IndianFoodTruck The Indian Food truck is no longer in operation. Michael is however still happy to cater parties / events. He is at 919.452.2382.
@sweetlydrifting LOL “They let the programmers OUT?!?”
emilepetrone Based on the number of emails I get from AWS, I bet gmail thinks Amazon is my best friend
Top five regrets of the dying: http://t.co/2c5qjQMT
DEVOPS_BORAT I am almost finish with PhD in timezone math!
@jefft wat
@tab126 sure; just gimme a time and a place.
Bachelorhood is drinking warm white wine from a frosty mug.
@emilepetrone Yeah dude, I had always thought NJ was the only freakish full-service state until I came through on my road trip.
aaaaaaaaand cue the death metal christmas music covers over the @bronto engineering airtunes…
Saw a sign for “Black Nativity 2011” - isn’t that redundant? Archaeological evidence indicates the nativity characters had dark complexions.
A watched pot never boils… yet an unwatched pot boils over.
Uh oh. Just stumbled across my old wedding ring and realized I COMPLETELY forgot to throw it into the depths of Mordor. Epic quest, anyone?
@mikestable sounds like you’re winning!
@whosthedoss last night I learned that universities attract black basketball players by offering them white women.
@derickatunc roger wilco
Just saw a guy with a comb-over get ID’d at Olive Garden
@carleemallard yep, @jeremy_degroot & @mark_a_phelps - we refurbished a dozen computers between us
@gigq They released the rest of season 1 online! You need it?
@gigq dude, some of the best shows ever were cancelled after their first season. you should still watch them.
@emilepetrone because they can
@mark_a_phelps sounds like you’re ready for http://t.co/Mz4RZl86 - the birthplace of new Internet things.
DEVOPS_BORAT Is all fun and game until it segfault.
I learned a lot at the City Council meeting. FYI, the Council is both pissed off at and embarrassed by the D.A. due to http://t.co/L0ahvSzp
@ameir I think it should end up on http://t.co/5cqZ6gXL though I’m about 2.5 hours in to the meeting.
Achievement unlocked: bitching to the Durham City Council on camera for a solid 2 min about the pathetic police response times in our area.
At my first Durham City Council meeting. Time to stir things up a bit.
arabist Just heard felool on State TV say, “In the West they suppress protests, so why can’t we do it here?” #OWS #tahrir
Saw a man today jogging in the grass alongside the road. Pushing a stroller. With a dog attached to it. While chatting on a corded headset.
@dawleywood @flyosity confused his iphone with a disc?
DEVOPS_BORAT In devops we have Mile High Club of deploy to production from plane.
flyosity Republicans in clown makeup. This is awesome. http://t.co/NBLzvI8X
I need a vacation. Not so much from my job as from this planet. Where’s that sign up for the one-way trip to Mars?
@mark_a_phelps @ameir Don’t be absurd, current Ameir doesn’t know about future Ameir’s time traveling.
RapGenius Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century America.
@eHarmony it’s your loss, cutting out potential customers. guys who have kicked out a cheating wife are a real market segment!
@eHarmony @chickbreakaway I’m judging quality of matching algorithms. Which in my case was 0 because you wouldn’t let me create an account.
@chickbreakaway @eHarmony it’s craigslist < eharmony < match < okcupid. trust me, i’m a software engineer. p.s. match owns okcupid now.
I’m loving the “militant Agnostics” in the latest episode of South Park.
@brandonwilkins cool story, bro.
DemetriMartin Today’s drawing. #demetrimARTin >>> http://t.co/oYHRuBsO
OccupyWallStNYC ‘Wall Street is Closed’. #N17
Wet leaves on pavement: Fall’s unique way of trying to kill motorcycle riders.
@jefft what’s the name of their startup? does it end in “ly”?
Wall Street used to be about creating capital for businesses. Now it’s about traders exploiting the platform for profit http://t.co/O7v0bwdB
Today we must continue the never-ending battle to preserve our rights. http://t.co/RCEEq4P1
@emilepetrone whaaaaa? who says “we’re closing in 2 years”
@ameir ridicule in arabic!
michaelbrooks I know there is a difference-(totalitarian states) have one party and we have two parties. We have one more party than they have, you see.
@sweetlydrifting had her baby daddy stolen her shoes?
ncpolicelogs Mark Maurice Tarver Jr, 22, of Fayetteville, assaulted his pregnant girlfriend to steal shoes… for his wife. http://t.co/lMJZ18In
@mikestable you have to watch The Simpsons from last night
Unicode “standard” my ass.
@45royale I second this proposal! /cc @iamdavidsimpson
@ameir you can walk out the door, it’s OK.
VeryShortStory I formed a church based on my beliefs. As I preached my gospel, the congregation grew and together we battled the devil called Monday.
@pmccall777 I’m conflicted on this story. Yeah, the protesters broke into a building and deserved arrest. Assault rifles seem overkill.
Highly recommends Dirty Pictures, a documentary about the chemist behind 200+ psychedelic compounds, including MDMA. http://t.co/IWS3wsye
Little known fact: more than 50% of male relationships end in dudevorce.
“sitting is the new smoking” -@alexbonin
A company called “PhoneDog” has sued an ex-employee because he kept his personal Twitter account & followers. http://t.co/lgB6PyZh
@mikestable watch out for the cops down there http://t.co/uxVanir8
@ameir people don’t give Qurans as Christmas presents?
On this Veteran’s Day we honor those who have served in the military to protect our corporations.
@akuaa go on…
@whosthedoss That’s the one. We have a video of that visit.
I hereby declare Dave’s Insanity Sauce to be approximately one quarter the strength of Chai’s Torture Sauce. Both, however, taste terrible.
@Jeremy_DeGroot no, but his album ‘camp’ is brand spankin’ new
Childish Gambino is giving Lil Wayne a run for his money in the lyrical wordplay department. http://t.co/u5Fhn8Vu #camp
TIL there are people who pirate TV shows and add an audio track where they describe the scene so that blind people can better understand it.
Will gladly pay the BS $150 cancel fee to ditch $80/mo @VerizonWireless for $20/mo @republicwrless if the service is 1/2 as good as the hype
I’m ecstatic that Ubuntu Oneiric Ocelot has finally perfected Airtunes streaming. My @bronto compatriots are not quite as pleased.
@DemetriMartin Relevant: http://t.co/JITkPJcf
@flyosity yeah, I can see how this can come in handy. http://t.co/98NarFne
@jefft oh no, bro, your bro needs your brospertise on web scaling. might wanna get him a load balancer
@mark_a_phelps yes.
The ocean must sound really loud to a conch.
After 5 hours of @bronto paintball I had 3000+ shots fired, dozens of kills, 6 welts, 4 surrenders, and 1 semi-rolled ankle. Successful day!
@ameir uhhh do you have something to do with this “Eid Mubarak” email I just got that’s in arabic from “jihad shana’a”?
@dailytarheel it’s back now; for a few min it was loading a completely blank page. I confirmed the issue with several friends.
@dailytarheel what’s up with http://t.co/0mGFMPyo ?
Thanks to Ubuntu Oneric Ocelot, I no longer hate the Unity interface!
If you need to have a long chat w/your kid’s bus driver, get their phone # / email. DON’T HOLD UP TRAFFIC, YOU INCONSIDERATE PRICKS.
Just ate a chicken heart. D-, would not eat again.
@mattmeis <sigh> it’s actually an aileron roll… curse you, star fox!
@ameir pirate crackin’ yo shit, brah? add in some phone-home code.
ddahlke @dawleywood & I just formed a Jenga Team named “The tender wood handlers” to challenge “The pullout masters” @lopp & @mikestable
Reports coming in from Oakland of police covering up their names and badge numbers with tape to prevent being identified for brutality.
I’m too fucking busy and vice versa.
ncpolicelogs When “keeping it real” goes wrong: http://t.co/C6Jw2anf
DEVOPS_BORAT If any of unit test you have is not fit in single tweet, you are do it wrong.
ncpolicelogs Durham Police are seeking help catching “The American Tobacco Trail Flasher” http://t.co/l2GlctRq