The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

January 1st, 2011

This year I resolve to increase the length AND girth of my e-penis by pointing out everyone who is wrong on the Internet. Also, The Game.

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ConanOBrien In 2011, the first digit equals the sum of the last two. This hasn’t occurred since… 2002. Sorry, I thought I was on to something.

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I’ll be keeping my 2011 resolution at 1280 x 800, but only because it won’t go any higher

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planning a cross-country motorcycle trip for summer. going to head up the east coast, cross to west coast, go south, then cross back.

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started off the new year by calling the cops at 7 AM

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