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March 5th, 2012

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.” - Aldous Huxley

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VeryShortStory I bought a jaguar today. Not a car, an ACTUAL jaguar. I figure it will impress women more than a car. I got a two seat saddle for it.

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Based upon my thorough analysis of every religious themed painting ever created, God is a never-nude.

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