In 100% of all fake-gun-related shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.
RT @Bitterjojo: Those glove shoes are a great way to identify assholes at the gym.
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@jefft @pmccall777 buzz buzz buzz. When I was a kid, we had mobile social local contests called RIDING BIKES AROUND.
@qwertying @adamrawlings some people marry non-humans
ncpolicelogs You need a place to store your bong. Do you choose D) the glove box where you also keep your registration? http://t.co/e1SapUX3
The smiling face of an oblivious cager is the last thing many motorcyclists ever see.