@jefft did you know about http://t.co/xtO2HlPZ
@hoorayimhelping /r/circlejerk
@covati “Cassandra Map/reduce possible with Apache Hadoop” BWAHAHAHAHA
@covati no no no yes no yes maybe maybe
@jbeardsley @jefft thankfully a number of those are temporary tattoos / fake
thebestmonkey What if, when people Googled you, you could feel it?
I have GOT to stop smoking pot.
Scumbag AMEX spams me daily to load funds on prepaid card, won’t let me w/o an account, can’t create account w/o card they haven’t sent. ಠ_à²