@drewpotential yeah, but like the first reply states, these stories are fairly common. For ex: http://t.co/wBTKoBzF & http://t.co/FPzv0uet
@drewpotential heh, boingboing got that from the tumblr post who probably got it from reddit… http://t.co/hGBWQkNh
I should probably stop accumulating bruises at a faster rate than they can heal.
ameir Find yourself wanting to ask “did you see that ludicrous display last night?” Now you can. Download http://t.co/YAmpVfwR and make Moss proud
I don’t think the random guys who ask me to do burnouts understand that they’re asking me to burn my money for their entertainment.
@ameir Did you have to pay off a squatter to get http://t.co/sjccHoA0?
@julien I don’t know if you ride motorcycles, but thought you’d enjoy this article about The Flinch: http://t.co/YKwmCwLh
In DevOps, flapping is not just for the birds.
nathanmarz Some developers, when faced with a problem, say “I know, I’ll use a chaos monkey!” And then,
ncpolicelogs A Salisbury woman smelled BBQ & when she went to investigate she found her son-in-law peeping into her bedroom window. http://t.co/bfxTtZxY
ncpolicelogs Last year a NC man with no criminal record held up a bank for $1 so that he could receive health care in prison. http://t.co/Hf1UuPnq
TIL that my motorcycle doesn’t output enough juice to jump start my truck. :-|
SSD prices dropping like crazy in the past month; I’ve seen as low as $0.70 / GB. Definitely my fav computer upgrade of the past few years.
Distributed computing + cutting edge astrophysics = pure awesome. http://t.co/6dockpNa
So far today I: got habanero capsaicin in my eye, discovered my local ABC store closed, & found a nail in my motorcycle tire. :-|
Do you want to invest in “The Cloud” because it’s a neat buzzword? There’s an ETF for that. http://t.co/chewCbfB
War for religion, war for for empire, war for freedom, war for resources. What will we fight about next?
KenJennings True, your mom is only $5 & WAY bigger MT @ZachLambertski Almost bought yr book but wasn’t ready to plunk down $15 on a couple hundred pages
@ameir You should show up and ask how much admission is.
@pmccall777 @UNCTV It’s a darn shame you didn’t have a helmet cam to capture more details :-P
Great rule of thumb for healthy eating: don’t ingest foods made in places where employees are required to wear a surgical cap.
DRUNKHULK DRUNK HULK PUT GAYS BEHIND 100 MILE ELECTRIC FENCE! IF IT MEANT PROTECT THEM FROM BULLY WHO HIDE BEHIND RELIGION!
“Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.” - James Bovard
@geotie2323 Still going strong, I see… how long do you think you can keep it up?
@geotie2323 Welcome to The Internet, we hope you enjoy your stay.
smashingmag We removed FB buttons and traffic from Facebook increased. Reason: instead of “liking” articles, readers share it on their timeleine.
@rands Weather prediction is a joke, especially for summer storms in NC. Every day is forecast as 50% chance of rain b/c they have no clue.
dave_revell Just open sourced: @urbanairship’s HBase 0.90 client wrapper for measuring latency/throughput and finding bottlenecks https://t.co/sTX1toZo
The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea. #ChuckNorrisFacts
@Jeremy_DeGroot @flyosity All I’m saying is that in a real fight, there are no rules. Thus the rules of Karate fly out the window.
@flyosity @jeremy_degroot Also, Seagal seems to be a bigger gun enthusiast than Norris. http://t.co/cmux3q8i
@Jeremy_DeGroot Seagal is a 7th degree black belt in Aikido & trains MMA fighters. Norris is good within the confines of Karate.
If Chuck Norris fought Steven Seagal, who would win? My money’s on Steven.
@ddahlke What has broccoli ever done to you?
“As we expand the area of our knowledge, so expands the perimeter of our ignorance.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bitterjojo I just heard Facebook’s stock will go up if you stop posting pictures of your meals and your babies.
@knucklesandwich I heard it might even pop, lock, AND drop!
@knucklesandwich Now wait for the drop!
The lack of a ‘pop’ in today’s Facebook IPO indicates that the market deems it appropriately valued, which is a nice change for tech IPOs.
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history.” ~Mitch Ratcliffe
@knucklesandwich @uncrate You’re gonna want a sling for that thar 12 gauge
RT @ameir: My wife’s laptop got stolen at the airport because TSA took her to another room to search her and left her bags out in the op …
rands When you say “Friendly reminder,” I hear “I will mess you up if you miss this deadline.”
The difference between a good engineer and a great engineer is that the latter wields a word processor as well as they do a compiler.
DEVOPS_BORAT Big Data Analytic is show 80% of devops are on probation for technical debt.
@CrowChick Salary ranges are seniority agnostic unless job title is denoted by experience level. Thus the low end should be ‘early career.’
@CrowChick @wesbos @KomejoDev Taking into account the variance for Raleigh, I believe their starting salary is $64k
Those “you deserve to earn more money” signs tickle my innards. If you deserve more money, you WILL earn it. If you don’t, you won’t.
ncpolicelogs The dog that sired N.C. State University mascot Tuffy has been euthanized after he was poisoned with antifreeze. http://t.co/MKZyoNDw
“Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error.” -Linus Pauling
@mattmeis That’s the one!
@mattmeis Throwback reference to that crazy health teacher in high school?
adamrawlings The children are safe & sound: http://t.co/CTXwKPEo
@mark_a_phelps This morning I ate eggs out of a shoe with a comb. #blackbooks
@colopy How long are you going to continue patting yourself on the back? :-P
@CarrieNyden @adamrawlings that’s tempting but I fear a revolt on the scale of http://t.co/Mu1W3vwQ
ncpolicelogs Shit happens. http://t.co/9WKYguqD
Spent a few hours cursing my new motherboard for not POSTing until I realized the heat sink I installed was so heavy it unseated the CPU :-|
@nathanmarz I’m going to say yes, especially in the cranial area.
Yesterday I learned that new ATX motherboards no longer include PATA connectors as a standard option. Oops.
Biodegradable packing peanuts: they melt in your dog’s mouth, not in your hands.
TheBikingBrewer Note correlation of NC breweries w/ communities that voted yesterday against discrimination. More beer=More progressive http://t.co/X37J1pvD
@ddahlke Really. We just happen to live in a bubble.
juliussharpe On the bright side of this North Carolina vote, I don’t think anyone was planning their dream gay wedding in Durham.
One of the major downsides of a democratic system is tyranny of the majority. Thankfully we have the Supreme Court. http://t.co/QiYPOXyh
@michaelbrooks The real shame is that it probably WOULD be better if it were in God’s hands. :-|
Oatmeal It’s such a beautiful spring day outside. I think I’ll sit indoors and pound the F5 key looking at shit that doesn’t matter.
colopy Seeking all-star VP of Engineering to lead multiple teams doing amazing things. https://t.co/5j7iC9Aq
neiltyson My Father’s history with the 1960s Civil Rights Miovement compels me to share this time-sensitive video http://t.co/RpafWfO8
@ameir If the post is not in /r/deadpets, tell them to GTFO and stick to /r/deadpets. If you’re reading /r/deadpets, you’ve got issues.
@TheBikingBrewer Figured you might be interested in this http://t.co/mLQCFtMP
@seanmcnichol Y HELO THAR!
The Avengers is a cinematic masterpiece. Also, you have to stay until after the credits finish.
juliussharpe Your Internet ad gave me 30 seconds to think how I hate and resent your company for making me wait to watch YouTube.
@ameir Rain is good for our agricultural industry which is good for keeping you alive…
If money doesn’t make you happy, you aren’t spending it correctly. http://t.co/ezR8LA5S
That was the first and last time I ever ride a motorcycle while wearing an athletic supporter.
ncpolicelogs A citizen in eastern NC snapped a photo of a state trooper pulling over a Krispy Kreme truck. http://t.co/7O9SAFbn
ncpolicelogs An amazing account of 2 Camp Lejeune Marines who walked in on burglars & were nearly executed. Don’t mess with Marines. http://t.co/wQWVwVla
ncpolicelogs Durham 911 is out of service this morning; call 919-560-4600 or 0118-999-881-999-119-7253 if you’re being shot at. http://t.co/GkvzIbYG
@Jeremy_DeGroot I would have gone with a string myself.
@emilepetrone You need to get this listed on there: http://t.co/OXkb5jeC