i’m the man now, dawg http://idek.net/cV8
just won my 2nd @bronto halloween costume contest as Lt. Commander Data. (yes he had a beard at one point) http://idek.net/cSX
My programming was not designed to process these sensations.
if i stroke it thusly, do i not appear more intellectual?
it is a fine, full, dignified beard… one which commands respect and projects thoughtfulness and dignity.
It is fortunate that I am able to perform my duties without emotional distractions.