this concludes the test of the anger broadcast system. if this were not a test, i would continue. i’m actually quite happy thankyouverymuch.
MOST ANNOYED by: retweets, hash tags, direct messages, twibes, twoosh, twitterspeak in general, and of course the @*!#ing fail whale
MOST OFFENDED by: religion in govt/politics, overcomplexity & sluggishness of legal system, US internet infrastructure, DEA, mysql, and duke
@lesliejenna: A twoosh is the sound that Twitter makes every time someone sends a tweet that’s exactly 140 characters long. it’s stupid.
INFURIATED by keith code. @knucklesandwich says you can’t polish a turd, but we have all honed our turd polishing skills down here (twoosh!)
FED UP w/facebook making de-friending so hard. can’t do it via search; have to tab through ‘all friends’ page by page. F U FB. twooooooooosh
PISSED @ rhythmbox - ‘shuffle’ feature my ass; tons of albums on my list haven’t been played in the year I have used it. last.fm radio FTW
@seanmcnichol: booby trap that part of your lawn with mower-destroying objects embedded in the ground
STILL ANGRY: at useless parents. caught teenagers snooping around neighbor’s house; parents were ambivalent. could have ended badly. twoosh.
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people ANGRY and has widely been considered as a bad move.
ANGRY: at meteorologists. 30% chance of rain and not a cloud in 100 miles? grow some balls and commit to a prediction. time to ride. twoosh!
ANGRY: been stuck in this dead end job for 2 years as of today. ha j/k it is YOU who should be angry b/c my job kicks your job’s ass. twoosh
ANGRY: good thing firefox has the ‘resume last session’ feature because it’s locking up every 5 min since i upgraded to jaunty jackalope!
listening to angry music a la deftones, rammstein, rage against the machine
hi kids! the mood of the day is: angry! it all started when that @#&$ school bus driver almost turned me into a red streak on the asphalt…
RIP Duke Nukem Forever http://www.shacknews.com…