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December 13th, 2010

Shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it to ensure it’s clean. Then, grab it by the butt and jam the mag in.

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bengfarrell A co-worker took his fam to Mellow Mushroom Sunday. O-heard that the driver wasn’t wearing pants

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