@michaelbrooks don’t forget to spread your wit amongst twitter, bookface, AND google+
did you know that September 11 is ‘Patriot Day’ in the US and it was created mainly due to Hallmark? http://t.co/agZey3q
If I buy this, I’ll also need to buy a Colt, a Glock, and a Beretta. Win / win! http://t.co/OMxgZYA
realized I’ve owned the same bottle of cologne for 10 years… and it’s 90% full.