U-N-C! U-N-C! U-N-C! http://t.co/eSV9tpH
mikestable “Ramya made a big mess” she said as she put a spoonful of yogurt down her diaper
@Bitterjojo Damn, that’s bitter.
@ddahlke but think of all the other savings!
@MichaelCasp post photos of you in a preggo suit on facebook; i’ll “like” the shit out of them.
@jefft my god, you may have just discovered the existence of faster-than-realtime-concurrency problems. Shall we call it The Turner Theorem?
One of the great aspects of mashups is the explosion of new musical genres. Welcome “Country Dub Hop” to the scene! http://t.co/Ie4h8s2
is faster than realtime
@ameir you duped it enough yourself, brah
@pmccall777 @flyosity yeah, but it’s the WRONG opinion!
@jefft @flyosity govt uses private contractors for USPS / DMV / etc; might as well for weather if it’s more accurate & cost effective
@flyosity did you read the article? they make good points that it’s a waste of taxpayer resources b/c private companies are more accurate
why ride out a hardly-hurricane with milk & bread when you can get wine & hot pockets instead?
sorry, @spotify, but I won’t be using your service until your linux client allows me to log in. http://t.co/aSAO9oE
I was going to post a classic example of terrible “enterprise Java,” but I couldn’t even fit the function name into a single tweet.
If you ain’t bein’ hated on, you ain’t doin’ shit.
So long Steve, welcome back Weezy! The Carter 4 #leaked
willrolls Grammar in the workplace:
It’s the difference between a company that knows its shit, and one that knows it’s shit.
Lisa0xf by being logged into fb, and visiting any OTHER page with a like button, fb gets a record of you visiting that page. http://t.co/tgiMZGZ
Apparently my water bill is a month overdue… even though it’s the City of Durham’s responsibility to draft it from my checking account…
TZM sounds familiar: “The monetary system continues to operate with the interest of short term gain at the expense of long term destruction”
The Zeitgeist Movement Orientation Presentation - most enlightening video I’ve seen in a long time. http://t.co/k5KTlcw
If it didn’t make crap fall from the ceiling onto our heads @bronto, it wasn’t a real earthquake.
RT @Bitterjojo The only thing scarier than a single girl with cats is a single guy with cats. /cc @dawleywood
ncpolicelogs Investigators say that a High Point police officer was looking at his laptop right before he crashed Saturday afternoon. http://t.co/lJSILkh
mattmeis That’s like being the smartest kid w/ Downs Syndrome RT @danaruth09 Photohunt champion of iowa with katie g http://t.co/ZP76Lg6
@rands should I be noticing the period outside of those quotation marks?
Neil deGrasse Tyson for President. “[cutting scientific funding] is mortgaging the actual future of this nation” http://t.co/zn6rWmQ
I’m generally not a fan of going to the orchestra, but I would totally pay for tickets to http://t.co/3xHXtZL
The Greatest Movie Ever Sold is a brilliant piece of trollwork. http://t.co/SOzV6e7
rands An illuminated, street-legal light cycle: http://t.co/SRKjy0w
@mikestable you should have texted them, brah
there’s a cure for cancer in here somewhere… http://t.co/L9SZMGv
OMG new @bronto caffeine delivery system thanks to suzanne! http://t.co/ZYfMZ8d
getting tired of playing the part of “neighborhood dog catcher” - how unhelpful is it that animal control only works 8 to 5?
RT @Bitterjojo: You might look really happy, but you’re probably just dumb.
could enveloping your co-workers in noxious fumes be considered harassment?
ncpolicelogs Michael Dorman, 33, an alleged prostitute-murdering-necrophiliac, may be set free b/c victim’s remains were cremated. http://t.co/XXvishz
AnonyOps ABC is providing a live aerial view http://t.co/jqx35sc #opBartLive
AnonyOps Care to listen to the BART radio, live audio feed? Here: http://t.co/mm7IL8d #OpBART
@ameir Scumbag Pig throws compiler error for accessing nonexistent array element, should be runtime error b/c array is dynamically generated
Some might call watching dozens of crash videos sick or morbid… I call it research. http://t.co/T0MdNXe
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. There are some things that should NOT integrate with twitter. http://t.co/C6HzeZb via @weatherchannel
if I get pulled while driving my unregistered crotch rocket, at least I’ll have a legit excuse of “the entire DMV computer system was down”
@asymco @emilepetrone Google just spent $12B to buy 24,000+ patents. http://t.co/Gg7c1C7
If you’re a dog owner, you’ll love Wilfred. If you’re not a dog owner, you’ll also love Wilfred. http://t.co/F7oebAW
@jbeardsley the winner is the insanely long lines. they beat me.
food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks http://t.co/CLPDR6w
bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips
what’s more fun than a motorcycle? TWO motorcycles! http://t.co/dOwjMXs
@jefft the trailer is full of precious ramps
transporting some precious cargo from charlotte http://t.co/P6yfgbp
people must be in a hurry today http://twitpic.com/64y1vb
pics or it didn’t happen, eh @knucklesandwich ? http://twitpic.com/64uucl
just saw what happens when a dump truck runs into a house at 40 mph
I can finally scratch “get fined by a fire marshal” off my bucket list
from a purely technical standpoint there is nothing “wrong” with peeing in the shower.
RT @Bitterjojo: It’s 2011. Have we not found a way to combine eating, drinking and sleeping into one awesome activity?
“honey, have you seen the paper towels?” “yes, they’re behind the shotgun.”
the problem with writing software is http://t.co/dmEeP6m
the problem with writing software is that users are idiots
the most important @bronto office renovation is coming up soon… http://twitpic.com/63ilb6
I think I know how to solve all the world’s problems, but I don’t think I have enough ammo.
@hoorayimhelping hey a new bar opens tonight by Fullsteam and sounds like a perfect fit for you - http://t.co/FRiGqvf
In the 1980s it was promised that computers would make workers so productive that we only needed a four day work week. http://t.co/0vK1zIc
@mikestable I thought it’s more expensive because it makes you feel all warm and snuggly inside for buying local
zomg this fellow has combined my two favorite hobbies http://t.co/L4Dc8v7
perfect night for a ball game http://twitpic.com/61jlj3
debt is the slavery of the 21st century
My favorite part about streaming movies via Amazon Instant is when they start off with “presented by Netflix”
Falling Skies is the new The Walking Dead
TuckerMax I can’t be the only one sending congratulations to Amy Winehouse for making it through her first week of sobriety
@flyosity your Reddit lag time is increasing, brah
leave it to me to get interested in buying one of the rarest motorcycles in current production (they’re all in the UK). http://t.co/Qo49Ra5