CTSkkuwcOK
@gigq I thought it was old news that the NSA collects basically all digital communications.
It’s frustrating when devices can’t accept input as fast as you can generate it. Apps, PIN keypads, gas pumps, proximity triggered doors…
@flyosity @tapbot_paul “Lightening” - great job, DHS.
@mark_a_phelps Gotta set up that auto-pay, brah
@pig_poetry @neiltyson I’m guessing he means that the act of snuggling does not produce heat, it merely prevents heat loss. Meh.
@pig_poetry @danlowe Grow up and go fsck yourself. #goodcomputeringpractice
@danlowe sometimes I run fsck on my SSDs just for giggles
@prekesh @zaksoup @flyosity So… Bitcoin… yes, I’ve seen a 10X gain since last year; if there is another 10X gain I’ll pay off the house.
@pmccall777 After reading the description of the incident, Merkel was not driving erratically. The motorcycle rider was solely to blame.
“Taking jobs that you don’t like because you think it will look good on your resume is like saving up sex for your old age.†- Warren Buffet
@dcm Arms are any weapons regardless of lethality. Also, “non-lethal weapon” is a misnomer; while not INTENDED to be lethal, they can kill.
@flyosity There was one of those at the Boston airport spewing TSA propaganda.
All investments are gambles; not all gambles are investments.
If you throw away a phone and it doesn’t look something like this, you’re doing it wrong. http://t.co/gp7rbytPTc
ErikVoorhees Electronic Frontier Foundation raises $95,000 in donations in a week via Bitcoin https://t.co/ZqI64fq3Os via @EFF #charity #future