At this rate, Breaking Bad may very well surpass The Wire for Best TV Show of All Timeâ„¢
@ericboggs damn, I’m going to call and ask for a blowjob
@Jeremy_DeGroot SHHHH I was leaving those as a surprise in case someone tries any funny business.
Nobody break into my house for the next few days - the system board for the alarm controller melted down.
GPS logged google map of my Iron Butt ride over the weekend: http://t.co/UYsRECqo
@flyosity I think you mean can’t TOUCH type - he types just fine!
@ameir Nice. Karma thievery is a sincere form of flattery.