The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

March 18th, 2009 - so accurate it hurts to read. FYI, I’m sure Micheal Lopp and I are related, I just don’t know how closely.

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I didn’t know that
whipped cream could go bad… why does it taste like peppermint?

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@goddamndave - mad props for use of an archaic adverb. i was teased in middle school once by the illiterate sonsofbitches for saying mayhaps

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