just raised vast sums of money in the first round of funding for my Device That Allows You to Stab People in the Face Over the Internetâ„¢
Step 1: log in to facebook. Step 2: post the question: “How is babby formed?” Step 3: enjoy facebook easter egg!
understands live tweeting an event b/c it makes you feel like a journalist, but when it’s out of context you’re just shitting in my stream
@ameir what’s starting? another apple twitjizzfest?
@covati i read your every tweet, bud
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag, holding a cross, sitting in a lawn chair, and eating a KFC Double Down.