The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

April 9th, 2013

lornahermin According to @posco Justin Bieber is responsible for skewing map/reduce functions at Twitter :) #BigDataTechCon

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:31 PM, Apr 9th, 2013 via twicca)

#BigDataTechCon has the best catered lunches of any conference I’ve attended. Four star quality eats!

via web

jonmatonis Every 10 min, approx. $3-5 million worth of private #bitcoin transactions are processed by the free market. Thanks for the data, @blockchain

via web (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Apr 9th, 2013 via web)

@hoorayimhelping @flyosity Kind of - the sheer number of gun owners makes events such as these inevitable because humans make mistakes.

via web in reply to hoorayimhelping

Kudos to Mike Stonebraker for giving a keynote about how Hadoop is destined to fail because it’s only good at embarrassingly parallel probs.

via web

BigDataTechCon “Column stores are going to win” - Dr. Michael Stonebraker at #BigDataTechCon. #bigdata

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Apr 9th, 2013 via web)

@pmccall777 Without getting too graphic, this Dude was not a friend and he was pretty gross.

via web in reply to pmccall777

Turns out Dude had the right idea. Mass exodus from that talk while the speaker fiddled with Eclipse settings trying to get demo working.

via web

Dude sitting next to us at this tech conference nodded off and started snoring so loudly the whole room could hear. #awkward

via twicca

8 days after reaching the $100 mark, the exchange rate for 1 Bitcoin has surpassed $200. It could be a bubble, but it could be a snowball…

via web