The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

December 13th, 2012

kheimerl “Ahem, uh. Some users would take to drawing penises.”

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The birth rate is too high and the death rate is too low. No worries though; this will correct itself as resource scarcity increases.

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@Lisa0xf Maybe they think that will make AAA get there twice as fast.

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I really don’t understand why so many people put AAA bumper stickers on their cars; it’s not exactly a prestigious club.

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At this point, that political sign in your yard just says “I’m a dick.”

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