The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

May 21st, 2012

dave_revell Just open sourced: @urbanairship’s HBase 0.90 client wrapper for measuring latency/throughput and finding bottlenecks

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea. #ChuckNorrisFacts

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@Jeremy_DeGroot @flyosity All I’m saying is that in a real fight, there are no rules. Thus the rules of Karate fly out the window.

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@flyosity @jeremy_degroot Also, Seagal seems to be a bigger gun enthusiast than Norris.

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@Jeremy_DeGroot Seagal is a 7th degree black belt in Aikido & trains MMA fighters. Norris is good within the confines of Karate.

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If Chuck Norris fought Steven Seagal, who would win? My money’s on Steven.

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