The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

October 18th, 2011

In 100% of all fake-gun-related shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.

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Bitterjojo Those glove shoes are a great way to identify assholes at the gym.

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Oct 18th, 2011 via web)

H_Salamanca GDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGINGDINGDINGDING http://t.co/wY9UMZUF

via Twitpic (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Oct 18th, 2011 via web)

@jefft @pmccall777 buzz buzz buzz. When I was a kid, we had mobile social local contests called RIDING BIKES AROUND.

via web in reply to jefft

@qwertying @adamrawlings some people marry non-humans

via web in reply to qwertying

ncpolicelogs You need a place to store your bong. Do you choose D) the glove box where you also keep your registration? http://t.co/e1SapUX3

via web (retweeted on 8:46 AM, Oct 18th, 2011 via web)

The smiling face of an oblivious cager is the last thing many motorcyclists ever see.

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