The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

March 16th, 2011

@MichaelCasp I found a wench, but she turned on me.

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@jefft did you learn that from the kindergartners?

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Why climb the corporate ladder when you can just take the elevator?

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@lucas_weber @gigq @flyosity well duh, the meltdown was caused by an earthquake / tsunami, which are both Acts of God.

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@gigq just think of it as the opportunity of a lifetime. If you survive, it’ll be a great story to tell when you’re an old geezer.

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