@jefft woah does it stream porn at 4G speeds now?
@ameir You must be attempting to build a http://t.co/hnSLfBC0
juliussharpe Cool new feature of iPad 3 - you can smash it over an intruder’s head.
Someone called me pretentious this morning and almost made me spit out my Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino.