nathanmarz More important than establishing rules and processes is determining how those rules will be removed when they become irrelevant
@danlowe Yes, I made this yesterday. Also, check out /r/slowcooking. http://t.co/KT0OqdFQQo
@ameir I have no iPhone so I’m going to get all my news from http://t.co/tNNTADzHLe
Crowdsourcing Gone Wrong: Rise of the Dyslexics. http://t.co/XOd7Hq9WtW
@drewpotential You’re confusing Anarchism w/ Libertarianism; they do overlap a bit but have fundamental differences. http://t.co/0IFPsKgpWP
@hoorayimhelping bro, nut up and learn to appreciate a good fight. You’re posting whiny complaints without any juicy details.
“The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.” - Tacitus, The Annals of Imperial Rome
@rjurney Also, Bitcoin.
@alexwcarl @kacyf It is already illegal to imbible alcohol while carrying a concealed firearm. The proposed legislation doesn’t change that.
@BigM5678 @Dawn_Kopecki @TheStalwart Bitcoin is an evolving protocol; these issues are being addressed as the network & economy matures.
Woman driving in front of me during my commute home was so into her music that she was clapping gospel style. ಠ_à²
RT @ErikVoorhees: PayPal president is fascinated by Bitcoin, says company is ‘thinking about’ including the virtual currency http://t.co/Hp…
The more hindsight we gain, the more the “great Bitcoin crash” of 2013 looks like a mere correction. http://t.co/7DhHLth0LI
@danlowe Keep describing your dinner. I’m salivating.
ncpolicelogs West coast guest post: Santa Cruz police confiscate 2.5 lb, 4 ft long joint at 4/20 celebration. #CaliforniaProblems http://t.co/aPuF2d9OiA
.@MarsOneProject opened their application process & they want a $38 registration fee. After the failed Reddit AMA my scam sense is tingling.
@pig_poetry Is this some kind of metaphor for a food baby you’re preparing to have?
@SenRandPaul You don’t believe anyone from primarily Islamic countries should be allowed to immigrate to the US? That’s shameful.
@durhammag FYI, the Bayou Festival was shameful and most attendees are demanding a refund. Organizers bungled every aspect of the festival.
I’ve never attended a shitty food / drink festival. Well, before @BayouFestivalTo yesterday in Durham.
evanbooth Don’t care for full-body scanners in airports? The TSA is now soliciting your thoughts on the subject: http://t.co/VsYR2wx5Id
@DavidGrann @johnjoseph I think you mean *would have been* http://t.co/xw4koly3u5
@flyosity @hoorayimhelping @JuddLegum I got my FFL in the mail this week; suck it, background checks!
@mark_a_phelps He’s unfuckwittable
@publiceyestl @julien There are a number of reasons; IMO it’s primarily because we’ve seen that they’re ineffective. http://t.co/LlTya2hOZo
@pmccall777 @drewpotential Those would be chevrons.
BigDataBorat Unicorn, Data Scientist and Santa Claus walk in bar. Bartender turn at Santa Claus and say “I must be hallucinate!”
Just bought my first album in a looooooong time - “Indicud” by Kid Cudi. Pretty sweet that he offers vinyl. https://t.co/O3zTkKO7Et
@takeadrank What’s your point? That he shouldn’t have been able to bring a firearm to the infield? That it would have prevented his suicide?
The fundamentals of Bitcoin are still sound. The community is rallying; the free market shall prevail. http://t.co/ICEIDikSYV
@drewpotential @pmccall777 The money’s in franchising.
Just found a banana I stuffed in my backpack a month ago. Though since my backpack is my gym bag, it actually improved the smell.
Bitcoin is not for the weak of heart. http://t.co/xCWLhFJOyg
@danlowe Writing a post-death letter to your loved ones is tough. Writing a snarky auto-responder is easy.
Also, we walked everywhere because taxis are a $5 initial fee plus $4 per mile in Boston. WAT
Despite all the walking, I gained a pound a day in Boston. Doubt it had anything to do with all the shellfish, fried seafood, or beer.
@MichaelCasp Repeat until success or death.
If you have to wear an ID badge for your job, your job is likely either terrible or awesome. Probably terrible.
@jefft Probably not, since libraries are a pre-Internet age knowledge store.
MIT’s campus may very well surpass NCSU’s for architectural dreariness.
jonmatonis Bitcoin donations returned by the EFF would now be ~equal to their total corporate and individual donations for 2010 https://t.co/QRVGjUN9ux
If you give an hour long tech talk and there are no questions asked at the end, you were either terrible or awesome. Probably terrible.
Thanks @ddahlke for drinking the $5 bottle of water in our hotel room that got charged to my tab.
lornahermin According to @posco Justin Bieber is responsible for skewing map/reduce functions at Twitter :) #BigDataTechCon
@BrontoCaroline The dessert tray was in a different room. http://t.co/UbXjKiRZIr
#BigDataTechCon has the best catered lunches of any conference I’ve attended. Four star quality eats!
jonmatonis Every 10 min, approx. $3-5 million worth of private #bitcoin transactions are processed by the free market. Thanks for the data, @blockchain
@hoorayimhelping @flyosity Kind of - the sheer number of gun owners makes events such as these inevitable because humans make mistakes.
Kudos to Mike Stonebraker for giving a keynote about how Hadoop is destined to fail because it’s only good at embarrassingly parallel probs.
BigDataTechCon “Column stores are going to win” - Dr. Michael Stonebraker at #BigDataTechCon. #bigdata http://t.co/KSmUcbhkAP
@pmccall777 Without getting too graphic, this Dude was not a friend and he was pretty gross.
Turns out Dude had the right idea. Mass exodus from that talk while the speaker fiddled with Eclipse settings trying to get demo working.
Dude sitting next to us at this tech conference nodded off and started snoring so loudly the whole room could hear. #awkward
8 days after reaching the $100 mark, the exchange rate for 1 Bitcoin has surpassed $200. It could be a bubble, but it could be a snowball…
“You can tell it’s handmade because the quality is shit.”- @ddahlke
@whosthedoss Nice! Now what’s the TL;DR of your summary in 140 characters or less?
@johnjoseph Um, it’s saying that Marijuana is decriminalized in NC. That leads me to question the article as a whole…
@hoorayimhelping I guess you could say it’s a Big Mac
TIL most of my Reddit karma is from /r/JusticePorn while I have negative karma in /r/programming - http://t.co/J3onO4Expq
First adult web site has announced that they now accept Bitcoin. Trifecta of drugs, gambling, and porn is complete - legitimacy confirmed.
Million dollar idea: an alcoholic aloe vera drink.
The Internet continues to be an unstoppable force in the quest for truth. http://t.co/WV738ehQxe
@hoorayimhelping Did you do your due diligence researching your neighbors this time?
@pmccall777 @flyosity “Neither proms are financed by or allowed to take place at Wilcox County High School.” I’m going to say it’s legal.
@drewpotential Who doesn’t love automagic?!?!
American Tobacco touts their cross-contamination-proof touchless soap & towel dispensers, neglected to install touchless faucets & doors…
Reddit: where an 18-year-old exotic dancer / aspiring mathematician can get sound personal finance advice for free. http://t.co/fbrigR69cr
@Jeremy_DeGroot Moving is cowardly; I posit that we can come up with some more effective alternatives.
@nicholascordell This has the potential to be an excellent livetweeting session. Keep it up!
@flyosity Subscriber to /r/bitcoin and you’ll learn a thing or two. Just ignore the circlejerk threads.
@flyosity Does this mean that you care?
@mark_a_phelps Here you go: it dropped back to $130 but is rising again. http://t.co/rHmbmoaU2G
@mark_a_phelps Let yourself know. http://t.co/3l9gMJIxdE
@mark_a_phelps Disregard everyone, acquire Bitcoins.
@hortonworks My pleasure; ever since someone pointed one out to me years ago I can’t help but do a mental doublecheck each time I see them!
If you use imagery of gears for an engineering blog, make sure it’s not mechanically impossible for them to turn. http://t.co/J3Fxlut2jS
I used to be proud of the code I wrote, but now I know that future me is going to see it someday and think that current me is a n00b.
@MichaelCasp My friend says yes.
@flyosity Spent most of last week in the 90s with a pullback to 80 that only lasted a matter of hours.
The Bitcoin exchange rate has busted through the psychological barrier of $100 per coin. No joke. :-)
@knucklesandwich How will we enjoy the best day to be on the Internet if we can’t share the hilarity?!?!?