dawleywood More Jobs lost under Obama’s watch
SiriLogs “Siri, make me a sandwich”
“Fuck off”
“Siri, sudo make me a sandwich”
“Don’t let the pink fool you, asshole.”
@flyosity Oh, you mean what Google Translate has been doing for 6 months?
DRUNKHULK TWO BEER EMERGE FROM FRIDGE! AND DRUNK HULK! DRUNK HULK TAKE LESS FROSTY ONE! AND THAT MAKE ALL DIFFERENCE!
michaelkbusch Truly outrageous that 99% of the cookies are consumed by 1% of the monsters on PBS. #occupysesamestreet
@Jeremy_DeGroot The Iron Butt Bun Burner (1500+ miles in 36 hours)
My plans for this weekend: http://t.co/p7LwrAPM
In the real world, winners know when to quit. Don’t fall victim to the sunk cost fallacy.
@seanmcnichol I, personally, would choose the Galaxy S II. http://t.co/HKCJB6wY