The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

June 23rd, 2009

commander Riker has The Perfect Beardâ„¢

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Lakewood YMCA is closing in august for a YEAR of renovations… where the $&%@ am i going to play racquetball?

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apparently the half bro of eve carson’s murderer is now in jail for two murders himself, and he was jailed for refusing to testify about eve

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@covati: the only man-made beverages I consume are those with alcohol, coffee, and the occasional sweet tea

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I have no problem with Jesus / Mohammed / Xenu. Historically speaking, they sound like swell guys. It’s their fan clubs that I don’t like.

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time management FAIL http://idek.net/GLe - might as well ban spray paint to prevent people from huffing it?

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just got an email from an EPA employee; apparently they want to buy my excess java moss!

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quite interested to know how twitux, a nearly featureless twitter client, manages to use 450MB of RAM if I leave it running for a few weeks

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@michaelbrooks: shit. shit? SHIT!

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I can tell you why /
People die alone /
I can tell you why /
The shadow on the sun

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i don’t trust those single nozzle gas pumps. i bet they went for simplicity and thus when i buy premium i get a hose length of regular first

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