dave_revell Just open sourced: @urbanairship’s HBase 0.90 client wrapper for measuring latency/throughput and finding bottlenecks https://t.co/sTX1toZo
The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea. #ChuckNorrisFacts
@Jeremy_DeGroot @flyosity All I’m saying is that in a real fight, there are no rules. Thus the rules of Karate fly out the window.
@flyosity @jeremy_degroot Also, Seagal seems to be a bigger gun enthusiast than Norris. http://t.co/cmux3q8i
@Jeremy_DeGroot Seagal is a 7th degree black belt in Aikido & trains MMA fighters. Norris is good within the confines of Karate.
If Chuck Norris fought Steven Seagal, who would win? My money’s on Steven.