@MichaelCasp I found a wench, but she turned on me.
@jefft did you learn that from the kindergartners?
Why climb the corporate ladder when you can just take the elevator?
@lucas_weber @gigq @flyosity well duh, the meltdown was caused by an earthquake / tsunami, which are both Acts of God.
@gigq just think of it as the opportunity of a lifetime. If you survive, it’ll be a great story to tell when you’re an old geezer.