@hoorayimhelping Ease off the coke, mate.
@hoorayimhelping I love that game!
@pig_poetry @mark_a_phelps STOP READING MY SCREEN!
@mark_a_phelps More cocky than ballsy, I’d say.
@pmccall777 Are you sure you don’t accidentally have YouTube captions enabled? I didn’t see any.
Harlem residents react to the “Harlem Shake” meme. http://t.co/iQJjrO7Ip2
@pmccall777 IDK, I’m feeling much more secure now!
Homeland Security has seized TechCrunch founder’s boat because he wouldn’t lie about the purchase price. http://t.co/wJhfS0rrNq