@pmccall777 Shaking a can of Four Loko with a handful of coins in it will do the trick.
@knucklesandwich @supermarket $55 for 4GB? TROLOLOL
Decided stop describing ignorant drivers who almost kill me. Just bought a helmet-mounted video camera to publicly shame them instead.
baguettaboutit We’ve got deliciousness waiting to happen for you tonight. Try us out at Golden Belt 6-9.
EugeneMirman We’re only probably days away from Fox News deciding Christmas is a communist plot to redistribute wealth.