The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

January 18th, 2012

Online dating is simply a subset of online marketing. There are plenty of fools who spray and pray, but theirs is a wasted effort.

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RealityMonster (╯°□°)╯︵ ∀ԀOS

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That awkward moment when you’re standing at a urinal and a complete stranger tries to start a conversation with you.

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ddahlke yay, I got an offer on my house. Lol that they’ve written it such that they get my microwave. I don’t have one.

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Best. Google. Doodle. Ever. http://t.co/s81TQOoo

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