A high FICO score can get you two things: a lower interest rate on a mortgage and enough debt to earn you a low FICO score.
@republicwrless You should use a higher-end ESP than QuestionPro… like, for example, @bronto :-)
@flyosity Here you go; better get overnight shipping. http://t.co/LjNK69E4
@flyosity Congrats; don’t forget to RTFM.
@sweetlydrifting I’m saying you don’t need it! Also, “imperfections” are, in my opinion, what makes each of us unique.
Makeup detracts from a woman’s natural beauty.
This Barnes & Noble has 1/2 a row of science books & 2 rows of inspirational christian books. At least they have @neiltyson’s latest book.
Even drug dealers know that the metric system is superior.
“I fear that the mechanics & metrics on which our educational system is focusing has caused educators to lose their passion.” - @neiltyson
“Constellations aren’t real; they’re just the result of ancient opium-smoking guys drawing lines in the sky.” - @neiltyson
“The problem is not scientifically illiterate politicians, it’s the scientifically illiterate public who keep voting for them.” -@neiltyson
“The Universe wants to kill you.” - @neiltyson
@hoorayimhelping HA, but it’s too easy now that there’s simply /r/reactiongifs
hoorayimhelping It appears that every hip software company has at least one guy who has an endless collection of animated gifs.
@republicwrless Just pointing out that the plaintext version of the email had an errant template variable displaying: ${custom2}
@republicwrless It’s not good practice to send out emails with a reply-to address that is invalid. :-/
michaellarabel @Nedanfor steam is coming to Linux…
@pmccall777 @guntherjh TL;DR Fuck the haters.
@pig_poetry Oppression makes citizens respect authority… OR ELSE.
“Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.” - Einstein
Why do newspaper carriers bother to wrap the paper in a plastic that’s completely ineffective at keeping the paper dry when it rains?
KenJennings I just yelled to my wife “Honey are yogurt lids recyclable?” & my youth ended & all my Ramones t-shirts faded away as if they had never been
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” - General James Mattis
@jhertzberg Good to see you as well! We’re going to be working on finishing off these Fullsteam kegs from the party for a while…
neiltyson Saw Jim Cameron’s Titanic on April 15th. This time around, delirious Rose on the wooden plank did indeed see the correct sky.
VeryShortStory I took home each stray dog I found. We bonded and became a family. Fifty dogs later, the emptiness subsided and I forgot all about Sheila.
Is it inappropriate to tell a recruiter that you hate their company with a fucking passion?
raulfraile XD RT @rasmus: All clear for http://t.co/OwHDCHaT - you can all get back to looking up your needle/haystack params order #php
I’ve been interrogating my dog for several hours now, but he REFUSES to tell me who the good boy is.
@hoorayimhelping I only go there when I need to buy a 24k gold Monster cable.
You can learn a lot about a paranoid person simply by following them around.
There’s no such thing as “fighting dirty” in the real world.
juliussharpe I respect the hell out of anyone who doesn’t say hi to me.
@Jeremy_DeGroot nope, only counting 401K, IRA, & savings account contributions.
Sometimes I see people with twice my salary post their monthly budgets on personal finance forums and they save a quarter of what I do. ಠ_à²
TIL there is an organic mattress store in Durham. If you use a mattress for long enough, doesn’t it become mostly organic?
Dick Clark may be dead but he’s not gone. We have the technology… to bring him back in hologram form for NYE 2013.
Using a high level programming language to read and write data at the byte level: ಠ_à²
@mikestable Well, it’s Durham and our oppressive nation still restricts the rights of young people to carry firearms for self defense.
ameir How to reproduce any bug:
1) Show app to someone you’re trying to impress.
2) Watch as app crashes.
rands Just totally saw the Bill of Rights. So in case you were wondering, it’s still there.
Finally got around to reading “The Flinch” by @Julien Smith. Most motivational authors spew BS, but he’s brutally honest. Respect.
“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector… and miss.” -Robert Heinlein
Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
When looking for a new beer to try, a good rule of thumb is to buy one that’s nearly sold out.
Hooray! @republicwrless is re-opening their beta soon! http://t.co/xKZiNAng
ethanschoonover I will buy Google Glasses the *instant* that it supports an ad-blocker plugin for REAL WORLD ADS I HAVE TO SEE.
Great turnout for the #triHUG talk about Watson from IBM http://t.co/JpHpSmAy
@knucklesandwich Yes. The Walking Dead features the Gerber Gator Pro which is a gimmick replica of the Woodsman’s Pal. http://t.co/TvEgiYGS
@knucklesandwich @uncrate Spend $10 more and get a proven high quality blade: http://t.co/6Z1X1lLm
Scaling a web application is like “replacing all the components of a car while driving it at 100 MPH†http://t.co/p8ocXTdY
“How much do you have to fucking hate black people that you’d vote for a Morman?” - Daniel Tosh
JoelSutherland It’s Time to Accept the Existence of a Social Media Bubble - Technology - The Atlantic Wire http://t.co/EdDpUtgA
Hell for an Engineer is trying to follow outdated documentation for an obscure procedure.
julien The young and old are at war in America http://t.co/733Atk2V
Worst things to do with bloody knuckles: punching, hand washing, donning / removing gloves, digging into pockets for change, giving dap.
ncpolicelogs Reports state that someone at 4304 Pope Road in Durham called Chapel Hill PD Sunday to let them know that he does not respect the police.
Before hanging out in @ddahlke’s new ‘hood, I never had a stranger ask to hitch a ride on my motorcycle.
JPBarlow Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations. - George Orwell
@ameir I think they prefer the term “militant atheists”
gaggingtowards I just saw a Wendy’s with “He is risen” written on the sign. Zombie Dave Thomas!!
ncpolicelogs Someone stole @fullsteam brewery’s $3,000 double-barrel pig smoker. http://t.co/rb07y48r
@ameir It’s called social lubricant!
My face when a web appplication company emails me my password: ಠ_à²
pmccall777 @lopp in an ironic twist, he’ll be rundown by one of Google’s driverless vehicles.
It’s only a matter of time until the first person is killed due to being distracted by Google’s reality augmentation glasses.
I really wish there was a way for me to make money by betting against meteorologists.
covati On credit card forms the expiration date needs to have month numbers. That’s what it is on the card. It’s that simple.
enf The thing about being a programmer is that it leads you to believe you can improve the world cheaply, easily, experimentally, & by yourself
ncpolicelogs Morganton man on mobile meth lab moped makes mismatched escape attempt. http://t.co/qWBgv4sS
@drewpotential If they’re testing for “intelligence,” they must have missed all the studies that concluded that IQ is based upon environment
sethcochran Was it the right move for @PPact to turn down $500k from @TuckerMax ? http://t.co/Q8lqsGV2
ncpolicelogs This cop: http://t.co/7vOIgRSY deserves to be this cop: http://t.co/dexYjOMC
@ameir Time to bring in the robots!
aalear I know a great UDP joke but you might not get it.
Isn’t it quite endearing when you see an old person sign their Facebook message to you? Sincerely Yours, Jameson.
YIL via @mikeroweworks that camel toes are extremely ticklish.
TheBikingBrewer The crowd liked my Rum Raisin Imperial Wheat w/ Black Walnut much more than I expected. First place yesterday at @BrewDurhamFest!
@jefft Yep, it’s too buggy and is missing a number of necessary features
The “Draw Something” app is a prime example of “great idea meets shitty implementation.”