The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

January 24th, 2011

They need to hurry up and make Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder. It will feature Forrest Gump Junior who ends up averting the 2012 apocalypse.

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not ironic, just retarded: market value of my house drops 20k, insurance company says i need to raise my coverage by 20k.

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counted 99 problems; they’re all bitches.

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