The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

April 14th, 2012

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector… and miss.” -Robert Heinlein

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Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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When looking for a new beer to try, a good rule of thumb is to buy one that’s nearly sold out.

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